Heartland

me.
johnny knows perfectly well that only my mother is allowed to call me that. the fact that he's in germany is not necessarily a protection.

If Johhny is team coach does that mean as mods, Mark and I get to be captain and vice captain respectively (Mark being longest serving)?

That said, Mark will have to primarily deal with any in-fighting and undermine the coach's authority.

Hom_Corleone wrote:If Johhny is team coach does that mean as mods, Mark and I get to be captain and vice captain respectively (Mark being longest serving)?

from what i remember of ponces on vespa's neither of you look like mods...but if you insist can i bring a pool-cue, a chain belt and some purple-hearts and we can play at "i960's brighton beach battles" while wer'e waiting for the cure-fans to get their shit together?
i mean, just "standing on the beach" is a bit boring but passing time by "killing an arab" isn't very pc these days. (i suppose we could always "go for a walk...." )

>>>btw steve if you can't get 11 first team players how are you going to get "17 seconds"?

Come on Lee, have some Faith. If we all work as a team we can live The Dream. We need to walk The Walk and ensure we Closedown their defence. There is no room for Doubt.

Come the end of the season they'll be Lamenting their loss and their Prayers For Rain will have been in vain. The last few weeks of the season will be Torture for them.

Now Let's Go To Bed and prepare. You can guarantee they'll be murmurring If Only Tonight We Could Sleep as they Shiver And Shake.

Now, salute The Figurehead and remember How Beautiful You Are!

<Team talk over>

Purple hearts Kerry's mum told us once that she used to take those every now and again.

Hom_Corleone wrote:Come on Lee, have some Faith. If we all work as a team we can live The Dream. We need to walk The Walk and ensure we Closedown their defence. There is no room for Doubt.


Come the end of the season they'll be Lamenting their loss and their Prayers For Rain will have been in vain. The last few weeks of the season will be Torture for them.

Now Let's Go To Bed and prepare. You can guarantee they'll be murmurring If Only Tonight We Could Sleep as they Shiver And Shake.

Now, salute The Figurehead and remember How Beautiful You Are!

<Team talk over>

very good! i knew someone would have a better knowledge of the albums after pornography than myself if i gave a little encouragement...or are you just jumping someone else's train?

markfiend wrote:Purple hearts Kerry's mum told us once that she used to take those every now and again.

pharmaceutical speed is very difficult to get a prescription for these days -back then it was a wonder-drug that they were happy to dish out to anyone. my gran was given some by her doctor after years and years of mong-out anti-depressants. she says they were brilliant -she scrubbed her house from top to bottom, with a spring in her step and a smile on her face for the first time in months...until the comedown the next day which was so horrendous she flushed the rest of the bottle down the bog!

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:pharmaceutical speed is very difficult to get a prescription for these days

So I believe. *ahem* I wonder why?

The rest of your post reminds me of Requiem for a Dream

We are up to nine players currently

Is Ez Mo (Curiously Orange) one of yours?

Yes. paint it black. It's unlike him to take the piss, innit?

This is a big shout-out to the Industrial Groove Machine. I need your preferred squad numbers. i.e., the number you want on the back of your shirt.

#7 is obviously taken and it's first come, first served.

Let's be sensible and stick to numbers 1-30, unless someone has a burning desire for a number beyond that range.

Currently we have:

1 eastmidswhizzkid (Goalkeeper)
7 Johnny Rev 7.0
? emilystrange
? Hom_Corleone
? iesus
? limur
? markfiend
? Mav787
? Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
? paint it black
? Planet Dave

Simply chose your squad number, C&P the list and format it correctly in ascending numbers.

Once again, I really appreciate yous making the effort.

Lots of things being worked on behind the scenes. Stay tuned.

can i have number 23 please?

EDIT: then i won't get the hump about being put in goal..

1 eastmidswhizzkid (Goalkeeper)
6 emilystrange
7 Johnny Rev 7.0
? Hom_Corleone
? iesus
? limur
? markfiend
? Mav787
? Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
? paint it black
? Planet Dave

6 emilystrange
7 Johnny Rev 7.0
? Hom_Corleone
? iesus
? limur
? markfiend
? Mav787
? Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
? paint it black
? Planet Dave
23 eastmidswhizzkid (Goalkeeper)

4 markfiend
6 emilystrange
7 Johnny Rev 7.0
? Hom_Corleone
? iesus
? limur
? Mav787
? Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
? paint it black
? Planet Dave
23 eastmidswhizzkid (Goalkeeper)

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:then i won't get the hump about being put in goal.

Dearest darling Lee,

Everyone who's ever met you in real life, knows what a warm, generous and really sweet guy you are. On HL we never, ever, judge a book by its cover.

However, this is football and psychology counts.

On the off chance that Mark and Dave get caught square at the back with a ball over the top, and a Cure guy has a 50/50 with my goalie... I want my goalie to be the scariest looking motherfucker I have available in my locker-room. And for the Cure guy to bottle it and shit his pants.

There's a compliment in there somewhere.

Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:
On the off chance that Mark and Dave get caught square at the back with a ball over the top, and a Cure guy has a 50/50 with my goalie... I want my goalie to be the scariest looking motherfucker I have available in my locker-room. And for the Cure guy to bottle it and shit his pants.

There's a compliment in there somewhere.

Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:then i won't get the hump about being put in goal.

Dearest darling Lee,

Everyone who's ever met you in real life, knows what a warm, generous and really sweet guy you are. On HL we never, ever, judge a book by its cover.

However, this is football and psychology counts.

On the off chance that Mark and Dave get caught square at the back with a ball over the top, and a Cure guy has a 50/50 with my goalie... I want my goalie to be the scariest looking motherfucker I have available in my locker-room. And for the Cure guy to bottle it and shit his pants.

There's a compliment in there somewhere.

taken.

Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:6 emilystrange
7 Johnny Rev 7.0
9 Hom_Corleone
? iesus
? limur
? markfiend
? Mav787
? Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
? paint it black
? Planet Dave
23 eastmidswhizzkid (Goalkeeper)

I'll go up front with my whippet like pace and graceful runs.

Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:5 limur
6 emilystrange
7 Johnny Rev 7.0
9 Hom_Corleone
? iesus
? markfiend
? Mav787
? Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
? paint it black
? Planet Dave
23 eastmidswhizzkid (Goalkeeper)

[6 please. Thank you.]

Doh! 5 I meanted...

11 please.

2 Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
4 markfiend
5 limur
6 emilystrange
7 Johnny Rev 7.0
9 Hom_Corleone
11 paint it black
? iesus
? Mav787
? Planet Dave
23 eastmidswhizzkid (Goalkeeper)

Was always right-back when I played - back in the days when a full-back wasn't expected to do any attacking - so have chosen "2".

And breathe...

We've officially got 10 vs. 11 in FPL, so just waiting on iesus to come back from his hols to make up the numbers, and then both teams are locked and loaded.

Thanks to Steve, who's been working hard with me behind the scenes to make this happen. The hardest part is always getting the squads together. And making the numbers match-up.

Altendalton Utd vs. Deep Green Utd?

That was a serious head-fuck, wasn't it? But we got there in the end.

So a Big Shout Out to Pista who allowed me to join his forum, circumvent the swear-filter, and offer some honest critic of some of his member's lackadaisical actions in joining up.

It's Ok over in Fat-Bob-Land. Honestly. Just as I'm sure Fat-Bob-landers would be welcomed here.

Watch this space.