School's Out - Heartland August 2007 Weekender

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Saturday's Playlist

Frazer - 9pm-10pm
Alien Sex Fiend: Ignore The Machine
Leitmotiv: Architect
Warren Suicide: Black Planet
MDMA: God Squad
Hang The Dance: Laughing Jack Said
Artery: Live Like The Rest
The Sisters Of Mercy: Train
Dance Society: Somewhere
The Batfish Boys: Swamp Liquor
The Sisterhood: Giving Ground
James Ray: Rev Rev Lowrider
Play Dead: Isabel
Inca Babies: Big Jugular
Suicide: Ghostrider
Ultravox: Quiet Man

Quiff Boy - 10pm-11pm
Echo & The Bunnymen: Do It Clean
Joy Division: Digital
The Jesus & Mary Chain: Sidewalking
The Fall: White Lightening
The Sisters Of Mercy: Driven Like The Snow
The March Violets: Grooving In Green
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry: Beating My Head
Ghost Dance: When I Call
Salvation: Girlsoul
Iggy & The Stooges: Gimme Danger
Ramones: The KKK Took My Baby Away
New York Dolls: Trash
Motorhead: Capricorn
Gary Glitter: I Didn't Know I Loved You 'till I Saw You Rock 'n' Roll
The Sisters Of Mercy: Ribbons
Alice Cooper: School's Out
Fields Of The Nephilim: Blue Water

Frazer - 11pm-12am
Bauhaus: Terror Couple Kill Colonel
Sex Gang Children: Beasts
Siouxsie & The Banshees: Love In A Void
Danielle Dax: Cat House
The Sisters Of Mercy: You Could Be The One :innocent:
DAF: Alle Gegen Alle
Alien Sex Fiend: I Walk The Line
The Cramps: Human Fly
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds: Deanna
Love & Rockets: Mirror People
The Sisters Of Mercy: First & Last & Always
The Chameleons: Second Skin
The Cure: A Forest
Front 242: Welcome To Paradise

Quiff Boy - 12am-1am
The Young Gods: Skinflower
Skinny Puppy: Assimilate
DAF: Der Mussolini
My Life With The Trill Kill Kult: Daisy Chain 4 Satan
Fields Of The Nephilim: Power
The Cult: Spiritwalker
Rosetta Stone: Leave Me For Dead
The Sisters Of Mercy: Alice '93
Gary Marx: Open Season
The m*****n: Serpent's Kiss ;) :lol:
Play Dead: Shine
Rammstein: Engel
CNN: Looking Forward
The Sisters Of Mercy: No Time To Cry

Frazer - 1am-1.30am
New Model Army: Vengeance
Pop Will Eat Itself: Pweisation
Public Image Ltd: Public Image
The Sisters Of Mercy: Body Electric
Skeletal Family: Promised Land
Killing Joke: Wardance
The Sisters Of Mercy: Heartland
The Chameleons: Up The Down Escalator
The Sisters Of Mercy: Adrenochrone

Quiff Boy - 1.30am-2.20am(ish)
The Stooges: 1969
The Andrews Sisters: Bei Mir Bist Du Schone
The Sisters Of Mercy: Good Things
The Sisters Of Mercy: Blood Money
The Sisters Of Mercy: Amphetamine Logic
The Sisters Of Mercy: Flood II
The Sisters Of Mercy: (We Are The Same) Suzanne
The Sisters Of Mercy: Black Planet
The Sisters Of Mercy: Detonation Boulevard
The Sisters Of Mercy: Train
The Sisters Of Mercy: Some Kind Of Stranger

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Sunday's Playlist

Quiff Boy - 7pm-7.30pm
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds: Red Right Hand
The Cure: Kyoto Song
Love & Rockets: So Alive
Specimen: Dead Man's Autochop
The Cult: Love
Bauhaus: Spirit

Frazer - 7.30pm-8pm(ish)
Christian Death: Romeo's Distress
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry: Walking On Your Hands
New Model Army: Smalltown England
The Bolshoi: Happy Boy
Solemn Novena: As Darkness Falls
Ghost Dance: The Grip Of Love
The Cure: Primary
The Sisters Of Mercy: Burn
Xmal Deutschland: Qual
Rosetta Stone: If Only & Sometimes

[The mighty Rhombus] :notworthy:

Phono Paul
Fields Of The Nephilim: Psychonaut
Creaming Jesus: A Forest
Danielle Dax: Big Hollow Man
Crazyhead: Have Love Will Travel
Zodiac Mindwarp: Backseat Education
Voice Of The Beehive: I Say Nothing

[The Sisters Of Murphy] :von:

Phono Paul
The Sisterhood: Giving Ground
Die Krupps: Fatherland (Eldritch's Remix)
Front 242: Headhunter

Quiff Boy - 11pm-11.30pmish
KMFDM: Godlike
James Ray: Dust Boat
Rosetta Stone: An Eye For The Main Chance
Fields Of The Nephilim: For Her Light
Pop Will Eat Itself: Beaver Patrol
The Wonderstuff: A Wish Away
The Chameleons: Tears
Joy Division: Shadow Play

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Cheers for that effort, QB - I was a bit sketchy on a couple but didn't want to ask on here in case it was something I really should have known. Now I don't have to admit that.

Ah. Did I say that out loud?

