Heartland

As I've mentioned before, I've been to your tufty little dormitory of a home town. So I can imagine roughly what you sound like, honey.

Why would I want to catch flies?

andymackem wrote:As I've mentioned before, I've been to your tufty little dormitory of a home town. So I can imagine roughly what you sound like, honey.

Why would I want to catch flies?

You may not. But if I'M catching flies, I take the "bucket of s**t" approach, as opposed to the "spoonful of honey"... really, keep up, it's not that difficult!

Maybe you should call me your little bucket of s**t.

timsinister wrote:Not your fault, Sinister in full rant mode is pretty incoherent. I was merely saying I expected Glasgow to be infinitely preferable to Hull, seeings as one is stuck in an eighties timewarp with all of the good bits taken out and seasoned with a stench of death, a culture of narrow-mindedness, ignorance, and isolation, and a very aura of collapse, and the other is Glasgow.

Could be worse Mr S. I hear Goole's really grim.

Francis wrote:

timsinister wrote:Not your fault, Sinister in full rant mode is pretty incoherent. I was merely saying I expected Glasgow to be infinitely preferable to Hull, seeings as one is stuck in an eighties timewarp with all of the good bits taken out and seasoned with a stench of death, a culture of narrow-mindedness, ignorance, and isolation, and a very aura of collapse, and the other is Glasgow.

Could be worse Mr S. I hear Goole's really grim.

Quit whinging Timster

In Hull you have the Deep and its full of big sharks (Took Little Ed there yesterday for his first birthday)

Altho' he preferred the box it came in.

boudicca wrote:

andymackem wrote:As I've mentioned before, I've been to your tufty little dormitory of a home town. So I can imagine roughly what you sound like, honey.

Why would I want to catch flies?

You may not. But if I'M catching flies, I take the "bucket of s**t" approach, as opposed to the "spoonful of honey"... really, keep up, it's not that difficult!

Maybe you should call me your little bucket of s**t.

But for all your flaws, you don't strike me as being a bucket of s**t, irrespective of size. And I'm still not trying to catch flies, so the whole image remains unnecessary and slightly distasteful.

Honey is rather more versatile in my experience, Honey.

i'm not licking sh*t off anyone, for anything.

andymackem wrote:But for all your flaws, you don't strike me as being a bucket of s**t...

Why, that's quite the nicest thing I've heard all day...

Miss! Miss! the other pupils are playing with sh*t.


*Nick's desperate attempt at becoming Teacher's pet.*

i have my eye on them, mr stripper

boudicca wrote:

andymackem wrote:But for all your flaws, you don't strike me as being a bucket of s**t...

Why, that's quite the nicest thing I've heard all day...

Sometimes I disappoint myself. There are arguably two positive comments on a single thread now.

andymackem wrote:Sometimes I disappoint myself. There are arguably two positive comments on a single thread now.

4/10
must try harder...



NICHOLAS! SEE ME!

emilystrange wrote:send him to coventry then

I went to Coventry on sunday and came back yesterday, but I wasn't being ignored - I had an exam! Which I passed!

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:

emilystrange wrote:send him to coventry then

I went to Coventry on sunday and came back yesterday, but I wasn't being ignored - I had an exam! Which I passed!

well done BoF! all the best roads lead out of coventry!

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:

emilystrange wrote:send him to coventry then

I went to Coventry on sunday and came back yesterday, but I wasn't being ignored - I had an exam! Which I passed!

well done BoF! all the best roads lead out of coventry!

Well...all the best train tracks lead out of Coventry for me!
Cheers BTW!

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:

emilystrange wrote:send him to coventry then

I went to Coventry on sunday and came back yesterday, but I wasn't being ignored - I had an exam! Which I passed!

well done BoF! all the best roads lead out of coventry!

I left there at age 18, then permanently age 24. Never looked back. It's a dismal grey place.

i'm from just up the road, and i've only ever been once.

lazarus corporation wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I went to Coventry on sunday and came back yesterday, but I wasn't being ignored - I had an exam! Which I passed!

well done BoF! all the best roads lead out of coventry!

I left there at age 18, then permanently age 24. Never looked back. It's a dismal grey place.

That would make sense...
...but you left for Brighton!

boudicca wrote:

lazarus corporation wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote: well done BoF! all the best roads lead out of coventry!

I left there at age 18, then permanently age 24. Never looked back. It's a dismal grey place.

That would make sense...
...but you left for Brighton!

Well, I left for Nottingham, hung around there for about 10 years, then moved to Brighton.

Brighton is decidedly less grey than Coventry.

lazarus corporation wrote:Brighton is decidedly less grey than Coventry.

But not less gay...

Allegedly.

What is there to be alleged about?

Brighton is, without a doubt, decidely more tolerant than most cities I've lived in.

It does, however, share some of the more unfortunate characteristics of the South of England.

lazarus corporation wrote:Brighton is, without a doubt, decidely more tolerant than most cities I've lived in.

It does, however, share some of the more unfortunate characteristics of the South of England.

and you can't make sand-castles on the beach.
i've got family in brighton so i used to stay there a lot as a kid.my memories of it then are nothing like how it is now.loads of ex-travellers, who for some reason think they can slag off people who still live on the road;but are more than happy to cash in their traveller credentials when
trying to buy something (vehicles,persian rugs etc.) at site prices.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

lazarus corporation wrote:Brighton is, without a doubt, decidely more tolerant than most cities I've lived in.

It does, however, share some of the more unfortunate characteristics of the South of England.

and you can't make sand-castles on the beach.

Yes, but there's a bloody large sand sculpture exhibition on there at the moment! It's a bit much to get in so we just climbed up a wall and had a look at it instead

lazarus corporation wrote:It does, however, share some of the more unfortunate characteristics of the South of England.

Coach-loads of Blue Rinse Brigade and constant party conferences...?

Bet you can get a nice stick of rock tho'...