Heartland

Kiss the carp, pet
Fork away
Some girl's burnt up my big steak
Lucretia my new kitchen

Courtesy of mr s

i love it when we get all creative in the name of our favourite band and use our expensively university-educated minds to their full potential by talking shit!

well done everyone!
however i'm afraid i 'm going to have to penalise steve's obvious repeat of number 10. from my original list... 10 points from Huffle-Puff!

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i love it when we get all creative in the name of our favourite band and use our expensively university-educated minds to their full potential by talking shit!

well done everyone!
however i'm afraid i 'm going to have to penalise steve's obvious repeat of number 10. from my original list... 10 points from Huffle-Puff!

You got me there.

A Crockery Hard Plates
Curry Me Deep
Giving Coffee Grounds
Something Fast Food
Scorch
When You Don't Feed Me

Look, it's late and I'm tired, okay?

stufarq wrote:A Crockery Hard Plates
Curry Me Deep
Giving Coffee Grounds
Something Fast Food
Scorch
When You Don't Feed Me

Look, it's late and I'm tired, okay?

but "a crockery hard plates" is excellent.

More from mr s...
Black flan, pet
No thyme to fry
A croque Monsieur and a fried plaice
Dirty pan
Toaster lost and all gone
Toast session
Dine Kyle, dine!
Amphetamine porridge (my fave)
Sam dined a danger

This is what happens in the gap between games!

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

stufarq wrote:A Crockery Hard Plates
Curry Me Deep
Giving Coffee Grounds
Something Fast Food
Scorch
When You Don't Feed Me

Look, it's late and I'm tired, okay?

but "a crockery hard plates" is excellent.

My fave too.

Don't give me wines or wafers
Freezer for some pies
I don't care for curds that don't belong

million voices wrote:Imagine the description "Eye level oven etc etc" sung very very slowly in a baritone voice with drum machine backing, very deep bass and the occasional squeal of geetar

Just got it! I'm a bit fucking dense sometimes.

Get the phrasing right and it works.

PS: An avatar would help to highlight your post(s).

Adrenoscone

Snork.
Bit tricky if you don't say scone properly, though.

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emilystrange wrote:Snork.
Bit tricky if you don't say scone properly, though.

glad to see you do, as do i. must be a leicester (and near environs) thing....or perhaps it's just being right.

both!

My mum always insists it's scone-to-rhyme-with-stone, and she grew up in Prestwich near Manchhester. Go figure.

markfiend wrote:My mum always insists it's scone-to-rhyme-with-stone, and she grew up in Prestwich near Manchhester. Go figure.

Yep, from Oldham (also near Manchester) it was always pronounced SK-OWN, as in "i own seventeen copies of first & last & always"

obviously my earlier remark about leicester and it's near-environs was a joke with Jo cuz that's where we're both from (originally!). i was taught that in the case of "scone" the magic E rule applies. (and yes, i know that the rule doesn't apply across the board, but that's english for you!)

having little better to do than watch portugal get their arses kicked, i discovered that (according to wikipedia) two thirds of the u.k. -rising to 99% in scotland- pronounce it "scon" ie incorrectly.

It's scone to rhyme with gone. Anything else is just posh farting.

Still, Adrenoscone.

Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:

million voices wrote:Imagine the description "Eye level oven etc etc" sung very very slowly in a baritone voice with drum machine backing, very deep bass and the occasional squeal of geetar

Just got it! I'm a bit fucking dense sometimes.

Get the phrasing right and it works.

PS: An avatar would help to highlight your post(s).

I still haven't got it. I can see what some of the words should probably be but I can't make it into anything.

million voices wrote:"Eye level oven etc etc" sung very very slowly in a baritone voice with drum machine backing, very deep bass and the occasional squeal of geetar

Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Just got it! I'm a bit fucking dense sometimes.

Get the phrasing right and it works.

stufarq wrote:I still haven't got it.

Ever watched NFL?

Lights (sorry, that one was too offal)

I'll STFU.

Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:

million voices wrote:"Eye level oven etc etc" sung very very slowly in a baritone voice with drum machine backing, very deep bass and the occasional squeal of geetar

Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Just got it! I'm a bit fucking dense sometimes.

Get the phrasing right and it works.

stufarq wrote:I still haven't got it.

Ever watched NFL?

You mean American rugby? Certainly not.

some girls flambé by mistake.

Quiff Boy wrote:

markfiend wrote:My mum always insists it's scone-to-rhyme-with-stone, and she grew up in Prestwich near Manchhester. Go figure.

Yep, from Oldham (also near Manchester) it was always pronounced SK-OWN, as in "i own seventeen copies of first & last & always"

Only seventeen ??

Yes, I have one. Can't find the fridge, bin or washing machine anymore though. But I have an integrated wine cooler! An island would have been nice. Or a South Pacific Atoll.