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ryan_w_0000 wrote:back to reality for a second

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT VON'S DICK!?






Honestly :roll:
A whim of the converts and perverts mainly.

Before continuing with this strange, and frankly distasteful obsessing. Its worth remembering the effects of excessive speed consumption
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ryan_w_0000 wrote:back to reality for a second

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT VON'S DICK!?






Honestly :roll:
It's more substantial than his recent recorded output.

Boom boom.
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Before continuing with this strange, and frankly distasteful obsessing. Its worth remembering the effects of excessive speed consumption
Some of us are in the control group, so please tell us what effects you mean, in regards to this thread at least.

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Johnny Boy wrote:However, I do believe someone is researching a new topic so pretty soon you can expect some threads discussing his bowel movements.
Will QB be posting often in that thread? :innocent:

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Ed Rhombus wrote:
ryan_w_0000 wrote:back to reality for a second

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT VON'S DICK!?






Honestly :roll:
A whim of the converts and perverts mainly.


Don't know about the perverts, but let's not forget that there might be some women here who are interested in the object of their lusts manly bits. No different than a guy wanting to see boobs really. :D
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@ Petseri: :lol: :notworthy:

dunno what you mean, guv ;)
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Quiff Boy wrote:@ Petseri: :lol: :notworthy:

dunno what you mean, guv ;)
double @ Petseri: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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CtrlAltDelete wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:
ryan_w_0000 wrote:back to reality for a second

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT VON'S DICK!?






Honestly :roll:
A whim of the converts and perverts mainly.


Don't know about the perverts, but let's not forget that there might be some women here who are interested in the object of their lusts manly bits. No different than a guy wanting to see boobs really. :D

Your argument would hold water if one of the following conditions were met

1) The Sisters of Mercy were a troop of male strippers
2) They were a manufactured boy band and we were their prepubescent obsessive fans.
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Ed Rhombus wrote:
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Ed Rhombus wrote: A whim of the converts and perverts mainly.


Don't know about the perverts, but let's not forget that there might be some women here who are interested in the object of their lusts manly bits. No different than a guy wanting to see boobs really. :D

Your argument would hold water if one of the following conditions were met

1) The Sisters of Mercy were a troop of male strippers
2) They were a manufactured boy band and we were their prepubescent obsessive fans.

1) AE is not a bad looking man
2) Women (or men) who believe the above to be true may want to see what other bits of him look like
3) If people are interested in what may be an erection , the discussion is no less valid than a discussion of his beard, nose, eyes, or any other part of him I've seen discussed on here.
4) Going through the archives, I've seen a couple talks about Patricia Morrisons bits.

I think the men are just a bit edgy talking about another mans penis. :innocent:
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CtrlAltDelete wrote:
CtrlAltDelete wrote:
Don't know about the perverts, but let's not forget that there might be some women here who are interested in the object of their lusts manly bits. No different than a guy wanting to see boobs really. :D
I think the men are just a bit edgy talking about another mans penis. :innocent:
Shoot, I thought that this thread as going to start talking about AE's boobs.

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I think the men are just a bit edgy talking about another mans penis.

Oohhh! it was horrible just copying and pasting that. Yuck!

Anyhow, you do know why the other band members :lol: :lol: *at own joke, sorry* called him spiggy don't you. All boys in a lockeroom together, and NO, it wasn't becasue of the cat, claire told me ;D
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Quiff Boy wrote:not my cup of tea - bit shoe-gazey and a bit of a rip off of all those guitar bands from the 80s that used delay & reverb (ie: chameleons), but not as groovy as any of them...

bit wishy washy too if you ask me :roll:
Agreed.

Another Chameleons fan described 'Turn on the bright lights' as the best album in the last 20 years. Can you imagine how disapointed I was when I finally bought & listened to it? :roll:

Oh well, one mans best album of the last 20 years, another mans very avarage parody of numrous early to mid 80's indie/alternative bands
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paint it black wrote:
Anyhow, you do know why the other band members :lol: :lol: *at own joke, sorry* called him spiggy don't you. All boys in a lockeroom together, and NO, it wasn't becasue of the cat, claire told me ;D
My wife's ex used to go out with that particular lady, "No great shakes" was the phrase that lived on about her previous liaison.

