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Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 11:23
by boudicca
Planet Dave wrote:boudicca wrote:Planet Dave wrote:@ BoF - probably the transportation across international boundaries of banned substances.
It ain't...
No? Oh well, pass the lube.
Getting warmer...
let's just say HL is full of w@nkers...
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 11:28
by canon docre
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £5000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
well I must say
I am quite sweet and innocent compared to you criminal lot around here... except maybe the death penalty thingie...
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 15:10
by Jaimie1980
'Upstanding' apparently. Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000.
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 15:22
by Johnny M
timsinister wrote:One Hundred and Five years.
As I said elsewhere Tim, you're my budding apprentice.
Though there's obviously some extra work to be done to make up those extra 27 years in klinky and attain my level of criminality. Must try harder.
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 16:05
by Izzy HaveMercy
nick the stripper wrote:Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 93.5 Potential fine: £2000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
Totally beside the question, but is that a
Righteous Pigs avatar???
And ON the question:
Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £5000
I'm soooo dull
IZ.
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 16:28
by Shadow_Smile
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 100 Potential fine: £7000
Mhoehahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm a bit EVIL !!!
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 17:05
by nick the stripper
Izzy HaveMercy wrote: is that a
Righteous Pigs avatar???
I have no idea who the rightous pigs are, I found the picture on a website about William Gibson and Neuromancer.
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 17:08
by boudicca
nick the stripper wrote:Izzy HaveMercy wrote: is that a
Righteous Pigs avatar???
I have no idea who the rightous pigs are, I found the picture on a website about William Gibson and Neuromancer.
Looks a bit like Gary Numan...
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 17:18
by nick the stripper
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 17:22
by rian
years in prison: 112
fine: £9500
Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 17:30
by Shadow_Smile
rian wrote:years in prison: 112
fine: £9500
Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
hehehehe even more than me !!!
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 17:44
by rian
Shadow_Smile wrote:rian wrote:years in prison: 112
fine: £9500
Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
hehehehe even more than me !!!
I think it was that oral thing that might give me death penalty.
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 17:47
by boudicca
rian wrote:I think it was that oral thing that might give me death penalty.
You brush your teeth on a regular basis?
What's wrong with that!?
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 17:56
by Shadow_Smile
rian wrote:Shadow_Smile wrote:rian wrote:years in prison: 112
fine: £9500
Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
hehehehe even more than me !!!
I think it was that oral thing that might give me death penalty.
Don't hope to see you in prison with that oral thing,................................MWOEHAAAHAAAHahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 17:59
by rian
boudicca wrote:rian wrote:I think it was that oral thing that might give me death penalty.
You brush your teeth on a regular basis?
What's wrong with that!?
Well, isn't oral sex forbidden in some US states?
Wonder what it was if it wasn't that.
I mean, breaking in to a house, getting drunk etc, can't be that bad, can it?
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 20:34
by Dark
Years in prison: 19 Potential fine: £0
See you lot on my 35th birthday. If I should die, remember this of me: I'll be back to get you.
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 21:04
by Francis
Dubious. 6 years and £2500 fine. I'm off to church tomorrow. Finally got something worth confessing.
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 21:27
by Chairman Bux
Very.
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 22:06
by boudicca
Chairman Bux wrote:Very.
Didn't even have to take the quiz for that, did you?
Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 22:07
by lazarus corporation
Chairman Bux wrote:Very.
we're all aware of that.