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Posted: 21 Jul 2005, 22:16
by Francis
I'd have gone with:
Suzanne takes you down to her place near the river
You can hear the boats go by
You can spend the night beside her
And you know that she's half crazy
But that's why you want to be there
And she feeds you tea and oranges
That come all the way from China
And just when you mean to tell her
That you have no love to give her
Then she gets you on her wavelength
And she lets the river answer
That you've always been her lover
And you want to travel with her
And you want to travel blind
And you know that she will trust you
For you've touched her perfect body with your mind.
Posted: 21 Jul 2005, 22:17
by boudicca
nick the stripper wrote:I'll stop now
No, do carry on.
I don't get this very often...
(Not in open forum, anyway... 
)
AHEM!
Posted: 21 Jul 2005, 23:52
by timsinister
Paging Dr. Freud!
That you have no love to give her
Then she gets you on her wavelength
And she lets the river answer
Well said; I've known girls like that.
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 11:45
by Dark
Cheree, Cheree
Oh baby
I love you
Suicide, straight to the point.
I'd be more worried, personally, if I started to quote Master And Servant by Depeche Mode 
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 11:47
by markfiend
Dark wrote:I'd be more worried, personally, if I started to quote Master And Servant by Depeche Mode
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 12:42
by boudicca
Well young Dark,
some folks round here have readily expressed both sentiments in my direction.
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 13:09
by culprit
aye, form an orderly line...
ya scamps
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 14:04
by timsinister
boudicca wrote:Well young Dark,
some folks round here have readily expressed both sentiments in my direction.
Not even a glimmer of arrogance either, eh?
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 14:30
by boudicca
It's funny the things that go on underneath the HL rock...
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 15:28
by nick the stripper
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 15:44
by Dark
Or this nice half-a-verse from "Third Uncle":
Cook the leather
Put it on me
Does it fit me
Or you?
It looks tight on you
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 15:47
by boudicca
WHADDA WE CALL IT?
Now
silence! *jabs these young bucks against the floor with the heel of my boot*
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 16:26
by Obviousman
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 16:53
by Big Si
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 16:55
by Mrs RicheyJames
Is that Cilla from Corrie with him?
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 16:59
by Obviousman
I think it's his daugher Marina, she always does the dancing
He was on the Gentse Feesten a couple of days ago, and everyone keeps telling me it was quite hilarious
BTW: It's knight Wally
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 16:59
by Mrs RicheyJames
Obviousman wrote:I think it's his daugher Marina, she always does the dancing
He was on the Gentse Feesten a couple of days ago, and everyone keeps telling me it was quite hilarious
BTW: It's knight Wally
SHE? Oh dear god!
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 17:02
by boudicca
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 17:02
by Obviousman
You should see his wife, really
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 17:03
by Obviousman
I'm not crossdressing and there's only one of me, thank you
(oh and I'm Dutch living in Belgium BTW,
)
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 17:06
by boudicca
Obviousman wrote:(oh and I'm Dutch living in Belgium BTW,
)
THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!
was in holland on Sunday... very flat.
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 17:10
by Obviousman
Flat... That's about the only thing about it, except for the Sisters gig in a couple of weeks
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 17:21
by boudicca
Lotta porn...
...crispbreads...
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 17:43
by Dark
Posted: 22 Jul 2005, 17:56
by boudicca
Dark wrote:Where's Wally?
Netherlands. Or Belguim.
Obvious(man)ly.
Nothing to hide behind there though...
Wally! 