Best Intros In The World... Ever!

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I always liked Celebrate - a class intro (from a class band!)

Best Sisters one is Kiss The Carpet (also best music for those more intimate moments between 2 consenting adults :innocent: :oops: )

But my all time fave must be Vagabonds (NMA) truly awesome - especially live.
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:whenever i play it my dog's ears go right up, she puts her head on one side then the other, growls like buggery and starts running around looking for (i think) whoever's making that sobbing noise. it seems to really unnerve her in a way that nothing else does.
Goff as FCUK :lol:
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The Doors : Riders On The Storm
The Cult : Rain
Killing Joke : Love Like Blood
Iggy : Mass Production
Joy Division : Shadowplay
Heartland
Temple Of Love
Black Planet
First And Last And Always
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DeWinter wrote:Most people would say Bela,but am I the only one who finds that song tedious and overblown?
I would agree reluctantly as the song is about one of my most favouritest of people - and I always find myself dancing to it for some reason at a club and then realise that it was a mistake as it goes on for about half an hour :lol:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
DeWinter wrote:Most people would say Bela,but am I the only one who finds that song tedious and overblown?
I would agree reluctantly as the song is about one of my most favouritest of people - and I always find myself dancing to it for some reason at a club and then realise that it was a mistake as it goes on for about half an hour :lol:
Indeed.

A Bauhaus fan am I, but they should have cut a minute off the beginning and three off the end. The song would have lost nothing.
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boudicca wrote:A Bauhaus fan am I, but they should have cut a minute off the beginning and three off the end. The song would have lost nothing.
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DeWinter wrote:Most people would say Bela,but am I the only one who finds that song tedious and overblown?
Not a second to long
A Bauhaus fan am I, but they should have cut a minute off the beginning and three off the end. The song would have lost nothing.
Nope.
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boudicca wrote:A Bauhaus fan am I, but they should have cut a minute off the beginning and three off the end. The song would have lost nothing.
Yeah I thought it was a bit Spinal Tap. :innocent:
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Pat wrote:
boudicca wrote:A Bauhaus fan am I, but they should have cut a minute off the beginning and three off the end. The song would have lost nothing.
Yeah I thought it was a bit Spinal Tap. :innocent:
:eek: You'll find your self walking to Leeds with comments like that young Man :twisted: :twisted:
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Pat wrote:Yeah I thought it was a bit Spinal Tap. :innocent:
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somehow I just can't imagine you in a tracky :lol:
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boudicca wrote:*dons stab-proof tracksuit*
Image
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Ghost Dance ~ The first 1:12 of the Celebrate CD single.

Why the first 1:12?..........well that's when the guitars start :oops: :evil:
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I wonder how I could have forgotten:

Joy Division - Digital

I air-bass to that intro every time, and always end up screaming "Fade away! Fade away!"

Class Song.
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Joy Division's Excercise One's not too bad either!
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..or Transmission
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Shall we say "all of 'em" then? :lol:

Quite like Warsaw too although that's not really an intro, is it :?:
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Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!

In my Joy Division oven gloves :innocent:
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HOW THE FCUK COULD I FORGETImage

An Emotional Fish ~ Celebrate :notworthy: 8) :notworthy:
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Simple Minds - Celebrate
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Stone Roses - Breaking Into Heaven.

Sisters - Heartland.

Rammstein - Mein Herz Brennt.
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The Gun Club - Mother of Earth
The Gun Club - Bad Indian
The Damned - Therapy
The Damned - She
The Count Five - Psychotic Reaction
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Red Right Hand
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - I Let Love In
Bauhaus - She's In Parties
The Beatles - Revolution
The Birthday Party - A Catholic Skin
Black Sabbath - Children of the Grave
Captain Sensible - Home
Christian Death - Deathwish
The Church - The Unguarded Moment
The Clash - Train In Vain
The Cramps - Domino
The Cramps - Let's Get f**ked Up
Echo and the Bunnymen - The Cutter
Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart
Morrissey - The Loop
New York Dolls - Lookin' For A Kiss
Ramones - Outsider

Sisters - Black Planet
Sisters - We Are The Same Suzanne
Sisters - Alice


Okay, so I went a bit overboard. This list is based on the grooviness of the intro alone, not necessarily the entire song. But in most cases, the entire song is a kicker. :twisted:
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beatnick138 wrote: The Damned - She
:notworthy: 8) :notworthy:
My favorite from that
Album is track 12, W :notworthy:
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