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Johnny M wrote:By 1800 NO f*cking client had mentioned it! :roll:
I'm just surprised you were surprised :|
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
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Obviousman wrote: I'd say do it asap and tell us what happened :D
In my previous life as a Corporate Whore, I managed a Business Travel call centre. All the 'on-hold' music was controlled from a CD player wired into the phone system so on any given day you would get Kylie or Robbie or whatever the Top 40 was at the time played repeatedly and at random.

:idea:

So one thursday I thought I'd take off all the pop slush and insert 'Some Girls Wander By Mistake'. We ran a sweepstake at £1 a go as to when the first client would mention the on-hold music. I only drew up a list of time slots to last from 0900-1200.

By 1800 NO f*cking client had mentioned it! :roll:

Which just goes to show how much people actually listen ... :von:
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If it wasn't for my new avatar (conceived in Belgium, made in Leeds) I might take offence. :von:
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James Blast wrote:
Johnny M wrote:By 1800 NO f*cking client had mentioned it! :roll:
I'm just surprised you were surprised :|
We were all waiting for 'what's this f*cking dirge on-hold music'. :roll:

I knew I should have gone for Psychocandy. 8)
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Johnny M wrote:
James Blast wrote:
Johnny M wrote:By 1800 NO f*cking client had mentioned it! :roll:
I'm just surprised you were surprised :|
We were all waiting for 'what's this f*cking dirge on-hold music'. :roll:

I knew I should have gone for Psychocandy. 8)
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James Blast wrote: ®
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©Blast Products 2005™ :roll:
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thanx... ® © ™

but i still have no idea which keys create them (thick...i know :( )
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Burn wrote:but i still have no idea which keys create them (thick...i know :( )
I is Mac, so it's probably different for you Luddites, wait for markfiend - Geek Supremo to log on tomorrow. :D

no offence, Herr Moden :notworthy:
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Still empty, but slowly getting better to eat again.

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Burn wrote:
James Blast wrote: ®
©
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©Blast Products 2005™ :roll:
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thanx... ® © ™

but i still have no idea which keys create them (thick...i know :( )
To use the trademark sign under Windows, hold the ALT key and type 0153 on the numeric keyboard. Then release the ALT key and voilà.

For Copyright the number is 0169, for Registered 0174.

™, © and ®

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™ © ®

thanx Iz â„¢

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Shadow_Smile wrote:Still empty, but slowly getting better to eat again.

Life is weird you know !
Time heals all wounds - as shallow as is sounds, it's so true.



Btw, is this the week of the abandoned men? Maybe I should go and have a look if someone left something for me? :innocent:
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time wounds all heels*

*an heel being the Amerikan parlance for a creep
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canon docre wrote:Btw, is this the week of the abandoned men? Maybe I should go and have a look if someone left something for me? :innocent:
second hand cast offs? :wink:

no thanx Jess...you have to catch them when they're not on the re-bound...and catch them unawares...spell, scent, breast size...thay all work :wink:
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breast size works for me

*not on a bloke, of course
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Burn wrote:
canon docre wrote:Btw, is this the week of the abandoned men? Maybe I should go and have a look if someone left something for me? :innocent:
second hand cast offs? :wink:

no thanx Jess...you have to catch them when they're not on the re-bound...and catch them unawares...spell, scent, breast size...thay all work :wink:
That'll give shadow smile surely a very confident feeling for the future. :lol:
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James Blast wrote:breast size works for me

*not on a bloke, of course

mmm...i had this conversation at work today...it seems that Kate Moss has man sized breasts :eek: :lol:

the information won't help poor Hans...but it might make him smile :D
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Burn wrote: the information won't help poor Hans...but it might make him smile :D
no indeed...you don't know what Hans likes....
maybe a boob guy .... maybe a arse guy....

that should make you smile Hans... :wink:
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Burn wrote:
James Blast wrote: ®
©
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©Blast Products 2005™ :roll:
:notworthy: :notworthy:

thanx... ® © ™

but i still have no idea which keys create them (thick...i know :( )
To use the trademark sign under Windows, hold the ALT key and type 0153 on the numeric keyboard. Then release the ALT key and voilà.

For Copyright the number is 0169, for Registered 0174.

™, © and ®

IZ.
â„¢ isn't trade mark Iz. :roll:

Not a lot of people know it actually stands for totally meaningless , is therefore free and hence why it's so often used

*boring lesson on design rights ends here* :wink:
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MadameButterfly wrote:
Burn wrote: the information won't help poor Hans...but it might make him smile :D
no indeed...you don't know what Hans likes....
maybe a boob guy .... maybe a arse guy....

that should make you smile Hans... :wink:
Unless he's Scottish, then he'd be an ERSE guy!.
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scotty wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
Burn wrote: the information won't help poor Hans...but it might make him smile :D
no indeed...you don't know what Hans likes....
maybe a boob guy .... maybe a arse guy....

that should make you smile Hans... :wink:
Unless he's Scottish, then he'd be an ERSE guy!.
*wipes brow* I thought you had been put out the house by the missus :lol:

Thanks scotty!!! :notworthy:
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just realised supposed to be cheering the poor sap

have you tried a three in the bed lesbo romp yet? worked wonders for me, kinda surplus to requirements but a really great night all the same :oops: :innocent:
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MadameButterfly wrote:
*wipes brow* I thought you had been put out the house by the missus :lol:

Thanks scotty!!! :notworthy:
Nope, still here Debs :kiss:
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Obviousman wrote:
Ozpat wrote:At work we got 3FM on. A lot of crap but well, I'm not on my own here and it could be worse. I wonder what will happen if I put on a Sisters cd. Have to try it one day :innocent:
I'd say do it asap and tell us what happened :D
I will on the last day before Xmas. My very dear colleages bring CD's to play Xmas songs and I will take a CD to work as well.... :innocent:
I wonder what song I should play first...

I'll keep you informed... :twisted:
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paint it black wrote:just realised supposed to be cheering the poor sap

have you tried a three in the bed lesbo romp yet? worked wonders for me, kinda surplus to requirements but a really great night all the same :oops: :innocent:
Didn't know you were a lesbian...

Now that's what I call butch! :innocent: :P ;D
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Shadow Smile, babe, sorry to hear that, God, havent been here for a while and seems that a lot of s**t happened recently... Come over to london, and lets have a few beers together! :kiss:
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