Conspiracy Theory, anyone?

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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boudicca wrote:
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boudicca wrote: Which one of us is which, then...? :innocent:
You mean Tweedle Dee or Tweedle Dum?!

I have no idea... :roll:
Motz said I was Tweedle Debs but I still don't get it. :roll: :lol:
That's 'cos it's a crap joke :lol: ...

But forgive Mike, he has his mind on other (filthier) matters... :innocent:
Hold on...it wasn't Mike's joke so ... oh dear... start running Planet Dave
even if it's in those heals of yours...
ask Lee for directions when you catch up with him! :twisted:

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If this was really a conspiraty, :von: has a real nice army defenting the truth ^_¨

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... D=89986381

the myspace profile that looks pretty much the closer to the real sisters site has this in it's lattest blog post

:notworthy: aint' that cute ?


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MadameButterfly wrote: Hold on...it wasn't Mike's joke so ... oh dear... start running Planet Dave
even if it's in those heals of yours...
ask Lee for directions when you catch up with him! :twisted:
Did I say that? Really? Naah, surely.

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Boudicca wrote:But forgive Mike, he has his mind on other (filthier) matters... :innocent:
I am a filthy matter. And that's not his mind that's on m... *pause* :innocent:
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Can we get some cold water in here? :oops: :roll:

That myspace blog could be a soapbox for a Merciful Release Approved entity. It sounds reasonable. Dear me, Baxcorp in the 21st Century?

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timsinister wrote: Dear me, Baxcorp in the 21st Century? :wink:
bux rogers...? :innocent: :lol:
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timsinister wrote:Can we get some cold water in here? :oops: :roll:

That myspace blog could be a soapbox for a Merciful Release Approved entity. It sounds reasonable. Dear me, Baxcorp in the 21st Century?

:wink:
I wouldn't really see it as an official blog, because of this other post (which seems to have quite a writing error in it)
this is the blog/myspace of a secret benefactor.
some-what sanctioned by someone important.
it's purpose is obvious:
Promoting The Sisters on MySpace.
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timsinister wrote: Dear me, Baxcorp in the 21st Century? :wink:
bux rogers...? :innocent: :lol:
Oh now that is quite good... ;D :notworthy:
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Obviousman wrote:
I wouldn't really see it as an official blog, because of this other post (which seems to have quite a writing error in it)
this is the blog/myspace of a secret benefactor.
some-what sanctioned by someone important.
it's purpose is obvious:
Promoting The Sisters on MySpace.
thank you
I suspect there is some official involvement, maybe three or four steps down the line. Plausible deniability, anyone? :wink:

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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
timsinister wrote: Dear me, Baxcorp in the 21st Century? :wink:
bux rogers...? :innocent: :lol:
:notworthy: :notworthy: Unlicensed Punning In Progress - Notify Authorities Immediately :lol: :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:
timsinister wrote:Can we get some cold water in here? :oops: :roll:

That myspace blog could be a soapbox for a Merciful Release Approved entity. It sounds reasonable. Dear me, Baxcorp in the 21st Century?

:wink:
I wouldn't really see it as an official blog, because of this other post (which seems to have quite a writing error in it)
this is the blog/myspace of a secret benefactor.
some-what sanctioned by someone important.
it's purpose is obvious:
Promoting The Sisters on MySpace.
thank you

Poor old Aaron must be pissing himself as to how dim you lot are. How many have been ripped on for the Vegas trade then? The clue was behind the fridge, as you always knew. Nevermind it can be discussed further at the Leeds gigs

as for the troll, von's gay lover, he was closer than you'll ever know. Pity he got bored and moved on :evil:

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Oh Ez you are a card :lol:
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paint it black wrote: as for the troll, von's gay lover, he was closer than you'll ever know. Pity he got bored and moved on :evil:
Yep. cross-grained opinions get a good roasting quite fast I reckon. But aren't they the flavour of the soup?

