The Consequence of Subterfuge

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Currants are what electricity comes in, sultanas are married to sultans, and raisins... erm... go up?
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markfiend wrote:Currants are what electricity comes in, sultanas are married to sultans, and raisins... erm... go up?
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The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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I'd have laughed if I'd been here Mark but work gets in the way sometimes. At least we haven't got a BD postcode.
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DerekR wrote:
What's the difference between currants, raisins and sultanas?

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Sultanas are your fat f**ks who sit in the car in their shades, waiting for the s**t to blow up, and are more or less the brains of the operation. Currants are your muscle-bound meatheads, who are essentially expendable. Raisins, on the other hand, are the seriously dangerous guys with their itchy fingers on the detonator, who would quite like to press it just to see the pretty colours. If I had one shot, I'd take out the raisin. If I had two, I'd shoot the raisin twice just to see the sultana wince.
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Francis wrote:I'd have laughed if I'd been here Mark but work gets in the way sometimes. At least we haven't got a BD postcode.
LOL. That was quite funny for you.
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