Fags make women smell like an ash tray,
Drink makes women "easy"
.Simply the Best
The difference between drinking and smoking:
Fags make women smell like an ash tray,
Drink makes women "easy".
Fags make women smell like an ash tray,
Drink makes women "easy"
.Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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eastmidswhizzkid
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i am undoubtedly clinically alchoholic and have been for years. however as i would choose to drink 24/7 even if i wasn't i don't find it debilitating.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Planet Dave
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i am undoubtedly clinically alchoholic and have been for years. however as i would choose to drink 24/7 even if i wasn't i don't find it debilitating.
That's the way to deal with a 'disease'...head on.
'reality is for people who can't handle their drugs'.
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
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Jaimie1980
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I'd be an alcoholic if it was free.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i am undoubtedly clinically alchoholic and have been for years. however as i would choose to drink 24/7 even if i wasn't i don't find it debilitating.