I bet if von would ever post, he would be dismissed as a troll in zero time. :lol:
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paint it black wrote:
Obviousman wrote:
timsinister wrote:Can we get some cold water in here? :oops: :roll:

That myspace blog could be a soapbox for a Merciful Release Approved entity. It sounds reasonable. Dear me, Baxcorp in the 21st Century?

:wink:
I wouldn't really see it as an official blog, because of this other post (which seems to have quite a writing error in it)
this is the blog/myspace of a secret benefactor.
some-what sanctioned by someone important.
it's purpose is obvious:
Promoting The Sisters on MySpace.
thank you

Poor old Aaron must be pissing himself as to how dim you lot are. How many have been ripped on for the Vegas trade then? The clue was behind the fridge, as you always knew. Nevermind it can be discussed further at the Leeds gigs

as for the troll, von's gay lover, he was closer than you'll ever know. Pity he got bored and moved on :evil:

TTFE. Bored

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Quiffy said pretty much the same thing about A.R.kane in one of his own posts.

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the blog is fanboy nonsense. cut n paste sillyness that a person or persons too stupid to think for themselves have assembled, potentially in the hope that it will earn them a few seconds of notoriety and fan-boi and -girrrl adoration.

that people are so desperate for a "sign" from above that they are willing to believe its even semi-official dissappoints me. :roll:

it should not be encouraged.

also, both a.r. kane and "von's gay lover" were loosely connected with the sisters camp at one time or another. possibly even both at the same time.

and if either of those two claim to have "left the building" then they're ly..... sorry, exaggerating slightly.

heartland has no secret users to those with the approriate user access levels... and ip addresses have loose lips ;)
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Quiff Boy wrote: and if either of those two claim to have "left the building" then they're ly..... sorry, exaggerating slightly.

heartland has no secret users to those with the approriate user access levels... and ip addresses have loose lips ;)
Ha! slowly we're approaching the title of this thread. ;D
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canon docre wrote: I bet if von would ever post, he would be dismissed as a troll in zero time. :lol:
:lol: Maybe he already has.... oh good grief, Rosalie! :eek: :innocent: :lol:

Quiffy - proper enlightening as always :notworthy: :wink:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
that people are so desperate for a "sign" from above that they are willing to believe its even semi-official dissappoints me. :roll:
Guilty as charged. :oops:
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boudicca wrote:
canon docre wrote: I bet if von would ever post, he would be dismissed as a troll in zero time. :lol:
:lol: Maybe he already has.... oh good grief, Rosalie! :eek: :innocent: :lol:
Only Rosalie? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Planet Dave wrote: Did I say that? Really? Naah, surely.
Yes you did. Yes. I'm sure a few can remember.
Planet Dave wrote:And we run, and we run, into the arms....
....of another man Davina? :innocent: :twisted:


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Obviousman wrote:
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canon docre wrote: I bet if von would ever post, he would be dismissed as a troll in zero time. :lol:
:lol: Maybe he already has.... oh good grief, Rosalie! :eek: :innocent: :lol:
Only Rosalie? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Isn't that enough?! :eek: :lol:
Maybe that Peru guy as well...
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EvilBastard wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
timsinister wrote: Dear me, Baxcorp in the 21st Century? :wink:
bux rogers...? :innocent: :lol:
:notworthy: :notworthy: Unlicensed Punning In Progress - Notify Authorities Immediately :lol: :lol:
I'm still waiting for someone to ask if the new lyrics include "like lip-synch on my cigarette"

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boudicca wrote:
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boudicca wrote: :lol: Maybe he already has.... oh good grief, Rosalie! :eek: :innocent: :lol:
Only Rosalie? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Isn't that enough?! :eek: :lol:
Maybe that Peru guy as well...
More than enough :lol:

But perhaps we need a new one every so many months, just for our entertainment ;D
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From personal experience - you wouldn't really want band members posting. Arms length people, arms length - you find out terrible truths. Allure and mystery makes a much better 'pop star' To find out someone you once held in high regard is a burke/bully yada yada yada, puts a whole dampner on your enjoyment of the band.
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