The 5th Test - The Oval

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So,Have yooz won yet?
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YES!

Huge respect is due to Australia, but we won the Ashes. Blimey.
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scotty wrote:So,Have yooz won yet?
God only knows. It's top story on the 6 o'clock news but I still dunno who's won.

Makes no sense at all this game.
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DerekR wrote:
scotty wrote:So,Have yooz won yet?
God only knows. It's top story on the 6 o'clock news but I still dunno who's won.

Makes no sense at all this game.
I'm getting the hang of if it now Derek R,what happens is-
For 4/5 days on the trot nobody's winning OR losing-
You hope for rain or bad light so that you can get a draw-
And you can win when you get a draw,Easy!.
OH,and there's no offside rule so Girls can watch it too :twisted: :innocent:
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dame edna everage, kylie minogue, jason donovan, ned kelly, rolf harris, inxs, paul hogan, steve irwin: your boys took one hell of a beating!

sporting glory at its greatest. a day i'll never forget. my wife is now a confirmed cricket fan. and anyone who ever again questions the value of sport can f**k themselves sideways with kevin pietersen's oh so precious bat!!!!
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RicheyJames wrote:sporting glory at its greatest. a day i'll never forget. my wife is now a confirmed cricket fan. and anyone who ever again questions the value of sport can f**k themselves sideways with kevin pietersen's oh so precious bat!!!!
I always considered cricket to be boring sh!t and I'm not going to stop now just because its become cool. Surely I get points for resisting groupthink? :lol:

However, it is nice that one of the national teams is good at something, no matter how short lived it will no doubt be 8)
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Motz wrote:I always considered cricket to be boring sh!t and I'm not going to stop now just because its become cool. Surely I get points for resisting groupthink? :lol:
no. you lose point for being a f**king idiot. when you grow mature enough to appreciate the most beautiful of games you'll remember this day and your idiotic words with shame and embarrassment.
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As will you with your words when the triumphant 11 remember that they're English and return to form accordingly :von:
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Amen Richey, the cricket this summer has been some of the the most exciting and compelling I have ever seen.
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We're all as giddy as kippers here.....

Gaz returned to his 'Dr Who watching' strategies for most of the morning - from behind the sofa!
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RicheyJames wrote:dame edna everage, kylie minogue, jason donovan, ned kelly, rolf harris, inxs, paul hogan, steve irwin: your boys took one hell of a beating!
Almighty list there! :lol: :notworthy:
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i'm all.... oooooo
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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timsinister wrote:
RicheyJames wrote:dame edna everage, kylie minogue, jason donovan, ned kelly, rolf harris, inxs, paul hogan, steve irwin: your boys took one hell of a beating!
Almighty list there! :lol: :notworthy:
Don't forget Harry "Crocked" Kewell and Mark "Ginsters" Viduka...

NICE ONE, LADS!!!

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Bye bye cricket, see you in 4 years. Ridiculous.

What a day though, what a day...
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And it all started after I carefully explained to a Polish girl that we don't play cricket on horseback.

Unfortunately she now thinks it's always this exciting. If she comes to England next summer she might want me to take her to a game, and I don't know if the County Ground in Chelmsford is going to deliver somehow.
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not even a 20/20 game?
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Twenty/20 just isn't cricket ....

Maybe the one-dayer when Essex entertain Durham. Or maybe we could introduce a cricketing round into the Badminton Horse Trials.
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