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Posted: 24 Dec 2020, 12:40
Bodybuilder hopes to spend Christmas with his wife.............. If she can be repaired in time
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Posted: 27 Dec 2020, 16:35
If you've done crimes in the Birmingham area, stay the fcuk away from this bloke.
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Posted: 29 Dec 2020, 10:53
Mum tells local rag she's sick of people saying her son looks like Macauley Culkin. With helpful picture of her son posing & looking exactly like.....*checks notes*.... Macauley Culkin
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 01 Jan 2021, 22:49
My last post advocated continuous heavy drinking until such times as things improve.
I realise that I should have included the caveat that continuous heavy drinking can have unintended side-effects. Like changing your name legally to Celine Dion.
I realise that I should have included the caveat that continuous heavy drinking can have unintended side-effects. Like changing your name legally to Celine Dion.
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 02 Jan 2021, 09:23
EvilBastard wrote: ↑01 Jan 2021, 22:49 My last post advocated continuous heavy drinking until such times as things improve.
I realise that I should have included the caveat that continuous heavy drinking can have unintended side-effects. Like changing your name legally to Celine Dion.
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 05 Jan 2021, 13:19
"The curved string is needlessly provocative." Claims radio presenter about a.....*checks notes*... cartoon tampon
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Posted: 06 Jan 2021, 18:55
Seriously Denmark. WTF?
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Posted: 08 Jan 2021, 11:35
“I know the number 3 prawn cocktail crisps guy too,” Mr Fisher confessed.
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Posted: 08 Jan 2021, 18:06
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Posted: 08 Jan 2021, 18:19
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Posted: 12 Jan 2021, 12:13
Follow-up.: Seems Yuri has strayed already. Margo reportedly speechless.
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Posted: 13 Jan 2021, 11:30
Bristol council nips gang activity in the bud by banning....*checks notes*.... cheese toasties
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Posted: 14 Jan 2021, 06:24
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Posted: 14 Jan 2021, 07:46
He was just trying to be a fun giEvilBastard wrote: ↑14 Jan 2021, 06:24 Now then, children - I want you to listen very very carefully:
Do. Not. Mainline. Shrooms.
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 17 Jan 2021, 10:19
PSA: Teachers. Before sending worksheets to kids who are remote learning, check them before pressing "send"
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 18 Jan 2021, 13:56
Pro tip: Don't eat fireworks
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 19 Jan 2021, 10:51
Old & busted: Monoliths
New hotness: Baked potatoes
New hotness: Baked potatoes
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 19 Jan 2021, 13:46
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/76868103#/
Three bedroom end terrace, Sissons Crescent, Leeds
Three bedroom end terrace, Sissons Crescent, Leeds
We have been advised that part of the garden is currently rented from Leeds City Council. No onward chain.
Please be aware this property is being sold by family members as part of a relatives estate. It was the deceased's wishes to be buried in the garden as he was born and died in the house. This wish has been carried out and the property will be sold as is.
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Posted: 20 Jan 2021, 11:44
Pro tennis players, in quarantine ahead of the Australian open, told not to..A) Visit each others' rooms...B) Lean out of the windows...or...C) feed the mice in their hotel rooms?
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 21 Jan 2021, 11:13
I'll see your finding toe nail clippings in bed & raise you whole toes
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 23 Jan 2021, 11:58
Burglars took cash, jewellery, power tools, & Eddie the crow....Wait! What?
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 23 Jan 2021, 19:34
That is really saddening. I keep my fingers crossed for Eddie to return home in good health ...Pista wrote: ↑23 Jan 2021, 11:58 Burglars took cash, jewellery, power tools, & Eddie the crow....Wait! What?
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Posted: 24 Jan 2021, 14:10
Sussex police would like to ask the public not to call them to report McDonalds for not serving breakfast after 11am
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Posted: 25 Jan 2021, 12:20
If you're missing a door from your light aircraft, get in touch with Wiltshire police. They might be able to help out.