Heartland

Johnny M wrote:F*cking muppet.

Which one of the grumpy old men are you then

@ Johnny - My kind sir, it's the fact that when biting your nails and cry at the slightest *wrong word* that allows you to feel me in the same way you feel me......and that something we do with only the candles burning and the purple curtains drawn.....

And lots of wine or whiskey and lots of fruit and then the gods play at what they do best

MB

Johnny M wrote:

emilystrange wrote:yes. i'll pay hiim to clean and wash.

£7.50 an hour and I don't do U-bends. Deal Pebble?

they're ok, lol.. deal. the shower needs double doing.

emilystrange wrote:

Johnny M wrote:

emilystrange wrote:yes. i'll pay hiim to clean and wash.

£7.50 an hour and I don't do U-bends. Deal Pebble?

they're ok, lol.. deal. the shower needs double doing.

I'll be there in my industrial cleaners outfit tomorrow at 8am sharp. I'm Aggie by the way ...

its not that bad! but i need all the help i can get...

emilystrange wrote:its not that bad! but i need all the help i can get...

Anything over 4' must be a bitch to reach ...

And as I've mentioned before...I have a Materhorn's worth of ironing. I'll supply the tea and Soreen.

Hey John, you can give me some ironing lessons in a couple of weeks. I've heard the bed-head hairstyle is all the rage at the moment. I'm hoping the slept-in look will become acceptable pretty soon.

Johnny M wrote:

emilystrange wrote:its not that bad! but i need all the help i can get...

Anything over 4' must be a bitch to reach ...

emilystrange wrote:

Johnny M wrote:

emilystrange wrote:its not that bad! but i need all the help i can get...

Anything over 4' must be a bitch to reach ...

And good morning to you too ...

This thread is even more confusing than the rest of Heartland. Let me see if I have this straight...

Johnny M is a woman
Rosalie is a muppet
MadameButterfly is naked in the kitchen
James Blast is a Grumpy Old Bastard

One or more of these facts doesn't surprise me.

smiscandlon wrote: Johnny M is a woman ...

... and she's a 'cleaner'. Think Leon.

perhaps you ought to be grateful i'm not coming to tilburg...

Johnny M wrote:

smiscandlon wrote: Johnny M is a woman ...

... and she's a 'cleaner'. Think Leon.

I meant no disrespect.

emilystrange wrote:perhaps you ought to be grateful i'm not coming to tilburg...

You will be sadly missed. The kicking I would have got from you won't be.

there's always crewe

emilystrange wrote:there's always crewe

Sadly I'm washing my hair that night. Spot the fatal flaw in my excuse?

pretending to be sad won't help you

smiscandlon wrote:This thread is even more confusing than the rest of Heartland. Let me see if I have this straight...

Johnny M is a woman
Rosalie is a muppet
MadameButterfly is naked in the kitchen
James Blast is a Grumpy Old Bastard

One or more of these facts doesn't surprise me.

and francis wants someone to iron his head!

Just as long as no-one takes the iron into the shower *while* they are fixing it - Don't want any accidents when nurses have to put on their uniform

As for Grumpy Old Men - let him be....make a pipe and get his slippers with a drink for him and he will be fine......

Still don't get the orange-reference though

Good morning beings and a good one wished to all....
Coffee anyone
MB

I definitely need a coffee after reading that lot

Black no sugar.

Haven't we done this already MB?

i've got mine here, with toast

Latte macchiatto à la crème. Currently.

@markfiend - Yeah and I remembered we drink it the same Have had my 2 cups and 2x but no-one can blame me with the *school-holidays*

Always skip breadfast and my lunch-time is only 1 hour away.....

Going for something like Marmite and cheese on brown bread and a glass of vitamin C*

MB

MadameButterfly wrote:Going for something like Marmite and cheese on brown bread

:drool: