Heartland

James Blast wrote:

Pista wrote: Ray Mears. How does that boring cnut get so fat on berries & nuts? Tosser!

Ray is Jesus, ootside noo Cureboi!

*goes to whittle a weapon from an entire cedar tree*

The man's a girls blouse (says his mum)

I suppose you'd rather hang out wi that fanny 'Bear' (oo-scary) Grills?

James Blast wrote:I suppose you'd rather hang out wi that fanny 'Bear' (oo-scary) Grills?

The boy scout?

Anyone who has "motivational speaker" in their list of occupations needs a good shoeing.

1. Old people that clog up the public transport with their free passes
2. Students
3. The annoying little s**t that advertises Knorr stock pots
4. Technology that I don't understand - which is most of it
5. Esther Rantzen
6. Politicians and their selfish attitude to what is meant to be public service
7. The way most modern music sounds crap
8. The fact that stereos don't sound as good as you thought they would do. In general lack of size seems more important than increase quality
9. The inability to reconcile that on the one hand a huge amount of the population want to be on TV as presenters etc yet there is so much crap and so many crap presenters on TV

James Blast wrote:

_emma_ wrote:One thing I personally like about them is that they don't do any damage to the planet (unlike humans)

who traverse the globe to see the best rock band ever

You are so right James, I take back all my previous words.

_emma_ wrote:

James Blast wrote:

_emma_ wrote:One thing I personally like about them is that they don't do any damage to the planet (unlike humans)

who traverse the globe to see the best rock band ever

You are so right James, I take back all my previous words.

I like nettles, they gave Christian Death reason for being

- I have a zero tolerance policy for corrinder, it is vile, putrid and tastes like a noxious weed (not unlike the nettle, which clearly needs to be explored further and erradicated, perhaps through some sort of anti-nettle collective utilising community-based task-force style commandos, it will be the last thing they are expecting).

- Why say 'pan seared'? I mean, am I unreasonable to assume my (eg) beef fillet has been seared in a pan by default - or is it possible it was seared by a low-flying jet engine...

- Mocktails. I mean, seriously, wtf?

...oh I love beetroot by the way - roasted with garlic, rosemary, orange juice and balsamic with sour cream and crusty bread, nom nom indeed.

The guy across the street that's so nosy he even has to come and blatantly look over my shoulder, just to see what I'm getting, when I'm at the ice cream van buying my daughter an ice cream.
He wasn't even getting himself anything, he just walked over, had a good look at what i was getting then walked away

paint it black wrote:I like nettles, they gave Christian Death reason for being

PIB.
(I had to google it, I don't listen to such bands you know. )

splintered thing wrote:
- roasted with garlic, rosemary, orange juice and balsamic with sour cream and crusty bread.

To disguise the taste perhaps?

Debaser wrote:

splintered thing wrote:
- roasted with garlic, rosemary, orange juice and balsamic with sour cream and crusty bread.

To disguise the taste perhaps?

The worst taste in this world - apart from caraway - has shepherd's purse tea ... ... though it works ...

Being645 wrote:

Debaser wrote:

splintered thing wrote:
- roasted with garlic, rosemary, orange juice and balsamic with sour cream and crusty bread.

To disguise the taste perhaps?

The worst taste in this world - apart from caraway - has shepherd's purse tea ... ... though it works ...

Eat some tamarind & then tell me if you want to edit that post

Pista wrote:

Being645 wrote:

Debaser wrote: To disguise the taste perhaps?

The worst taste in this world - apart from caraway - has shepherd's purse tea ... ... though it works ...

Eat some tamarind & then tell me if you want to edit that post

Did you ever drink shepherd's purse tea ... ...

But ok, I'd rather have a cup of that than a knife point of horseradish ...

shepherds' erse tea?

picky grumblers don't like this, don't like that I bet putting you lot on a compulsory 200 calories a day diet for a month or two would help you overcome your sophisticated tastes
beetroot is not a food my ass

Middle aged women with kids in the car, diving around like lunatics - why are they so ANGRY? It's like "oh my life didn't turn out like it should have, I feel unfulfilled and must take it out on everyone who gets IN MY WAY"

Oh, and the people at work who, when I said I was going to a Sisters gig in NZ, said they sound like
a) The Mighty Boosh
b) Bowie
c) Meatloaf.

James Blast wrote:shepherds' erse tea?

Don't try it, if you need not ... ...

James Blast wrote:shepherds' erse tea?

one lump or two?

_emma_ wrote:picky grumblers don't like this, don't like that :

I refer you to the title of the thread

1 My Behaviour
2 The Cure refusing to split up(their good last cd was wild mood swings)
3 The Sisters of Mercy refusing NOT release live cd(it would be a killer)
4 Record Companies.
5 Booze(some people needs practice in drinking)

teachers on the TES forum who seem to think that new resources for our classroom are the only thing we're thinking about in the first week of the hols. sheesh.
bloody back to school. ffs, start that in august sometime, not in JUNE before we've split up.

SteBacchus wrote:What pisses me off? ....those so call American sitcoms, there's more 'canned laughter' than there is dialogue

E.G.

"Hi", (5mins of canned laughter)
"Oh, Hi" (5mins of canned laughter)
"How are you?" (5mins of canned laughter)
"Fine" (5mins of canned laughter)
etc, etc, etc

You get my point

Erudite wrote: Boiled, shredded meat from the shin fixed in jelly.

Debaser wrote:(…) wasps - there's just no need. They don't bring anything to the table so why hasn't evolution dealt with them as yet?

(…) Gig attendee's who seem to wait until they spot me before placing themselves directly in front of me, namely a) farty man, b) ridiculously tall man c) snoggy couple and there's a new one d) obnoxious drunken bird.

I agree with all of that.

To add some more:


- onions
- cabbage
- leek
- fish (I love them as long as they are alive ... but I refuse to eat something that smells so horrible)
- tripe
- "Pfaelzer Saumagen" ("Palatinate sow's stomach" - a German dish that is similar to Haggis)
- about 98 % of the music played in the radio

I have never tried Pfälzer Saumagen, the name alone is gutwrenching...

Actually there is one dish with beetroot that I love - Labskaus, some sort of sailor food, but I hear it exists in Liverpool, too. The best thing though, if you prepare it correctly, is that you can just leave the beetroot away. And the pickled fish. And then it's nice

... .. well, I clearly prefer Lachert's beetroot soup ... ...

Come to think about it, I admit it looks disgusting. I can't edit my post anymore, but maybe someone else can help and remove the image link