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Planet Dave wrote:
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Planet Dave wrote:@ BoF - probably the transportation across international boundaries of banned substances.
It ain't... :innocent:
No? Oh well, pass the lube. :lol:
Getting warmer...

let's just say HL is full of w@nkers... :innocent: :lol:
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Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £5000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
well I must say I am quite sweet and innocent compared to you criminal lot around here... except maybe the death penalty thingie...

:innocent:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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'Upstanding' apparently. Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000.
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timsinister wrote:One Hundred and Five years.
As I said elsewhere Tim, you're my budding apprentice. :innocent:

Though there's obviously some extra work to be done to make up those extra 27 years in klinky and attain my level of criminality. Must try harder. 8)
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Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 93.5 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
Totally beside the question, but is that a Righteous Pigs avatar???

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:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:


And ON the question:

Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £5000

I'm soooo dull ;D

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Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 100 Potential fine: £7000


Mhoehahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm a bit EVIL !!!
I was quite impressed until I hit the floor,.....Isn’t that what friends are for ?
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote: is that a Righteous Pigs avatar???

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I have no idea who the rightous pigs are, I found the picture on a website about William Gibson and Neuromancer.
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nick the stripper wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote: is that a Righteous Pigs avatar???

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I have no idea who the rightous pigs are, I found the picture on a website about William Gibson and Neuromancer.
Looks a bit like Gary Numan... :innocent: ;D
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boudicca wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote: is that a Righteous Pigs avatar???

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I have no idea who the rightous pigs are, I found the picture on a website about William Gibson and Neuromancer.
Looks a bit like Gary Numan... :innocent: ;D
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years in prison: 112
fine: £9500

Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

:eek:
I think someone set my soul alight
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rian wrote:years in prison: 112
fine: £9500

Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

:eek:
hehehehe even more than me !!! :twisted:
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Shadow_Smile wrote:
rian wrote:years in prison: 112
fine: £9500

Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

:eek:
hehehehe even more than me !!! :twisted:
I think it was that oral thing that might give me death penalty.
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rian wrote:I think it was that oral thing that might give me death penalty.
You brush your teeth on a regular basis? :innocent:

What's wrong with that!?
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rian wrote:
Shadow_Smile wrote:
rian wrote:years in prison: 112
fine: £9500

Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

:eek:
hehehehe even more than me !!! :twisted:
I think it was that oral thing that might give me death penalty.

Don't hope to see you in prison with that oral thing,................................MWOEHAAAHAAAHahahahaaaaaaaaaaa :roll:
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rian wrote:I think it was that oral thing that might give me death penalty.
You brush your teeth on a regular basis? :innocent:

What's wrong with that!?
Well, isn't oral sex forbidden in some US states?


Wonder what it was if it wasn't that.

I mean, breaking in to a house, getting drunk etc, can't be that bad, can it?
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Years in prison: 19 Potential fine: £0

See you lot on my 35th birthday. If I should die, remember this of me: I'll be back to get you.
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Dubious. 6 years and £2500 fine. I'm off to church tomorrow. Finally got something worth confessing.
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Very.
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We first met through a shared view
She loved me and I did too
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Chairman Bux wrote:Very.
Didn't even have to take the quiz for that, did you? :wink:
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Chairman Bux wrote:Very.
we're all aware of that.
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