Poor Timsinister

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Are we bored of Tim now?
You're evidently not! :eek:
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Give someone YOU care about a TimSinister! They're the gift that just keeps on giving!
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d00mw0lf wrote:Give someone YOU care about a TimSinister! They're the gift that just keeps on giving!
Earlier in this thread, At 4.11pm, 16th Aug 2005, boudicca wrote:He's the gift that just keeps on giving! :lol: :notworthy:
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Does this TimSinister come with cash, booze and porn?

If it contains any of the above, could I please have one? :wink:
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MadameButterfly wrote:Does this TimSinister come with cash, booze and porn?

If it contains any of the above, could I please have one? :wink:
He's rarely to be found without booze, but you don't really want his second-hand alcomahol :urff:
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d00mw0lf wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Does this TimSinister come with cash, booze and porn?

If it contains any of the above, could I please have one? :wink:
He's rarely to be found without booze, but you don't really want his second-hand alcomahol :urff:
I'll take your word for not wanting his second-hand alcomahol?
But booze sounds cool.
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No cash... and as for the other one... :innocent:
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you wouldn't want second-hand porn if it meant the pages were stuck together. :twisted:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:you wouldn't want second-hand porn if it meant the pages were stuck together. :twisted:
:lol:

I hope you're not suggesting anyone on HL ejaculates blu-tack? :eek: :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:you wouldn't want second-hand porn if it meant the pages were stuck together. :twisted:
:lol:

I hope you're not suggesting anyone on HL ejaculates blu-tack? :eek: :innocent:

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Planet Dave wrote:
boudicca wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:you wouldn't want second-hand porn if it meant the pages were stuck together. :twisted:
:lol:

I hope you're not suggesting anyone on HL ejaculates blu-tack? :eek: :innocent:

*half of Daves last beer spurts across the room*
Poor choice of words, Dave...
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Beer, blu-tack and urmmm... gentlemans' relish... :innocent:

Three things you do NOT want to get mixed up :urff: .
Imagine the hilarious consequences that could ensue! Asking for a "pint" would never be the same again :eek: :lol: .
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boudicca wrote:gentlemans' relish... :innocent:
:lol: You're sooo posh! :P
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smiscandlon wrote:
boudicca wrote:gentlemans' relish... :innocent:
:lol: You're sooo posh! :P
I'm really proud of myself for just coming up with a new euphemism! :lol:

Aww, hell, dodgy choice of words again... :innocent: :oops:
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And you think we're bad, Claire.

Pot Noodle, anyone? :innocent: ;)
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boudicca wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:Are we bored of Tim now?
You're evidently not! :eek:
My Tim obsession is a small port and lemon compared to your raging dipsomania.
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You're all a set of etc...
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Dark wrote:And you think we're bad, Claire.

Pot Noodle, anyone? :innocent: ;)
With gentleman's relish on the side, inevitably... :innocent: :urff:
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boudicca wrote:
Dark wrote:And you think we're bad, Claire.

Pot Noodle, anyone? :innocent: ;)
With gentleman's relish on the side, inevitably... :innocent: :urff:
Is that what you're supposed to do with pot noodles?! :eek: :urff:
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d00mw0lf wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Dark wrote:And you think we're bad, Claire.

Pot Noodle, anyone? :innocent: ;)
With gentleman's relish on the side, inevitably... :innocent: :urff:
Is that what you're supposed to do with pot noodles?! :eek: :urff:
Well, they taste crap anyway, innit...?
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They're both watery, they're both overly salty and I'd not be surprised if both were crawling with life either :lol:
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You lot are all weird. :|
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Don't tell me - you don't know because you weren't listening? :wink:

Motz, I can guarantee you there's nothing alive in a Pot Noodle. There's so many chemicals, it pretty much sterilises whatever it touches.

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timsinister wrote:Don't tell me - you don't know because you weren't listening? :wink:
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