Heartland

wot he said.

the_inescapable_truth wrote:It's the principle. Real music versus manufactured crap. And it's only 29p on Amazon.

Amazon sales don't count towards chart placings.

This is all a crusty puddle of pish really but if you get any enjoyment out of it and it isn't hurting anyone (esp. Mr Cowell) then why not.I'd rather donate my spare change to some wino that would put it to better use.

Mmm Caramac. Can you still get them.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/introducing/ ... ling.shtml

This is Biffy Clyro's version of Killing In The Name Of.

WeirdSinisterGhostly wrote:Mmm Caramac. Can you still get them.

Ahmed's of Kings Park (next door to Chateau Blaast) has 'em

Achmed sold up, thi baisturt! Nae mair cheap Holsten, no sure aboot the confectionary line, anyway the shoap hus hud a facelift, is easier to browse and Achmed rev. 2.0 and rev. 2.1 seem like nice enuff chaps.
The original Achmed is taking a year off and intends to open a "Ruby Murray" hoose in the derelict space next tae Achmed's Emporium in the coming year.

James Blast wrote:Achmed sold up, thi baisturt! Nae mair cheap Holsten, no sure aboot the confectionary line, anyway the shoap hus hud a facelift, is easier to browse and Achmed rev. 2.0 and rev. 2.1 seem like nice enuff chaps.
The original Achmed is taking a year off and intends to open a "Ruby Murray" hoose in the derelict space next tae Achmed's Emporium in the coming year.

Ruby Murray



Fingers crossed his Pakora is up tae scratch

the_inescapable_truth wrote:It's the principle. Real music versus manufactured crap.

A fairly meaningless distinction I'd say.

markfiend wrote:

Headingly wrote:Pull My Strings would have been a much better protest against the X Factor. Maybe we could buy that for 2010.

Awesome idea

Thirded....

Or to keep it British, Bad News with:


Cashing in on Christmas
Hear those cash tills ring
Jingle bells make money
Everybody sing

Queuing up at Woolworths
To get our Christmas hit
With lots of peace and love and joy and
Jingle bells on it
This is our Christmas single
Please make it number 1
And give us all your money
To make our Christmas fun

Cashing in on Christmas
Hear those cash tills ring
Jingle bells make money
Everybody sing

Cos' we are rockin'
Ooh every Christmas we're rockin'
Say Santa Claus and we are rockin'
Ooh jingle bells and we're rockin'
Well every Christmas we're rockin', we're rockin all the way to the bank

Cashing in on Christmas
Hear those cash tills ring
Jingle bells make money
Everybody sing

*Little girls' voice*
I want to wake up on Christmas morning
With the snow all over the ground
With Bad News' Christmas single in my stocking
It only costs just over a pound

Hello, this is Den Dennis
I hope you're all having a very merry Christmas
This is our Christmas single, please buy it and make it number 1
For our Christmas fun

Hello everybody, it's Vim Fuego here,
Sorry I can't be with you this Christmas
But I'm in the Carribean with all your money
Having a good drink and a laugh
Have a nice one, merry Christmas

Cashing in on Christmas
Christmas girls and boys
Cashing in on Christmas
Let's make lots of noise

Cos' we are rockin'
Ooh every Christmas we're rockin'
Say Santa Claus and we are rockin'
Ooh jingle bells and we're rockin'
Well every Christmas we're rockin', we're rockin all the way to the bank

Cashing in on Christmas
Christmas girls and boys
Cashing in on Christmas
Let's make lots of noise
(Repeat to end)

Hello everyone this is Colin Grigson
Please give as generously as you can to Bad News this Christmas, because, remember,
There are people in the world who are much better at spending your money than you are,
And that's us. Ha ha, merry Christmas!

Hello, I'm Spider Webb. Heh heh heh!


Yes it's terrible , I know

Big Si wrote:

James Blast wrote:Achmed sold up, thi baisturt! Nae mair cheap Holsten, no sure aboot the confectionary line, anyway the shoap hus hud a facelift, is easier to browse and Achmed rev. 2.0 and rev. 2.1 seem like nice enuff chaps.
The original Achmed is taking a year off and intends to open a "Ruby Murray" hoose in the derelict space next tae Achmed's Emporium in the coming year.

Ruby Murray



Fingers crossed his Pakora is up tae scratch

I live in Ruby Murray's old house.

how's it smell?

the_inescapable_truth wrote:It's the principle. Real music versus manufactured crap. And it's only 29p on Amazon.

But if you buy it at 29p from Amazon it doesn't count towards the charts.

James Blast wrote:how's it smell?

Like my dog, and that has no nose.

what's your dog smell like in dry and wet weather?

Read a few posts from the first page, couldn't be arsed reading the next few...

My take on it is,
I love Rage. I really love em.

Couldn't give a flying f*ck about all this crap though. Charts were manipulated back in the day when they stopped the Sex Pistols getting to No.1 so who cares about it all now.

Good luck to Rage, hope they get it just to p*ss the majority off however.

Don't like RATM and I've never watched, and never been interested in, the X factor.

From what I have understood from all this is that I'd rather Christmas number 1 wasn't angry and abrasive. I guess that means I'm pro X Factor. I'm all for songs about drugs, violence & sex, but I'd rather not have them between the Queen's speech and the Dr Who special thankyou very much.

i've always been rather fond of the last refrain.

If one were going to choose a RATM song for such a campaign, surely "Take The Power Back" would be more apt?
For what it's worth, I quite like Killing In The Name Of SebastiAn, as it makes a change from hearing the original everywhere.

I'm not buying either. I will top the charts one day. Just not this December. I have more important things to do.

Purple Light wrote: I love Rage. I really love em.

..and I was beginning to think I sailed alone on these here seas.

hello sailor

let me clarify: RATm are not as bad as the Red Hot Chili Crappers, but very close...

James Blast wrote:let me clarify: RATm are not as bad as the Red Hot Chili Crappers, but very close...

Unfair.ROCP are 9 on the Travis scale. David Grey is 8.
To clasify RATM anywhere near that end of the Travis scale is an injustice.

James Blast wrote:let me clarify: RATm are not as bad as the Red Hot Chili Crappers, but very close...

RHCP is music for people who don't like music.

winner .

Nothing feels different or am I missing something completely.

so anti-system fold won with tv-flock. so could you remind me dear who won on this, please ?

as i heard now RATM will give free massive gig.

boudicca wrote:

James Blast wrote:let me clarify: RATm are not as bad as the Red Hot Chili Crappers, but very close...

RHCP is music for people who don't like music.