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canon docre wrote: I heard, male anorexia is widespread among g**ths.
That's one of the reasons I'm so looking forward to M'Era Luna. There's always such a lot of beauty to look at. :twisted:
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pikkrong wrote:
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pikkrong wrote:But, Emilystrange, you should still remove your picture. It's a decent forum here. There are plenty of weird forums around.
is mine or bouddica's worse?
I didn't mean your avatar (and not any photo of yourself) but the pic you posted in this thread.
so did i...
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canon docre wrote:
Francis wrote:I've never really understood women who like blokes who look like women. But then again, I've never really understood women, period. :roll:
And I never really understood women who like these :roll: :


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Whoa! Is that a woman? I don't believe it. Take his pants off. I need a closer examination.
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Cheers for resurrecting the most disgusting thread thus far, DS. :wink:
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MY contribution was quite tasteful..
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emilystrange wrote:MY contribution was quite tasteful..
Mine not. :oops:

...and I hasten to emphazise that this autograph was never adressed to me personally, rather a random fishing from le net.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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emilystrange wrote:MY contribution was quite tasteful..
Yes. If you have no taste at all.
canon docre wrote:...and I hasten to emphazise that this autograph was never adressed to me personally, rather a random fishing from le net.
I was wondering...but then I thought you wouldn't be silly enough to expose your deep yearning for hunky men to the jackals and vultures of Heartland.
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timsinister wrote: I was wondering...but then I thought you wouldn't be silly enough to expose your deep yearning for hunky men to the jackals and vultures of Heartland.
And I wonder why you care at all what I'm yearning for, when doubting my mere existence. :wink: :lol:
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timsinister wrote:
emilystrange wrote:MY contribution was quite tasteful..
Yes. If you have no taste at all.

did you not see him last night on top gear? how cute was that?
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You hijacked my thread! It was meant to be about handsome men and good films! :evil:
But then again what can I do. Almost every thread on this forum seems to go off-topic within 5 minutes. :lol:
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One day, there'll be a topic that stays on topic, but I'm yet to see it. :D

I'm afraid I can't compete with the skinnies refered to, I'm anti-skinny for men & women!!
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and, to stay on topic _emma_, I like talking films but not the men!! :P
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canon docre wrote:And I wonder why you care at all what I'm yearning for, when doubting my mere existence. :wink: :lol:
Merely exploiting an opportunity to get a few digs in...
emilystrange wrote:did you not see him last night on top gear? how cute was that?
I did not, and I'm grateful for that. The man's face appears to be made entirely out of silly putty, and it keeps gurning and twisting away, leaving me quite naseous.
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timsinister wrote:
canon docre wrote:And I wonder why you care at all what I'm yearning for, when doubting my mere existence. :wink: :lol:
Merely exploiting an opportunity to get a few digs in...
:eek: Digs in what?*




*Sorry, non-native speaker. No smutty implications intended. :innocent:
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dead stars wrote:
canon docre wrote:
Francis wrote:I've never really understood women who like blokes who look like women. But then again, I've never really understood women, period. :roll:
And I never really understood women who like these :roll: :


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Whoa! Is that a woman? I don't believe it. Take his pants off. I need a closer examination.
I wish mrs scotty would stop sending pictures of me to sites like this! :lol:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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so do we, lol
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emilystrange wrote:
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emilystrange wrote:MY contribution was quite tasteful..
Yes. If you have no taste at all.

did you not see him last night on top gear? how cute was that?
Who? That dildo with white guitar?
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is justin available in that format?
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canon docre wrote: :eek: Digs in what?*




*Sorry, non-native speaker. No smutty implications intended. :innocent:
Apologies; 'getting a few digs in' generally means 'achieving a few insults or attacks. I'm an opportunistic little bastard like that. :wink:
emilystrange wrote: is justin available in that format?
And here was me foolishly being hungry; thanks for curing me of that mistake, darling. :urff:
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believe me, its ALL my pleasure.
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timsinister wrote: Apologies; 'getting a few digs in' generally means 'achieving a few insults or attacks. I'm an opportunistic little bastard like that. :wink:
Insults, attacks? :roll: There was me thinking thats just your gawky way of flirting. :wink:
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_emma_ wrote:...until I saw Christian Bale in "the Machinist".
Some photos here: 1 , 2 , 3
and an interview
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That's disgusting. What is there to grab on to? Give the guy a McDonalds for christ's sake.
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emilystrange wrote:believe me, its ALL my pleasure.
I bet. If yer boyfriend induces vomiting in others, why shouldn't you? :wink:
Canon Docre wrote:There was me thinking thats just your gawky way of flirting.
There's no technique in the world sufficient to blind a woman to my more obvious failings!
Mrs. RicheyJames wrote:What is there to grab on to?
Do the female quotient of Heartland have to take additional lessons in Filth or something? :urff:
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<sigh> I meant dear, that there were no love handles!
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timsinister wrote:Do the female quotient of Heartland have to take additional lessons in Filth or something? :urff:

Good god no. certainly not. :twisted:

Mrs James, you are not immune to justin's charms.
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