6 common gig gripes

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:4 bar staff across two very small bars, for a sold-out 2000 capacity gig.

And when you do finally get served, its Carling.

And it costs £5 a pint.
Could be worse.
Could've been Tetleys... :urff: ;D

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markfiend wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:4 bar staff across two very small bars, for a sold-out 2000 capacity gig.

And when you do finally get served, its Carling.

And it costs £5 a pint.
Could be worse.
Could've been Tetleys... :urff: ;D

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Warm Tetleys :lol:
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People who fekin talk through a gig, erseholes, me, mags and Cameron went to Manchester to see Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, there was some tosser who, one, sparked up a spliff in the venue, when I turned and glared at him he put it out, then, proceeded to yap for the first few songs, I had to have a word with him, he shut up, tit.
Why would you go to a gig just to talk all the way through, bloody cretin.
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
markfiend wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote: Could be worse.
Could've been Tetleys... :urff: ;D

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Warm Tetleys :lol:
Ghaarghhhllll.

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As happened at the Tori Amos O2 Academy Gig a week or so back that I attended with Erudite and HalfmanII.

Not even on draft. They only had warm cans that weren't even a full Pint emptied into a plastic Pint-sized pot :? :evil:
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People who shout 'am I on the bootleg' during quiet songs
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paint it black wrote:People who shout 'am I on the bootleg' during quiet songs
Never heard this. Does this happen? I think I suddenly hate people even more now.
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paint it black wrote:People who shout 'am I on the bootleg' during quiet songs
Quiet songs?
Wossat then?
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paint it black wrote:People who shout 'am I on the bootleg' during quiet songs
Quiet songs?
Wossat then?
John Cage 4'33" Live in Stuttgard Bootleg, for example.

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Not strictly a gig gripe. I just wish gigs weren't all so far away! But I do get to see you groovy people on occasion! :D
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:4 bar staff across two very small bars, for a sold-out 2000 capacity gig.

And when you do finally get served, its Carling.

And it costs £5 a pint.
Could be worse.
Could've been Tetleys... :urff: ;D

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I read this as meaning Tetley's tea the first time :lol:
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ruffers wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:4 bar staff across two very small bars, for a sold-out 2000 capacity gig.

And when you do finally get served, its Carling.

And it costs £5 a pint.
Could be worse.
Could've been Tetleys... :urff: ;D

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I read this as meaning Tetley's tea the first time :lol:
Tastes almost the same.

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