Heartland

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 14:22**

MadameButterfly wrote:
Johnny M wrote: That's a thought actually. We should get a camcorder and 12 of us volunteer to go and live at Quiffys for three months. I'm sure he wouldn't mind ...
*sticks up finger* to volunteer....warning that I cook and bake in the kitchen in the nude too....

*hopes for a dinner invite*

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 14:23**

Quiff Boy wrote:
emilystrange wrote:chose your housemates....
the 8 people who DONT sleep naked

Anyway you're being evicted and living on the streets for three months selling The Big Issue so I don't think it really matters ...

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 14:27**

Johnny M wrote:
emilystrange wrote:chose your housemates....
Who Me?

no not just you! forum vote.... who do you want to see sleep shower fight bitch moan go to the loo and eat? en masse

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 14:30**

emilystrange wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
emilystrange wrote:chose your housemates....
Who Me?
no not just you! forum vote.... who do you want to see sleep shower fight bitch moan go to the loo and eat? en masse

Ah, I understand. Clarification of the selection process first please. Would you count as one vote or just a half?

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 14:30**

andymackem wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
Johnny M wrote: That's a thought actually. We should get a camcorder and 12 of us volunteer to go and live at Quiffys for three months. I'm sure he wouldn't mind ...
*sticks up finger* to volunteer....warning that I cook and bake in the kitchen in the nude too....
*hopes for a dinner invite*

If we're very lucky, we can see some girl/girl action between BD and MB with the male HL contingent watching and eating what they've cooked.

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 14:36**

We cannot pitch a Heartland TV show from a thread entitled 'Naked'...

Trouble brewing!

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 14:39**

johnny, watch your step.

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 14:40**

timsinister wrote:We cannot pitch a Heartland TV show from a thread entitled 'Naked'...

Trouble brewing!

You're right. Sorry Kate, C4's out of the running. We'll have to go to PlayBoy TV instead.

Did you get that job Tim?

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 14:44**

emilystrange wrote:johnny, watch your step.

Oooops! I sense another bang (read slap) on the head coming my way.

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 14:45**

canon docre wrote:
andymackem wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: *sticks up finger* to volunteer....warning that I cook and bake in the kitchen in the nude too....
*hopes for a dinner invite*
If we're very lucky, we can see some girl/girl action between BD and MB with the male HL contingent watching and eating what they've cooked.

Sorry Canon ..............

................... my cooking's not that good ....

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 14:46**

you can always set the table...

good to see you again, BD...

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 14:49**

emilystrange wrote:
good to see you again, BD...

Back at you Em.

And Johnny - you are so wrong - C4 would love it!

We also comission programmes with Channel 5 and they will show anything ...

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 14:53**

It'd be a one-off special. Everyone would've killed each other within ten minutes. Maybe a Heartland Battle Royale would be more appropriate.

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 14:54**

Black Dahlia wrote: And Johnny - you are so wrong - C4 would love it!

We also comission programmes with Channel 5 and they will show anything ...

I don't think even Channel 5 are ready for a naked, wired EMWK coming in to land from Planet Dave. Trust me on this one ...

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 14:56**

Does this mean I have to start calling Dave "chicken" and trying to drag him under the dining table ?

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 15:05**

Johnny M wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote: And Johnny - you are so wrong - C4 would love it!

We also comission programmes with Channel 5 and they will show anything ...
I don't think even Channel 5 are ready for a naked, wired EMWK coming in to land from Planet Dave. Trust me on this one ...

Oh they are Johnny. Imagine.

There goes another weekly budget on White Cider.

@BD - given my usual state, dragging would definitely be required.

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 15:12**

Planet Dave wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote: And Johnny - you are so wrong - C4 would love it!

We also comission programmes with Channel 5 and they will show anything ...
I don't think even Channel 5 are ready for a naked, wired EMWK coming in to land from Planet Dave. Trust me on this one ...

Oh they are Johnny. Imagine. There goes another weekly budget on White Cider.

Dave, it's supposed to be a reality TV project. Not a chemically/alcohol enhanced unreality. I think.

But yeh, I guess food of any description wouldn't be appearing on the shopping lists.

Where do I apply?

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 15:18**

and who will be the sensible one?

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 15:20**

Black Dahlia wrote:
canon docre wrote:
andymackem wrote: *hopes for a dinner invite*
If we're very lucky, we can see some girl/girl action between BD and MB with the male HL contingent watching and eating what they've cooked.

Sorry Canon ..............

................... my cooking's not that good ....

Do not fret, I will teach you how

The dinner invites can be made....any special requests? You name it I cook or bake it

For how many is now the question....

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 15:20**

emilystrange wrote:and who will be the sensible one?

you

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 15:22**

ME???

how does that work?

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 15:26**

emilystrange wrote:ME???

how does that work?

Well you do not sleep naked....that is a sensible start...

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 15:33**

emilystrange wrote:ME???

how does that work?

I agree with Debs. You're the only one who has expressed a desire to take part but hasn't expressed a desire to have their brain cells rearranged, their liver shrunk or to get jiggy-jiggy under the table. That makes you the sensible one. Sorted.

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 15:40**

I love sleeping naked !!!

Nothing tight around me,.................. I feel so free when sleeping !!!

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 15:46**

Johnny M wrote:
emilystrange wrote:ME???

how does that work?
I agree with Debs. You're the only one who has expressed a desire to take part but hasn't expressed a desire to have their brain cells rearranged, their liver shrunk or to get jiggy-jiggy under the table. That makes you the sensible one. Sorted.

even more sensibly, if you read back, i didn't actually express a desire to be a housemate!

Heartland

Naked!