Heartland

vince wrote:Using this for it's original intended purpose, not what it degenerated into.....

Spoilsport.

EvilBastard wrote:Two, five, zero, zero, zero degrees for 20 minutes or until golden brown.

That's more like it.

Semolina by The m*****n. Sorry.

abridged wrote:Semolina by The m*****n. Sorry.

Well, if we're starting that:

Pastryland

stufarq wrote:Well, if we're starting that:

Pastryland

Deux Liver Onions (if he was ordering in a French cafe)

"Lay me down the long white pan
Leave the gouda ham behind me
Paint my name with tomato sauce
My heart my flame my pizzastone"


i need seriously some pizza

Gollum's Cock wrote:

stufarq wrote:Well, if we're starting that:

Pastryland

Deux Liver Onions (if he was ordering in a French cafe)

Took me a couple of minutes!

stufarq wrote:

Gollum's Cock wrote:
Deux Liver Onions (if he was ordering in a French cafe)

Took me a couple of minutes!

Oooooh. Clever.

Phở Parade.

Quiche The Carpet?

I love this forum for glorious threads like these, utter cheese and just what i needed to cheer up my day

Overheard this morning in my local caff:
"Two teas for the European Union party, table 4 - Finland, rooibos, Germany, no milk."

no royalties but a Sisters question on fiteen-to-one (hi-brow afternoon quiz show for non-english) the other day: "what was the name of the alternative rock band who's album Floodland reached such-and-such in the UK album charts in 1987? " followed by the info that they featured a drum-machine by the name of Doktor Avalanche.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:no royalties but a Sisters question on fiteen-to-one (hi-brow afternoon quiz show for non-english) the other day: "what was the name of the alternative rock band who's album Floodland reached such-and-such in the UK album charts in 1987? " followed by the info that they featured a drum-machine by the name of Doktor Avalanche.

Used to love watching 15-to-1 back in the day when William G Stewart hosted it - he had the requisite gravitas to elevate it beyond a simple quiz show to something that aspired to Mastermind status.

EvilBastard wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:no royalties but a Sisters question on fiteen-to-one (hi-brow afternoon quiz show for non-english) the other day: "what was the name of the alternative rock band who's album Floodland reached such-and-such in the UK album charts in 1987? " followed by the info that they featured a drum-machine by the name of Doktor Avalanche.

Used to love watching 15-to-1 back in the day when William G Stewart hosted it - he had the requisite gravitas to elevate it beyond a simple quiz show to something that aspired to Mastermind status.

absolutely. it took me a while to adjust to the slightly slower-paced (and therefore longer) sandy toksvig version, but really the questions are still of a reasonable calibre. i could watch it and the chase all day.