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Posted: 14 Oct 2016, 10:11
by EmmaPeelWannaBe
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 14 Oct 2016, 13:27
by EvilBastard
Because no goff's bedside table is complete without Blood Lube.

Yeah, I cannot possible see how this could go horribly, dreadfully, awfully, catastrophically wrong... :urff:

Posted: 14 Oct 2016, 14:02
by Alex66
EvilBastard wrote:Because no goff's bedside table is complete without Blood Lube.

Yeah, I cannot possible see how this could go horribly, dreadfully, awfully, catastrophically wrong... :urff:
WTF words are failing me.

Posted: 15 Oct 2016, 17:12
by Squeakymouse
One of my favourite Sisters songs just took on a whole new meaning :eek: . It's probably best if I don't start a thread about it in the Lyrics forum though.

Posted: 15 Oct 2016, 17:21
by Pista
You know those stupid snapchat filters? Yeah, well it turns out the NUS will accept them for your ID cards.

Posted: 20 Oct 2016, 12:30
by Pista
When will we learn to not let well-meaning amateurs fix Jesus' face?

Posted: 02 Nov 2016, 13:40
by Pista
Evidently bored of creating electoral polls, YouGov turns its attention to the correct pronunciation of "scone"

Posted: 02 Nov 2016, 13:44
by Being645
Pista wrote:Evidently bored of creating electoral polls, YouGov turns its attention to the correct pronunciation of "scone"
... :lol: ... I'd pronunce it "scone" like in "moon" ... :lol: ...

Posted: 02 Nov 2016, 13:49
by markfiend
Halloween ruined for Leeds kids as parents keep them at home in fear: clicky

The lead photo in that article was taken less than 50 metres from the end of my street.

There were easily more than 100 of the ****s, some without helmets, many without lights, racing around residential streets, not just up and down the main road. The police seemed to do f*ck-all, the riders were out for close to five hours by the time it all fizzled out.

And contrary to the Metro's article, we're hearing locally that at least two children have been hospitalised after collisions with some of these knobheads.

Posted: 02 Nov 2016, 17:43
by EvilBastard
We get those tw@s around here in the summer too - quads and dirtbikes mostly, illegal on public roads, unlicensed, uninsured, running red lights (which is great when you're on a bicycle and going through the green light), up on the pavement - the city has had a couple of high-profile exhibitions of seized bikes getting crushed by trucks, but the cops won't chase these arseholes because of the risks. These scrotes whine that "there's no where round here to ride, if the city would provide space then we wouldn't have to ride on the roads" - but the city doesn't provide space to shoot up heroin either, so not really convinced of the logic of this.

Only answer I can come up with is open season on these fuckers - you see one, you can take a baseball bat, tire iron, or fully-automatic weapon to the bastard with impunity.

Posted: 02 Nov 2016, 18:21
by Pista
EvilBastard wrote: but the city doesn't provide space to shoot up heroin either, ...
That reminds me. They do in Glasgow

Posted: 02 Nov 2016, 22:44
by sultan2075
markfiend wrote:Halloween ruined for Leeds kids as parents keep them at home in fear: clicky

The lead photo in that article was taken less than 50 metres from the end of my street.

There were easily more than 100 of the ****s, some without helmets, many without lights, racing around residential streets, not just up and down the main road. The police seemed to do f*ck-all, the riders were out for close to five hours by the time it all fizzled out.

And contrary to the Metro's article, we're hearing locally that at least two children have been hospitalised after collisions with some of these knobheads.
That's a regular problem here in DC too. People get hurt. City does very little.

Posted: 07 Nov 2016, 11:33
by Pista
What's that Mr Rosindell? You want us to start playing God Save The Queen to close our broadcasts? Okay then.

Posted: 11 Nov 2016, 12:34
by Pista
& the winner of the 2016 grave digging competition is....... wait! What?

Posted: 17 Nov 2016, 18:41
by iesus

Posted: 17 Nov 2016, 22:42
by Being645
Yeah, in the name of dialogue and development, countries can sign and ratify human rights treaties like CEDAW with reservations ...
thus still becoming a state party to the according treaty. Let's hope they learn something from it ... :wink: ...

Posted: 18 Nov 2016, 18:05
by Pista
"No. I did not marry a snake." Says man who...well didn't marry a snake

Posted: 24 Nov 2016, 14:56
by Pista
From today's "things that Alanis Morissette missed" archive :- Squirrels

Posted: 30 Nov 2016, 11:12
by Pista
Canadian police to use the ultimate deterrent in the battle against drunk drivers

Posted: 05 Dec 2016, 20:21
by Pista
Goat head butts pensioner. Then things get weird

Posted: 16 Dec 2016, 18:06
by Pista
I see you have constructed a new boomerang. Your skills are almost complete....mate

Posted: 16 Dec 2016, 20:48
by markfiend
Pista wrote:I see you have constructed a new boomerang. Your skills are almost complete....mate
his girlfriend

Posted: 19 Dec 2016, 19:26
by sultan2075

Posted: 20 Dec 2016, 10:00
by markfiend
sultan2075 wrote:Well, this can't be good.
No. Double-plus ungood.

Posted: 31 Dec 2016, 08:33
by Being645
Looks like Classic Rock has reached an end ... :( ...

http://teamrock.com/classic-rock/news?n ... kname=news