Heartland

We are indeed part of the union that is the MishSis a union of Reptile and Eagle tribes that roam the shores of Old ye Britannia and Europe

Somekindadion wrote:To have a sense of humour one must firstly loosen up the face muscles breathe in breath out , breath in breath out and repeat “ I will see the funny side of life , I will chill , relax and allow my moth to smile then break into a chuckle 🤣🤣🤣

You trained your moth?
Nice work
Mine just won't play ball.

Lol well it flew out of Von’s wallet when it came to his round to buy the drinks
Showed it a copy of Salad Daze and it sent it to sleep

Had to give it Moth’s Own Medicine to revive it

Well If Von and Hobbo the Huss do work together again . Wayne will stipulate in the contract that Pre sound check Von must massage his scalp with his extra long Cruela finger nails

Well it seems humour is restored
Carry on.....

Pista I was starting to worry that Humour is banned from HL 🤪

Only in the newbie area of this arena . However I have posted some very useful instructions to help ease those muscles and help those affected laugh
It that fails try drinking Radox 🤣🤣

elamanamou wrote:It’s called a sense of humour 🤣

... ... what a joke!

Hmmm

Swinnow wrote:Anfield DJ currently playing Tower Of Strength before kick off. La Huss will be smiling.

The Bored Dog Unlikely is smiling on that Hallowed Ground methinks.... gave the Mancs a proper kicking; 8 points clear at the top; and not even a london team in 2nd as the Foxes have that honour. My team of choice followed by my home tovn. its a good day to be alive.

Being645 wrote:

Swinnow wrote:Anfield DJ currently playing Tower Of Strength before kick off. La Huss will be smiling.

Wayne wants to work with Von again! ... is the topic of this thread.

I just don't get it how this relates to your post... ...

Please explain ... ah, oh, I see.... thanks AGAIN. So I keep to my (usually very precise) own perception.

I guess I thought it was about Ben Gunn's hair?

Either way it's moot because my original post was edited by a mod or bot.

I'm not good with the humour on here either, far too many confusing in-jokes.

Marge xxx

godgirl wrote:
Either way it's moot because my original post was edited by a mod or bot.

Just checked and I can't see any record of edits

I think she means the auto-replace "joke"? -- "Wayne Hussey" gets turned into "That Guitarist"

markfiend wrote:I think she means the auto-replace "joke"? -- Wayne gets turned into Wayne

Do'h!
Didn't think of that

It's a s**t business

Simple version -

Bloke approching 60 says " that was good, best bit of my career, wonder if we can do it again and would it be as good...?"

Sometimes we all pause and reflect, doesn't man we have huge agendas (not in my case anyway, I hope), and doesn't mean we're desperate for something.

Just reflecting.

Ends.

Ruffers, stop being so reasonable/accurate, you know it'll never be accepted by the Popular People's Front Of Burley. Heresy I say

Sorry about that, it was late and I'd had a beer or three.




Hanging's too good for him the traitorous fuckety f**ker!

Swinnow wrote:Popular People's Front Of Burley

I thought we were the People's Popular Front?

SPLITTER!

markfiend wrote:

Swinnow wrote:Popular People's Front Of Burley

I thought we were the People's Popular Front?

SPLITTER!

I thought the same while reading

Nobody expects the Pudsey Inquisition

ruffers wrote:Simple version -

Bloke approching 60 says " that was good, best bit of my career, wonder if we can do it again and would it be as good...?"

Sometimes we all pause and reflect, doesn't mean we have huge agendas (not in my case anyway, I hope), and doesn't mean we're desperate for something.

Just reflecting.

Ends.

ruffers wrote:Sorry about that, it was late and I'd had a beer or three.




Hanging's too good for him the traitorous fuckety f**ker!

... ... and there was me thinking the simple voice of reason had eventually come through ... but no... ...

ruffers wrote:Simple version -

Bloke approching 60 says " that was good, best bit of my career, wonder if we can do it again and would it be as good...?"

Sometimes we all pause and reflect, doesn't man we have huge agendas (not in my case anyway, I hope), and doesn't mean we're desperate for something.

Just reflecting.

Ends.

Reading Salad Daze i think that the work that Wayne most cherrishes is FLAA......I think its quite big of him to be honest

markfiend wrote:

hippie-bullsh-t-hater wrote:yes but Von doesnt want to work with wayne. Von didnt even want Wayne at a concert guestlist, ha ha

This is it isn't it.

I feel a bit sorry for Wayne, he keeps trying, but surely he knows by now that it's never going to happen?

Upon reading "Salad Daze", the biggest and perhaps strangest admission by Wayne, for me, was that
the only time he ever felt "cool" was when playing for the Sisters. To me that's quite an
admission by someone who went on the have a fairly long and successful career as a singer/guitarist in their OWN band.

This section of the book covering the Sisters is peppered with tiny stabs at Von,
either direct or indirect, and neglects (to my mind) to really introduce Vons background.
It is perhaps the least neutrally portrayed section of the entire book.
This suggests to me he still has a chip on his shoulder regarding the existence of the Sisters and his
(non) participation in it.

Others may see it differently.