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Posted: 18 Jun 2005, 16:43
by andymackem
mik wrote:andymackem wrote:But I was always ridiculously skinny. Such is life.
Me too. Don't have a sweet tooth at all, not even as a kid, so I've always been a pudding dodger. Don't eat sweets, although I get through a lot of mints in the car since I stopped smoking, and the only time I ever have pop is to dilute spirits and then its always full fat.
Have you ever had a gin and tonic with diet tonic? jesus hairy christ on a bike it's bad enough to make you voluntarily drink neat Taboo or that aftershock stuff just to get the taste out of your mouth
But I never was a pudding dodger. I have an absurdly sweet tooth. My diet is a fast-track to obesity and I still remain 'all prick and ribs' (to quote a girlfriend).
It must be stress or something.
I know women who will send back G&T if it arrives with full-fat tonic. I tend to stand and stare in disbelief. But most girls have that effect on me, one way or another.
Posted: 18 Jun 2005, 18:29
by Francis
timsinister wrote:If it ain't got a percentage, it ain't coming in.
Yep.
Real men drink meths.
Besides, I have a theory: only food makes you fat. Drink never stays inside you long enough to.
Posted: 19 Jun 2005, 13:15
by timsinister
Francis wrote:timsinister wrote:If it ain't got a percentage, it ain't coming in.
Yep.
Real men drink meths.
Besides, I have a theory: only food makes you fat. Drink never stays inside you long enough to.
That's genius; are you listening, ladies?
Posted: 19 Jun 2005, 13:20
by andymackem
Francis wrote:timsinister wrote:If it ain't got a percentage, it ain't coming in.
Yep.
Real men drink meths.
Besides, I have a theory: only food makes you fat. Drink never stays inside you long enough to.
Isn't there where Markfiend leaps up from behind his Kalahari sand-dune to tell us it isn't a theory unless it has been rigorously scientifically verified?
Beware the wrath of the Meerkat. I mean, really dancing?
Posted: 19 Jun 2005, 13:35
by boudicca
andymackem wrote:Isn't there where Markfiend leaps up from behind his Kalahari sand-dune to tell us it isn't a theory unless it has been rigorously scientifically verified?
I always thought a theory was a theory UNTIL it had been rigorously scientifically verified...
Posted: 19 Jun 2005, 14:36
by timsinister
The path to madnes...
Posted: 20 Jun 2005, 01:38
by Francis
Strangely enough, I find myself drinking diet Pepsi, due to spending too much time in the sun and agreeing to Pam drinking three of my ten-bottle Stella quota. Tomorrow's the last day of my holiday and I can't sleep because I've spent the week draining Wadworth's brewery and helping my Dad get through his backlog of Australian reds, ten-year old tawnies and single malts. Altzheimers has its upsides. He's even almost forgotten that he smokes.
Posted: 21 Jun 2005, 15:53
by CorpPunk
Speaking of which, isn't tennis just an excuse for men to wear short shorts and drink diet Coke? I don't condone that kind of behavior at all.
Posted: 21 Jun 2005, 17:52
by timsinister
I'll take that any day over wearing short shorts and drinking lager. Visit any city centre and you'll see what I mean.
And me without some form of high-powered assault rifle...lost opportunities, I tell you.