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Planet Dave wrote:Tarantula featuring Mr Eastwood in one of his less memorable roles. :notworthy:

All those old monster movies kick red ass. :notworthy: :notworthy:
Oh Oh Oh, I'm so stupid. I really am. :urff:
In my attempt to reply to Dave, I wanted to post a pic of the formidable Dr. Deemer, who played an infamous role in "Tarantula".

and what did I do?

typed "Tarantula" in google and clicked on "pics"

Aaaaarrrrrrrrgghhh. :urff: :urff: :urff:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Anyone know what this little fella is? Mouse? or baby rat? Found him when I was cutting the grass today.

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He looked a little poorly, probably why I was able to get so close. I opened the gate and gently ushered him outside. I love all of nature's beasts but Animal Hospital I am not, he had to go.
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DerekR wrote: He looked a little poorly, probably why I was able to get so close. I opened the gate and gently ushered him outside. I love all of nature's beasts but Animal Hospital I am not, he had to go.
That's not the reason you ushered him outside.....something more like you were protecting him from YOURS!!!

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MadameButterfly wrote:That's not the reason you ushered him outside.....something more like you were protecting him from YOURS!!!

MB :innocent:
Well yeah, that too :lol: These two were locked indoors, well out of the way

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Yeah those are who I was talking about....give them both a cuddle from me!! :notworthy:
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DerekR wrote:Anyone know what this little fella is? Mouse? or baby rat? Found him when I was cutting the grass today.

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He looked a little poorly, probably why I was able to get so close. I opened the gate and gently ushered him outside. I love all of nature's beasts but Animal Hospital I am not, he had to go.
That is certainly a mouse. And well an Apodemus Sylvaticus. It usually lives in woods but is also spotted in and near houses and buildings.
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Yep, we've loads of them running round in the back garden. Last year we had a poorly one who just mooched about, walking over ours boots and generally not running away,like the rest.

Spotted in the last few days - a couple of squirrels, an ickle wabbit, and a weasel / stoat / long thin thing. Loif in the cun'ry. Marvellous. :D
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Ozpat wrote:That is certainly a mouse. And well an Apodemus Sylvaticus. It usually lives in woods but is also spotted in and near houses and buildings.

:notworthy: I bow to your superior rodent knowledge :lol: :notworthy:

Pleased it wasn't a rat, as I've found one of those before :?
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Lots of rats round here, down by The Calls.

They tend to wear suits and drive expensive cars.
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markfiend wrote:Lots of rats round here, down by The Calls.

They tend to wear suits and drive expensive cars.
I guess you can spot these everywhere.... :lol:
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Ozpat wrote:
DerekR wrote:Anyone know what this little fella is? Mouse? or baby rat? Found him when I was cutting the grass today.

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He looked a little poorly, probably why I was able to get so close. I opened the gate and gently ushered him outside. I love all of nature's beasts but Animal Hospital I am not, he had to go.
That is certainly a mouse. And well an Apodemus Sylvaticus. It usually lives in woods but is also spotted in and near houses and buildings.
Indeed, it is a Mouse{mus domesticus}, easliy identified from the Rat {Rattus Norvegicus}, as the Rat has -large feet-large head-small-eyes-small ears, the Mouse has, small feet-small head-large eyes-large ears.
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scotty wrote:
Ozpat wrote:
DerekR wrote:Anyone know what this little fella is? Mouse? or baby rat? Found him when I was cutting the grass today.

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He looked a little poorly, probably why I was able to get so close. I opened the gate and gently ushered him outside. I love all of nature's beasts but Animal Hospital I am not, he had to go.
That is certainly a mouse. And well an Apodemus Sylvaticus. It usually lives in woods but is also spotted in and near houses and buildings.
Indeed, it is a Mouse{mus domesticus}, easliy identified from the Rat {Rattus Norvegicus}, as the Rat has -large feet-large head-small-eyes-small ears, the Mouse has, small feet-small head-large eyes-large ears.
GIVE HIM TO ME!!!!
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boudicca wrote:GIVE HIM TO ME!!!!
He really didn't look too well. Probably deid by noo!
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DerekR wrote:
boudicca wrote:GIVE HIM TO ME!!!!
He really didn't look too well. Probably deid by noo!
Avian Influenza? :roll:
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scotty wrote:
Ozpat wrote:
DerekR wrote:Anyone know what this little fella is? Mouse? or baby rat? Found him when I was cutting the grass today.

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He looked a little poorly, probably why I was able to get so close. I opened the gate and gently ushered him outside. I love all of nature's beasts but Animal Hospital I am not, he had to go.
That is certainly a mouse. And well an Apodemus Sylvaticus. It usually lives in woods but is also spotted in and near houses and buildings.
Indeed, it is a Mouse{mus domesticus}, easliy identified from the Rat {Rattus Norvegicus}, as the Rat has -large feet-large head-small-eyes-small ears, the Mouse has, small feet-small head-large eyes-large ears.
:lol: the only time you sound knowledgable is when you're quoting from your rentokill manual :lol: :P :wink:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
scotty wrote:
Ozpat wrote: That is certainly a mouse. And well an Apodemus Sylvaticus. It usually lives in woods but is also spotted in and near houses and buildings.
Indeed, it is a Mouse{mus domesticus}, easliy identified from the Rat {Rattus Norvegicus}, as the Rat has -large feet-large head-small-eyes-small ears, the Mouse has, small feet-small head-large eyes-large ears.
:lol: the only time you sound knowledgable is when you're quoting from your rentokill manual :lol: :P :wink:
:eek: That was of the top of my head ya cheeky bast' :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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