Heartland

emilystrange wrote:he's out as soon as the GW finishes.

Apparently Pep's had them all locked in the dressing room for a bit of a chat

some good ones coming up for school

From Pep's post match interview

"The second half was much better. The first half wasn't really good. Of course our mistake is always complicated. The way I want to play is not to pass to their striker."

The Sacked One has done it again, produced a team worse than a Moyes /VAN GAAL!! combo ....

Pogba looks worse than Fellaini!! The Zlat looks worse than Nicklas Bendtner ... .. .

GOD wrote:The Sacked One has done it again, produced a team worse than a Moyes /VAN GAAL!! combo ....

Pogba looks worse than Fellaini!! The Zlat looks worse than Nicklas Bendtner ... .. .

Yep. He seems to have left the bus at Anfield on Monday

The Special One, Special Once.
The days when you could buy a league title are gone, every team now has money.

Mourinho's priceless isn't he?

"The team played well, if we can delete the defensive mistakes we made. Thibaut Courtois had more work than De Gea, their defenders had more work than my defenders. They are very dangerous in counter-attack, we knew that. I said if we score at the 2-1 game is different, that was not for us and they scored the third and fourth."

Shame they didn't buy Pogba from Richer Sounds, they give a six year guarantee, could have sent him back and got a refund.

GOD wrote:Shame they didn't buy Pogba from Richer Sounds, they give a six year guarantee, could have sent him back and got a refund.

I know Ibrahimovich cost nothing, but, his wages must be astronomical - I thought he and Pogba were recruited to "make a difference" in the big games. Beating Fenerbache in The Thursday Night Curry And A Pint Cup is not a nig game, you have to crap to gain entry to that tournament!
If things don't improve for Man U will the board have the balls to sack Mourinho?

Now I've said something sensible I need some drugs - be warned.

the board will be running like headless chickens - 3 managers in as many years. they look pretty silly.
i know Fergie took a while to bed in, but he was never a Mourinho - who is totally wrong for MU.

have a lie down, GOD - Antiques Roadshow is on in half an hour.

emilystrange wrote:the board will be running like headless chickens - 3 managers in as many years. they look pretty silly.
i know Fergie took a while to bed in, but he was never a Mourinho - who is totally wrong for MU.

have a lie down, GOD - Antiques Roadshow is on in half an hour.

Is it?! MORPHINE!!

hurry along!

Yes Ms Strange, sorry Ms Strange!

ahhhh, the sound of instant obedience...

sorry. you can take the teacher out of the school for a few hours, but...

It's my detention avoidance mode.

carry on.
oh, and i don't like apples that much.

Hmmmmm have you met my other mode??

You only watch Antiques Roadshow in the hope of seeing photos from a Tottenham title win ... .. .

HA!! Anyway, Poldarrrrrrrrk is on, never heard so many "r's" in a single word!

i'm not watching it, mr s is. i am sitting in my office with my back to the telly wondering what the heck this cat is doing.

emilystrange wrote:i'm not watching it, mr s is. i am sitting in my office with my back to the telly wondering what the heck this cat is doing.

Have you seen the "cat licking attachment" in our forums?? I didn't know whether to laugh or commit suicide. So I cried instead.
The idea is, you buy this huge rubber tongue, stick your tongue inside it and then lick your cat!! I kid you not ......
I have Steve's address, you know how much he loves Basil. Go on, Christmas is coming!

Hang on, you have an office?! Teachers are paid far too much!!

i saw those on FB.
my two would be horrified, but Basil is another kettle of cat entirely.

Steve blames Basil for everything .... "fiddlesticks" exclaims Stevie Goff, "I seem to have burnt my crumpets. Where's that darned cat, it's his fault!"

But with a Hungriglish accent.