The Smurphs - Aug 22nd - The Limelight, Crewe...Last ever...

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Ice*Maiden
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mwahahaha...
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Ice*Maiden wrote:mwahahaha...
Indeed and quite.

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From the Smurph's website

The unenviable post of lead vocalist has now been filled. Announcement soon. Its kinda special too.

a slight case of '999, singer down' no longer
then he takes your hand in some strange californian handshake and breaks the bone
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"Announcement soon"

We await with baited breath....
Minister of Misinformation and Misdirection.

We first met through a shared view
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Let's make it memorable for all the right reasons...

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... 5575#95575
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Gripper wrote:Let's make it memorable for all the right reasons...

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... 5575#95575
:lol: :notworthy:

top idea ;)
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@Gripper: How many bottles of Benylin have you had tonight my friend? Get well soon! :lol:
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Hmmmm, might be in York that weekend, is that close?
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Very. DO IT!!
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Dont ever be a Navigator SG... Looking into this, Sunday always a very bad night for stay over childcare.
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Shut up you. Though you were deffo coming?
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So, would any kind soul like to save me the trouble of spending hours on my strangely slow internet connection and bung me the address of a B&B within staggering distance of the venue? I've come round to the fact that staying sober on The Mockeldritch's last night is probably a feat I cannot achieve. It don't have to be too fancy. I lived in Armley for twelve years after all.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Hi there,

Here you go:

LOCAL ACCOMMODATION

ALEXANDRA GUEST HOUSE
92 QUEEN STREET, CREWE,
TEL 01270 584 820
£14p.p.twin + B&B
£16 single + B&B


THE WAVERLEY HOTEL
PEDLEY LANE, CREWE
01270 256 223
£30 - £49.95 p.p.

THE ASHBANK HOTEL
PYMS LANE, CREWE
01270 214 959
£10.00 p.p Room Only


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Cheers Paddy. You're a star. :wink:
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While we're in the mood for public service (nice one, Pads), is anyone able to give my sister a lift back to Leeds after the gig?
Cheers,
G
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I want to GO! - Can I Mum Can I?

This is very tempting idea - unfortunately I wont be able to confirm until the end of next week - bloody - possible ex - girlfriends

I could really use a "Top Nite Out" ;-)
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Come on then............You know you want to to. It'll be ace!
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Gripper wrote:While we're in the mood for public service (nice one, Pads), is anyone able to give my sister a lift back to Leeds after the gig?
Cheers,
G
Won't be able to stop over after all cos I left it too late to book the Monday off work and the boss and another colleague are off then and the place will fall apart if I'm not there apparently. So, if your sister still needs a lift back, PM me.

@Ice Maiden: You're Karin's double you know.
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So she's obviously a gorgeous creature too!

@Trollopypants - Tis official, I will be attending said function.
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he he..... keep em coming...

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Padstar wrote:he he..... keep em coming...

Paddy.
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i trust everyone will be wearing their heartland tees? ;)

i'm expecting we make a new record attempt at the number of HL tees in one room, and on one stage, all at the same time ;D
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still haven't found mine. am very puzzled.
see if you can get it to more than on the forum at one time.
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Padstar wrote:he he..... keep em coming...

Paddy.
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Quiff Boy wrote:i trust everyone will be wearing their heartland tees? ;)

i'm expecting we make a new record attempt at the number of HL tees in one room, and on one stage, all at the same time ;D
On stage? Is that a challenge QB?! :lol: :innocent:
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