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canon docre wrote:I blame Morriseys "Meat is murder" for my veggie phase when I was a teenager. :roll:
The phase ended one week later after I found a 10cm caterpillar in my deep-freezed vegetable mix. I put the vermin aside and ate the rest.

That's how hungry I was.

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Caterpillars aren't meat. They're "Vegetable Surprise!" :lol:
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canon docre wrote:I blame Morriseys "Meat is murder" for my veggie phase when I was a teenager. :roll:
The phase ended one week later after I found a 10cm caterpillar in my deep-freezed vegetable mix. I put the vermin aside and ate the rest.

That's how hungry I was.

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timsinister wrote:I didn't kill my way to the top of the food chain to eat a bloody plant.
Did you actually go out and hunt and kill and then ravenously consume your prey? Oohh...and do you have the evidence of these proceedings?

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yes he probably does....
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From my personal experience with them, vegetarians tend to be hypocrites. I’d rather be a carnivore than a tree hugging hypocritical fish eater.
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mr s is pretty strict about what he eats... he won't eat leftovers off my plate if i've had meat or fish, and cooking is very strictly separate.
no poiint doing it, otherwise...
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nick the stripper wrote:From my personal experience with them, vegetarians tend to be hypocrites. I’d rather be a carnivore than a tree hugging hypocritical fish eater.
From my personal experience of them, meat-eaters tend to be gobsh!tes who make sweeping generalisations.

;)

Seriously though, where does this attitude to vegetarianism come from? I don't go around telling other people they should be veggie, what the f*ck gives people the right to try to tell me what I should eat?

It's a personal choice, dude. If you're happy with eating meat, fine, bully for you. I'm not. In fact the thought of it makes me feel sick. And yes, that includes fish, FYI. Nothing to do with "tree-hugging" either.
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I don't mind vegeterianism and most of the adult veggies are veggies because they thought it over.

Teen veggies however are mostly a different case and often become it to seek attention sadly.

I'm a huge carnivore myself, but I don't mind eating veggie stuff as long as it has not got the 'veggie' sticker on it. I eat pasta with plain meatless tomato sauce every other day and love it, but I'd be less inclined to do so if someone would try to sell me the same plate labeled veggie.

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Obviousman wrote:Teen veggies however are mostly a different case and often become it to seek attention sadly.
There is that. :lol:
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markfiend wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:From my personal experience with them, vegetarians tend to be hypocrites. I’d rather be a carnivore than a tree hugging hypocritical fish eater.
From my personal experience of them, meat-eaters tend to be gobsh!tes who make sweeping generalisations.
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:


I know five vegeterians, all of them teen hippies. They constantly berate me and try to gross me out me whenever I eat something like a burger.

And the worse part is they've done this while eating fish. When I pointed this out their excuse was "Meat is Meat and Fish is Fish, there's a difference." Where's the logic in that? :?
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:lol: Yeah. Fish are animals too. ;D

Then there's a whole minefield with what meat people will and won't eat; there's some people who would happily tuck into whale-burgers, chimpanzee, whatever, but would skin you alive for even looking at veal on a menu.

It doesn't really make sense, and I've pretty much given up trying to justify my diet to anyone; I'm just an excessively picky eater ;)
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nick the stripper wrote:I know five vegeterians, all of them teen hippies. They constantly berate me and try to gross me out me whenever I eat something like a burger.

And the worse part is they've done this while eating fish. When I pointed this out their excuse was "Meat is Meat and Fish is Fish, there's a difference." Where's the logic in that? :?
Your problem is with teenagers, not vegetarians. :wink:
Obviousman wrote:Teen veggies however are mostly a different case and often become it to seek attention sadly.
...could so easily be:
Obviousman wrote:Teen goths however are mostly a different case and often become it to seek attention sadly.
you see - the problem is with teenagers, not veggies.
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lazarus corporation wrote:
Obviousman wrote:Teen goths however are mostly a different case and often become it to seek attention sadly.
you see - the problem is with teenagers, not veggies.
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lazarus corporation wrote:
Obviousman wrote:Teen goths however are mostly a different case and often become it to seek attention sadly.
you see - the problem is with teenagers
Oi! :lol:
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i was a teenage goth too.. wanna come over here and say that?
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Where is everyone?

Hunting or being the hunted?

ems I think we have scared the bunch off...
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is that a bad thing?
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We all went through the Crowesque makeup stage. I respect Quiffy for his proud posting of THAT picture. I've tried to burn all the ones of me...

Laz is right, though. But I doubt he'd stay to Mistress Strange! ;D
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timsinister wrote:We all went through the Crowesque makeup stage.
Did we?? :eek:


Just remembering Paul and his cheeseless pizza! :lol: :notworthy:
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Johnny M wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: carrots are veggies and have no feelings
Quiffy's a veggie so ... yeh, Debs you're right. You've just called Herr Administrator an unfeeling Narrow B&stard Overlord. He's a hard man. Retribution is nigh. :von:

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timsinister wrote:We all went through the Crowesque makeup stage.
Did we?? :eek:
I never did :innocent:

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