Heartland

Posted: **31 Oct 2005, 22:56**

Especially not your Mum

Posted: **31 Oct 2005, 22:57**

James Blast wrote:
emilystrange wrote:never trust anyone....
not even yer Mum?

no.

Posted: **31 Oct 2005, 23:05**

by God yer all cynical, or badly brought up

Posted: **31 Oct 2005, 23:11**

Never assume the fireworks have stopped.

Posted: **01 Nov 2005, 02:41**

Never Mind The Bollock's,Here's The Sex Pistols

Posted: **01 Nov 2005, 02:43**

I trust the girl in Ms Butterfly's avatar implicitly.

Posted: **01 Nov 2005, 03:04**

Planet Dave wrote:I trust the girl in Ms Butterfly's avatar implicitly.

You put that very subtly, but at the end of t'day we all know yer a dirty ol' bastard don't we?

Posted: **01 Nov 2005, 09:50**

Blast, how long have you been above the chemist?! *rubs eyes* Congratulations, you auld geek!

Posted: **01 Nov 2005, 13:59**

boudicca wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:I trust the girl in Ms Butterfly's avatar implicitly.
You put that very subtly, but at the end of t'day we all know yer a dirty ol' bastard don't we?

Not to be confused with Ol' Dirty B&stard, rap fans.

And besides which, I think the term is Middle Aged Dirty B&stard, thank you very much Claire.

And yes, well spotted. I can do subtle.

Posted: **01 Nov 2005, 18:02**

Planet Dave wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:I trust the girl in Ms Butterfly's avatar implicitly.
You put that very subtly, but at the end of t'day we all know yer a dirty ol' bastard don't we?
Not to be confused with Ol' Dirty B&stard, rap fans.

I'm sure that all 3 of them will be grateful for the warning

Posted: **01 Nov 2005, 18:08**

timsinister wrote:Blast, how long have you been above the chemist?! *rubs eyes* Congratulations, you auld geek!

moved up here a couple of months ago and was duly evicted, clawed may back after 2-3 weeks

Posted: **01 Nov 2005, 23:19**

Motz wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:
boudicca wrote: You put that very subtly, but at the end of t'day we all know yer a dirty ol' bastard don't we?
Not to be confused with Ol' Dirty B&stard, rap fans.
I'm sure that all 3 of them will be grateful for the warning

If only that were true. And I reckon there's loads of closet rap and r'n'b fans on here.

Posted: **09 Nov 2005, 12:57**

Never eat 3 pickled eggs straight before going to bed, unless you want scary nightmares.

Posted: **09 Nov 2005, 13:11**

smiscandlon wrote:Never eat 3 pickled eggs straight before going to bed, unless you want scary nightmares.

Know those kind of nightmares...

Never let them get you down!

MB *wiping away the tears*

Posted: **09 Nov 2005, 13:26**

smiscandlon wrote:Never eat 3 pickled eggs straight before going to bed, unless you want scary nightmares.

Even worse: never read a book of H P Lovecraft / Cthulhu Mythos stories straight before going to bed, unless you want scary nightmares and to wake up screaming.

I scared mrs fiend half to death.

Posted: **09 Nov 2005, 18:02**

@markfiend this may have cropped up before but have you read any of August Derleth (lovecraft's editor)'s cthulu mythos??

Posted: **09 Nov 2005, 20:35**

I'm sure I have a 'Lovecraft' novel completed by Derleth after his death - "The Lurker at the Threshold", perhaps? Years since I read it though (or any of the Mythos stuff).

Posted: **09 Nov 2005, 21:44**

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:@markfiend this may have cropped up before but have you read any of August Derleth (lovecraft's editor)'s cthulu mythos??

Sorry to interrupt but I thought Derleth was bloody scary!

Posted: **09 Nov 2005, 21:59**

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:@markfiend this may have cropped up before but have you read any of August Derleth (lovecraft's editor)'s cthulu mythos??
Sorry to interrupt but I thought Derleth was bloody scary!

which is sort of what i was going to say -i rate his writing as being considerably better actually. lovecraft reminds of philip k dick in as much as they were both blessed with fantastic imaginations (dick 's short stories have been made into countless classic sci-fi films) but their writng let's them down.

derleth strangely is a better writer than editor.the book of his i have is "the mask of cthulu".

Posted: **09 Nov 2005, 22:11**

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:which is sort of what i was going to say -i rate his writing as being considerably better actually

I think I have to agree there Lee

Posted: **09 Nov 2005, 23:48**

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:lovecraft reminds of philip k dick in as much as they were both blessed with fantastic imaginations (dick 's short stories have been made into countless classic sci-fi films)

Some guy had him as his specialist subject on Mastermind last night...

Posted: **10 Nov 2005, 10:29**

Never assume they're dead, and never check by bending down to check someone lying face down and turning them over.

Posted: **10 Nov 2005, 11:06**

I've never read Derleth.

It's just struck me; in the Bond film Never Say Never Again is that Never say "never" again or Never say "never again"?

Posted: **10 Nov 2005, 11:11**

I would just say

Never say never!

Posted: **10 Nov 2005, 11:14**

markfiend wrote:I've never read Derleth.

It's just struck me; in the Bond film Never Say Never Again is that Never say "never" again or Never say "never again"?

"Never again", obviously. IIRC it was some wordplay with the fact Connery had said never wanting to play another Bond movie anymore. And he did this one, so... Or?