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Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 17 Nov 2020, 10:54
by Quiff Boy
haha
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 17 Nov 2020, 13:37
by Pista
Is there nothing the police won't do to get
cut price doughnuts?
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 18 Nov 2020, 14:46
by Pista
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 19 Nov 2020, 15:26
by Pista
Witnesses were able to provide the police with
sketches of the rogue driver
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 20 Nov 2020, 14:46
by Pista
If you
left a piece of your heart in your old kitchen, the woman who just bought your house would like to know if you want it back.
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 22 Nov 2020, 13:42
by Pista
Before driving off in your car, make sure you don't have any
surplus doors.
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 23 Nov 2020, 09:52
by Pista
& that was the new single from Half Man Half Biscuit entitled
Johnny Rotten's flea-bitten penis.
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 23 Nov 2020, 13:32
by Quiff Boy
“befriending”
sure, john.
sure.
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 23 Nov 2020, 14:50
by mh
They were obviously after his nuts.
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 23 Nov 2020, 17:05
by eastmidswhizzkid
mh wrote: ↑23 Nov 2020, 14:50
They were obviously after his nuts.
ba-dum tish!
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 24 Nov 2020, 10:06
by markfiend
That's one brave flea.
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 24 Nov 2020, 13:11
by Quiff Boy
i'm assuming it's dead now.
probably of TB or something ikky.
poor flea.
RIP
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 24 Nov 2020, 13:13
by Pista
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 26 Nov 2020, 09:27
by Pista
Turns out
standing really really still isn't the best way to hide from the police.
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 26 Nov 2020, 10:27
by markfiend
Did he think the police were like a T. rex? "Don't move! He can't see you if you don't move!"
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 26 Nov 2020, 10:36
by Pista
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 27 Nov 2020, 13:07
by Pista
Austrian village changes its name because they've
fcuking had enough
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 28 Nov 2020, 19:27
by Pista
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 29 Nov 2020, 08:52
by eastmidswhizzkid
some people just don't deserve history and tradition
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 30 Nov 2020, 15:46
by Pista
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 02 Dec 2020, 10:53
by Pista
And the 2020 Turnip Prize winner is........
Lockdown
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 02 Dec 2020, 15:13
by iesus
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 02 Dec 2020, 15:32
by Pista
Police spokesman says, "This the hardest one we've investigated."
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 03 Dec 2020, 15:44
by Pista
Anyone have
Adolf Hitler winning an election on their 2020 bingo card?
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 04 Dec 2020, 09:59
by Quiff Boy
Thunder, ah
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Thundersnow