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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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CorpPunk wrote:My sciatica has been cured, by the way. Chiropractor knocked them bones right back inna place. :D

I am bounding around like a spritely child of 400!
Nice! :lol:

An up-beat turn for a very down-beat thread ;D
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On reading this thread again, it troubles me that ANYONE should be using ANY KIND of wrinkle cream at the tender age of 26! :eek:

Let the furrows become chasms, girlfriend. Get haggard. It makes you "distinguished"! ;D :wink: ;D
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boudicca wrote:On reading this thread again, it troubles me that ANYONE should be using ANY KIND of wrinkle cream at the tender age of 26! :eek:

Let the furrows become chasms, girlfriend. Get haggard. It makes you "distinguished"! ;D :wink: ;D
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markfiend wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:My sciatica has been cured, by the way. Chiropractor knocked them bones right back inna place. :D

I am bounding around like a spritely child of 400!
Nice! :lol:

An up-beat turn for a very down-beat thread ;D
Apparently the treatment was so effective because I'm...'young.'

I am the eternal optimist, here to make your day a little brighter and your glasses a little more rose-tinted! Arr!
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Francis wrote:You have all my sympathy. I suffer from sciatica and when it's bad the pain is excrutiating. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Not even on Richey. ;D

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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:
Francis wrote:You have all my sympathy. I suffer from sciatica and when it's bad the pain is excrutiating. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Not even on Richey. ;D

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Francis wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:
Francis wrote:You have all my sympathy. I suffer from sciatica and when it's bad the pain is excrutiating. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Not even on Richey. ;D

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