Still its nice that CtrlAltDelete and Black Planet have a similar take. They seem to be 'as one' on the issue
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I bet JB prefers Von's bowel movements from 85 and before :roll:
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hallucienate wrote:I bet JB prefers Von's bowel movements from 85 and before :roll:
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

on a diet of lettuce and speed. yummy :roll:
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But 83 was the classic year!!!
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Ed Rhombus wrote:
paint it black wrote:
Anyhow, you do know why the other band members :lol: :lol: *at own joke, sorry* called him spiggy don't you. All boys in a lockeroom together, and NO, it wasn't becasue of the cat, claire told me ;D
My wife's ex used to go out with that particular lady, "No great shakes" was the phrase that lived on about her previous liaison.

Still its nice that CtrlAltDelete and Black Planet have a similar take. They seem to be 'as one' on the issue
Maybe I'm imagining things, but I get the feeling that you think me and black planet are the same person. Unless I'm having another bout of psychotic amnesia , I'm fairly certain that I'm only me. But since I'm a 25 year old married makeup artist with 2 kids living in Oklahoma City , I'm almost positive I'm the only one of me around (again, I could be wrong). If you'd like, you can even check out my business website (shameless plug) at http://www.freewebs.com/angiepardue , or you can even check me out at the makeup artist magazines website at http://makeup411.com (breakdowns/visitor/angie). Now, if you still think I'm BP, then so be it. :D
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CtrlAltDelete wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:
paint it black wrote:
Anyhow, you do know why the other band members :lol: :lol: *at own joke, sorry* called him spiggy don't you. All boys in a lockeroom together, and NO, it wasn't becasue of the cat, claire told me ;D
My wife's ex used to go out with that particular lady, "No great shakes" was the phrase that lived on about her previous liaison.

Still its nice that CtrlAltDelete and Black Planet have a similar take. They seem to be 'as one' on the issue
Maybe I'm imagining things, but I get the feeling that you think me and black planet are the same person. Unless I'm having another bout of psychotic amnesia , I'm fairly certain that I'm only me. But since I'm a 25 year old married makeup artist with 2 kids living in Oklahoma City , I'm almost positive I'm the only one of me around (again, I could be wrong). If you'd like, you can even check out my business website (shameless plug) at http://www.freewebs.com/angiepardue , or you can even check me out at the makeup artist magazines website at http://makeup411.com (breakdowns/visitor/angie). Now, if you still think I'm BP, then so be it. :D
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Maybe I'm imagining things, but I get the feeling that you think me and black planet are the same person. Unless I'm having another bout of psychotic amnesia , I'm fairly certain that I'm only me. But since I'm a 25 year old married makeup artist with 2 kids living in Oklahoma City , I'm almost positive I'm the only one of me around (again, I could be wrong). If you'd like, you can even check out my business website (shameless plug) at http://www.freewebs.com/angiepardue , or you can even check me out at the makeup artist magazines website at http://makeup411.com (breakdowns/visitor/angie). Now, if you still think I'm BP, then so be it. :D[/quote]

OK, you passed the test.

Just don't start splitting personalities now....[/quote]


Alright, but I'm not making any promises :D
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CtrlAltDelete wrote:But since I'm a 25 year old married makeup artist with 2 kids living in Oklahoma City
Yowsa.

Somebody write a song about that. :von:

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Petseri wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:Before continuing with this strange, and frankly distasteful obsessing. Its worth remembering the effects of excessive speed consumption
Some of us are in the control group, so please tell us what effects you mean, in regards to this thread at least.

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No-one seems to have answered you on this one Martin.

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markfiend wrote:
Petseri wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:Before continuing with this strange, and frankly distasteful obsessing. Its worth remembering the effects of excessive speed consumption
Some of us are in the control group, so please tell us what effects you mean, in regards to this thread at least.

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No-one seems to have answered you on this one Martin.

Winky-shrinky. ;)
I think that I get it now. Hm, that may explain hy nobody was willing to confess the effects. :D

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Probably. It's the oldest excuse in the book isn't it; "It's not me, it's the medication!" :lol:
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well, at the risk of lowering the tone (!), I'm surprised we haven't had a caption competition yet. Coz it seems obvious to me that Our Tone is attempting to be the rock star glancing away from the camera, while in reality having a crafty butcher's in a trouserial direction and thinking 'Mein Gott! A monster! I'm off to reform Sigue Sigue Sputnik'

I'm sure you can do better.

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Lowrider wrote:well, at the risk of lowering the tone (!), I'm surprised we haven't had a caption competition yet. Coz it seems obvious to me that Our Tone is attempting to be the rock star glancing away from the camera, while in reality having a crafty butcher's in a trouserial direction and thinking 'Mein Gott! A monster! I'm off to reform Sigue Sigue Sputnik'

I'm sure you can do better.

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