Heartland

Posted: **30 Jul 2005, 20:10**

Ik heb zo veel goed gedaan in het afgelopen tijd en nu dit....geen post met mijn kaarten daarin....nou ja, nog een week wachten en dan maar een feestje in 013 of Club 11.

Bieden goed en ook in NL. Dus ik wacht het maar af...

Goed he...naar 10 jaar heb ik de nederlandse taal *je moet het echt horen...zo stap ik binnen een bedrijf een ja hoor, ik ben klein, charmant en een stem dat veel kennen en om dromen.

In mijn buurt ben ik de alternative mevrouw en de kinderen zijn gek van me...ik van ze en het basisschool van mijn zoon ben ik een ouder die in het "medezeggenschapsraad" zit bij een Daltononderwijs school.

Rond het kerst ga ik een cursus volgen in het gemeente Almere, Orientatie op de lokale politiek.

En als je deze kan vertalen in het engels trakteer ik JOU *iets* (jij maak het zeggen)

GOOD LUCK

MB

Posted: **30 Jul 2005, 20:14**

Daltononderwijs... Is that like in the Lucky Luke comics?

BTW Guys, no worries, even in Dutch it's hard to understand

Posted: **30 Jul 2005, 20:23**

yeah a south african english speaking person.
Hubby has a

look when reading it

Posted: **30 Jul 2005, 20:25**

Dalton - onderwijs
Try: Oecumenische Basisschool voor Daltononderwijs.

Posted: **30 Jul 2005, 20:26**

Ah, so you're the kind of person that says 'I are wearin' a jeanpant'

?

Was wondering what language you originally speak, thanks to clear that out

Posted: **30 Jul 2005, 21:42**

Oh, come on it's not that difficult.....

Posted: **30 Jul 2005, 21:43**

MadameButterfly wrote: Oh, come on it's not that difficult.....

I can do it, but I'd rather let someone not Dutch/Belgian doing it, will be more fun... For all of us

Posted: **30 Jul 2005, 21:46**

Indeed.....that's the fun of it

Who are YOU putting your bets on

MB

Posted: **30 Jul 2005, 22:03**

Obviousman wrote:Van over 't water
(Antwerp is next to a river, and everything on the other side of the Schelde is called 'over 't water' or the other side of the water, but mainly used to mock them folks)

hey, be carefull of what you say.
my Girlfriend is from over 't water, so no need to talk bad

@MB: not a clue

Posted: **30 Jul 2005, 22:12**

Well, I do have a lot of friends van over 't water too, but I just love the expression, really

Posted: **30 Jul 2005, 22:16**

Play honestly.....shame, should I help them or leave little clues behind

Come on...it's really easy.... look at every word...ignore gramma or "logic" and try and understand what I have given you of me.

Give it a try......

DOUBLE DARE

MB

Posted: **30 Jul 2005, 22:18**

Ik ga even een jointje draaien....zo terug...hee hee

Posted: **31 Jul 2005, 09:12**

Johnny M wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:I wish I could speak German, I'm still trying to learn Latin.
Well Latin will be very useful in later life, won't it? ...unless you meet the Pope.

well and he speaks german as well
so no need for latin

Posted: **31 Jul 2005, 09:59**

Who cares?

Bullsh*t and hatred are the same in any language

Posted: **31 Jul 2005, 10:39**

Motz wrote:Who cares?

Bullsh*t and hatred are the same in any language

Stierenstront en haat in Dutch

Posted: **31 Jul 2005, 14:39**

As I always suspected: Dutch is actually the same sort of English that crops up in instructions to cheap Chinese electrical goods, but read out in a funny accent.

All the words sound slightly familiar, but the language isn't even slightly comprehensible.

Right now I'm assuming that languages which use the same alphabet don't really count. It's amazing how cocky you get when you can write 'My name is Andy' in Chinese. (Wodo minze shi Andy, if you want a version you can pronounce, as opposed to pictographs and pinyin). I need a much better computer before I can show it to you in its natural state.

MB's challenge is more complicated than my last foray into low-country speak, translating directions to a football stadium in Oostende out of their original Flemish. I've no idea if I got it right, but my colleague got to the match. I might attempt it if I'm short of things to do at work tomorrow.

Posted: **31 Jul 2005, 17:43**

andymackem wrote:I might attempt it if I'm short of things to do at work tomorrow.

Isn't that what you come here for?

Posted: **31 Jul 2005, 19:00**

Indeed Andy is it something you get paid for...come on then ...no slacking now....the

ladies are watching YOU

MB

Posted: **31 Jul 2005, 20:05**

MadameButterfly wrote: Indeed Andy is it something you get paid for...come on then ...no slacking now....the ladies are watching YOU

MB

Damn right - those binoculars you lent me are fab MB!

Posted: **31 Jul 2005, 20:09**

Francis wrote:Well, actually, no I don't. So, in preparation for next weekend, could some kind soul tell me how to say:

- Please.
* Eikel

- Thankyou.
* Vieze Junk !

- Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
* Ik wil dronken worden, en geld is geen probleem

- Where are the toilets?
* Ik moet zeiken, waar is hier de pisbak ?

- What time does the bar shut?
* Hoe laat word ik hier uit geschopt ?

- Bollocks. I've left my passport at the hotel.
* Ik ben een debiel, kunt u mij schoppen ?

- No. I'd rather not be subjected to a full body search if you don't mind.
* Twee vingers graag diep in mijn kontgat !!

- Johan Cruyff was a footballing genius.
* Ik spoor totaal niet, en hoor thuis in een inrichting

- Where's the airport?
* Ik ben een Duitser, kun u mijn treiteren ?

Any other useful words and phrases are most welcome. Tips on accurate pronunciation would help as well. Along with what colours not to wear in Tilburg.

Bedankt.

Posted: **31 Jul 2005, 21:31**

boudicca wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: Indeed Andy is it something you get paid for...come on then ...no slacking now....the ladies are watching YOU

MB
Damn right - those binoculars you lent me are fab MB!

Can a bloke not even scratch his bollocks in the privacy of his own home without being snooped upon? This is outrageous.

And that's an image none of you wanted to think about

Posted: **31 Jul 2005, 21:35**

andymackem wrote:Can a bloke not even scratch his bollocks in the privacy of his own home without being snooped upon?

No he cannot. See my thread, mackem, and buck up your ideas!

Posted: **31 Jul 2005, 21:36**

andymackem wrote:
boudicca wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: Indeed Andy is it something you get paid for...come on then ...no slacking now....the ladies are watching YOU

MB
Damn right - those binoculars you lent me are fab MB!
Can a bloke not even scratch his bollocks in the privacy of his own home without being snooped upon? This is outrageous.

And that's an image none of you wanted to think about

certainly not.

Posted: **31 Jul 2005, 21:36**

Oh come on ....as if we haven't seen it before......(yawn) ...YOU know better than anyone that it is what a man has to say that we are after not the things he is doing in private......although a girl-thing is to KNOW who YOU are looking at....hee hee....peek-a-boo

Posted: **31 Jul 2005, 21:40**

MadameButterfly wrote:YOU know better than anyone that it is what a man has to say that we are after

We are?!?!?...

oh! oh yes... we are.

Heartland

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