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Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 17 Nov 2020, 10:54
by Quiff Boy
haha

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 17 Nov 2020, 13:37
by Pista
Is there nothing the police won't do to get cut price doughnuts?

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 18 Nov 2020, 14:46
by Pista
Babe, it's a skylight

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 19 Nov 2020, 15:26
by Pista
Witnesses were able to provide the police with sketches of the rogue driver

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 20 Nov 2020, 14:46
by Pista
If you left a piece of your heart in your old kitchen, the woman who just bought your house would like to know if you want it back.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 22 Nov 2020, 13:42
by Pista
Before driving off in your car, make sure you don't have any surplus doors.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 23 Nov 2020, 09:52
by Pista
& that was the new single from Half Man Half Biscuit entitled Johnny Rotten's flea-bitten penis.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 23 Nov 2020, 13:32
by Quiff Boy
Pista wrote: 23 Nov 2020, 09:52 & that was the new single from Half Man Half Biscuit entitled Johnny Rotten's flea-bitten penis.
“befriending”

sure, john.

sure.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 23 Nov 2020, 14:50
by mh
They were obviously after his nuts.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 23 Nov 2020, 17:05
by eastmidswhizzkid
mh wrote: 23 Nov 2020, 14:50 They were obviously after his nuts.
ba-dum tish! :lol:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 24 Nov 2020, 10:06
by markfiend
That's one brave flea.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 24 Nov 2020, 13:11
by Quiff Boy
i'm assuming it's dead now.

probably of TB or something ikky.

poor flea.

RIP

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 24 Nov 2020, 13:13
by Pista

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 26 Nov 2020, 09:27
by Pista
Turns out standing really really still isn't the best way to hide from the police.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 26 Nov 2020, 10:27
by markfiend
Did he think the police were like a T. rex? "Don't move! He can't see you if you don't move!"

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 26 Nov 2020, 10:36
by Pista
:lol:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 27 Nov 2020, 13:07
by Pista
Austrian village changes its name because they've fcuking had enough

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 28 Nov 2020, 19:27
by Pista
Welcome to Kent. The Toilet Of England

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 29 Nov 2020, 08:52
by eastmidswhizzkid
Pista wrote: 27 Nov 2020, 13:07 Austrian village changes its name because they've fcuking had enough
some people just don't deserve history and tradition :roll:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 30 Nov 2020, 15:46
by Pista

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 02 Dec 2020, 10:53
by Pista
And the 2020 Turnip Prize winner is........ Lockdown

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 02 Dec 2020, 15:13
by iesus

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 02 Dec 2020, 15:32
by Pista
Police spokesman says, "This the hardest one we've investigated."

:innocent:


Image

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 03 Dec 2020, 15:44
by Pista
Anyone have Adolf Hitler winning an election on their 2020 bingo card?

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 04 Dec 2020, 09:59
by Quiff Boy
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Thundersnow