Posted: 16 Feb 2006, 18:39
You're evidently not!Ed Rhombus wrote:Are we bored of Tim now?
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Posted: 16 Feb 2006, 21:05
Give someone YOU care about a TimSinister! They're the gift that just keeps on giving!
Posted: 16 Feb 2006, 21:19
d00mw0lf wrote:Give someone YOU care about a TimSinister! They're the gift that just keeps on giving!
Earlier in this thread, At 4.11pm, 16th Aug 2005, boudicca wrote:He's the gift that just keeps on giving!
Posted: 16 Feb 2006, 21:25
Does this TimSinister come with cash, booze and porn?
If it contains any of the above, could I please have one?
If it contains any of the above, could I please have one?
Posted: 16 Feb 2006, 21:35
He's rarely to be found without booze, but you don't really want his second-hand alcomaholMadameButterfly wrote:Does this TimSinister come with cash, booze and porn?
If it contains any of the above, could I please have one?
Posted: 16 Feb 2006, 21:44
I'll take your word for not wanting his second-hand alcomahol?d00mw0lf wrote:He's rarely to be found without booze, but you don't really want his second-hand alcomaholMadameButterfly wrote:Does this TimSinister come with cash, booze and porn?
If it contains any of the above, could I please have one?
But booze sounds cool.
Posted: 16 Feb 2006, 23:25
No cash... and as for the other one... 
Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 00:09
you wouldn't want second-hand porn if it meant the pages were stuck together. 
Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 02:01
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:you wouldn't want second-hand porn if it meant the pages were stuck together.
I hope you're not suggesting anyone on HL ejaculates blu-tack?
Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 02:20
boudicca wrote:eastmidswhizzkid wrote:you wouldn't want second-hand porn if it meant the pages were stuck together.
I hope you're not suggesting anyone on HL ejaculates blu-tack?
*half of Daves last beer spurts across the room*
Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 02:32
Poor choice of words, Dave...Planet Dave wrote:boudicca wrote:eastmidswhizzkid wrote:you wouldn't want second-hand porn if it meant the pages were stuck together.
I hope you're not suggesting anyone on HL ejaculates blu-tack?
*half of Daves last beer spurts across the room*
Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 02:38
Beer, blu-tack and urmmm... gentlemans' relish...
Three things you do NOT want to get mixed up .
Imagine the hilarious consequences that could ensue! Asking for a "pint" would never be the same again .
Three things you do NOT want to get mixed up
.Imagine the hilarious consequences that could ensue! Asking for a "pint" would never be the same again
.Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 02:51
boudicca wrote:gentlemans' relish...
You're sooo posh! 
Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 02:58
I'm really proud of myself for just coming up with a new euphemism!smiscandlon wrote:boudicca wrote:gentlemans' relish...
Aww, hell, dodgy choice of words again...
Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 08:38
And you think we're bad, Claire.
Pot Noodle, anyone?
Pot Noodle, anyone?
Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 09:46
My Tim obsession is a small port and lemon compared to your raging dipsomania.boudicca wrote:You're evidently not!Ed Rhombus wrote:Are we bored of Tim now?
Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 09:58
You're all a set of etc...
Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 11:57
With gentleman's relish on the side, inevitably...Dark wrote:And you think we're bad, Claire.
Pot Noodle, anyone?
Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 12:00
Is that what you're supposed to do with pot noodles?!boudicca wrote:With gentleman's relish on the side, inevitably...Dark wrote:And you think we're bad, Claire.
Pot Noodle, anyone?
Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 12:12
Well, they taste crap anyway, innit...?d00mw0lf wrote:Is that what you're supposed to do with pot noodles?!boudicca wrote:With gentleman's relish on the side, inevitably...Dark wrote:And you think we're bad, Claire.
Pot Noodle, anyone?
Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 12:47
They're both watery, they're both overly salty and I'd not be surprised if both were crawling with life either
Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 12:55
You lot are all weird. 
Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 13:04
It's at times like these that I wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 13:37
Don't tell me - you don't know because you weren't listening?
Motz, I can guarantee you there's nothing alive in a Pot Noodle. There's so many chemicals, it pretty much sterilises whatever it touches.
Perfect,
Motz, I can guarantee you there's nothing alive in a Pot Noodle. There's so many chemicals, it pretty much sterilises whatever it touches.
Perfect,
Posted: 17 Feb 2006, 13:41
timsinister wrote:Don't tell me - you don't know because you weren't listening?
