Heartland

The world championship of what?

You haven't really been for a night out on the lash until you wake up buried alive in a coffin as a human sacrifice to Mother Earth.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for.....WTF?

Pista wrote: ↑15 Aug 2022, 10:51 You haven't really been for a night out on the lash until you wake up buried alive in a coffin as a human sacrifice to Mother Earth.

cant wake up dead if you dont go to sleep...

This may come as a shock to you all so get your fainting couches ready because 'Wrinkly bag' creature with no anus is not a human ancestor.

Microsoft blames laptop crashes on....*shakes magic 8-ball*........ Janet Jackson

Now that people have finally stopped donating copies of The DaVinci Code, charity shops are asking the public to please not donate any more hedgehogs.

People shocked to learn that unicorns aren't real.

Wheel of ... poverty ?

The Hampshire Chronicle puts in a strong contender for this year's Pulitzer prize

Another day, another Guinness world record you never knew was a thing.

FDA warns people NOT to ....*checks notes*..... cook chicken in cough medicine.

Life-changing.

♫ Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed. ♫

You live in Florida. You suddenly decide to open tv and watch this...

For sale: Coffin (unused). Reason for sale: Husband lived longer than I hoped.

Thoughts and prayers to the people of Winchester at this difficult time.

Scottish ghost hunting team encounter their most Scottish ghost to date.

This has to be the adults-only equivalent of the dog ate my homework.

Yorkshire man would very much like whoever it is to stop shouting stuff about porridge through his letter box flap.

Here we go folks. New leading contender for headline of the year

The new bathroom looks fantastic. Now. Has anyone seen the cat?

Meanwhile in the other side of the sea.

iesus wrote: ↑13 Oct 2022, 19:00 Meanwhile in the other side of the sea.

Given that the New York Post is a Murdoch rag, and because I've heard about this story from sane news sources, I'm willing to bet on a stack of money this high that the story "California makes it illegal for doctors to disagree with politicians" is actually a deliberate mischaracterisation of Cali's recently-passed AB 2098. link to full bill

The money quote:

It shall constitute unprofessional conduct for a physician and surgeon to disseminate misinformation or disinformation related to COVID-19, including false or misleading information regarding the nature and risks of the virus, its prevention and treatment; and the development, safety, and effectiveness of COVID-19 vaccines.

How dare the California legislature try to protect its people from pro-plague quacks? /sarcasm

Sorry but this stuff gets me angry.

And now for something completely different. A man with a toaster on his head