I'll get me furry hat and coat........
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Quiff, you lot kicked some serious arse with the weekend's selections - most appreciated! ;D ;D ;D :notworthy:
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@Carpy - what happened to the infamous book of g*ff? I never saw it after Santiago's, and never got to sign it! :( :|
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SINsister wrote:@Carpy - what happened to the infamous book of g*ff? I never saw it after Santiago's, and never got to sign it! :( :|
I know! I unpacked my bag on Sunday, had a look at it in daylight and realised :( x lots

There will be more added to it at the McHeartland visit I'd like to do at some point so I guess it's going to be ongoing.

Your time will come, though - it wouldn't be the same without.....
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Erm...incidentally, what are the dates for the MacHeartland 'do..? :innocent:
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SINsister wrote:Erm...incidentally, what are the dates for the MacHeartland 'do..? :innocent:
I have not a clue but any half decent warning, and an invite for a HL'er south of the dotted line, will see me travel to their frozen wastes!
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Have them pass along an invite to the ersatz-American, will you? ;) :P
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SINsister wrote:Have them pass along an invite to the ersatz-American, will you? ;) :P
Consider yourself invited.

Quick enough for ya? :lol:
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smiscandlon wrote:
SINsister wrote:Have them pass along an invite to the ersatz-American, will you? ;) :P
Consider yourself invited.

Quick enough for ya? :lol:
Nice one Steven :)
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:eek: Damn. :notworthy:

So, uhhhh, like, when IS it?! *Cough* :P
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SINsister wrote:So, uhhhh, like, when IS it?! *Cough* :P
Pfft. Mere details. ;D
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we are working on it, inter alia :wink:
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James Blast wrote:we are working on it, inter alia :wink:
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James Blast wrote:we are working on it, inter alia :wink:
Aye, we will need to get the McHeartland passports organised for one thing 8)
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scotty wrote:Aye, that's me Hame :D ........................f**ked, but Home :lol:
Great Three days :D :D
Big thanks to Planet Dave for getting me from the Airport :notworthy: :notworthy:
Weebles for letting me stay with him :notworthy: :notworthy:
Zeno, Andrew & Steve for being great company at Chez Wobbles :notworthy: :notworthy:
The Boss for.......for.....well everything really :notworthy: :notworthy:
and all the rest of you gorgeous People I've met before & for the First time :notworthy: :notworthy:
I've got some Pic's & I'll get them sorted in a bit :wink:

Thanks a Hundred Million times :notworthy: :kiss: :notworthy:

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SINsister wrote:Pish! Ya c*cksucker! :lol: :lol: :lol: :kiss: OMFG, man...
I'd forgotten about that! :eek: :lol: :notworthy:
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SINsister wrote:@Carpy - what happened to the infamous book of g*ff? I never saw it after Santiago's, and never got to sign it! :( :|
My thoughts exactly!

The upside is we're simply gonna have to make some shoddy excuse for another sesh sooner rather than later. I'd not finished reading that book! :wink: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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...and I'd not even begun! :eek: Dagnabbit, muskrats! My credit card'll be maxed out, and I'll be in debt up to my eyeballs, innit? (Christ, I already am! Oh, well!)

But it's sooooooo worth it. ;D :notworthy:
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O, I feel almost human again so a wee review is forthcoming....
The ball started rolling when Steve (Pista) turned up in the wee small hours of Friday morning. We enjoyed the quaffing of cyder and the sharing of oxo fags plus the gift of some very nice looking Hungarian booze-cheers for that! :notworthy:
Firday's mantra was 'I'm on holiday', meeting up with Planet Dave to greet Sinnie in town. We met Christophe and Claire and The Boss, who only stepped out to get some cash! :lol:
A prelude to the main event, the drinkies in the Scabby Tap went down well. After an Emo hunt we met Andrew and Zeno and returned to weebles Heartland Hotel were we were joined by our last attendee-Keith. Thanks again to Dave for getting people around. :notworthy:
Friday night was such a good laugh, I believe we held our own with the glow stick crowd (f**king cnuts!). Top tunes and moves with everyone having a well sorted time.

Saturday was payback for Fridays excesses and I felt worse than the new boy on D-Wing. :eek: :urff: More new peeps to meet and more laughs to be had.Only started waking up once we hit the new venue-top choice! There were times it looked like a swarm of bees and attacked the dancefloor there was so much arm waving! The Heartland moment with The Boss/Jo/Sinnie was top class.
The acoustic garden was home to some of the funniest patter I've heard in years and the zombified state of us lot in the people carrier going home was hysterical.

Then came Sunday, geat live music, further quaffing of cyder and whatever else kept peeps upright....
Perhaps it's just a well it wasn't another all nighter!! Much shaking of hand and hugs as we said our goodbyes. :cry:

Who would have thought three days would go by so fast?

Things I'll keep from all this: Mommy's Finger/Bat Milk/I'm Pista-Really? I'm pished to, how you doin'?/Covert Bees/Chicken dance/cocksucker/f**king goffs! There is more, so much more, thanks to everyone who organised this, who attended, those that stayed at my gaff (the booze was appreciated!) it was a Top Weekend Out. :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Keith-I have your shower gel, it does smell nice and why oh why do I have so much paprika? ;D
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Ah, the paprika.
I was wondering where it was.
I thought the baggage monkeys had nicked it.
Brought it over originally for Carpy (tenuous link to "currently eating")
But, in the mildly spangled state I was in, I completely forgot to take it on Saturday :oops:
Feel free to use it though, or it'll just go to watse.
There's 2 types. Csipos= spicy & Edes=sweet
Don't get it on anything white though, as it's a b@stard to wash out.
Nice review there. Mummy's Finger :lol:
You forgot to mention the new "wasp dispatcher":- Keef's wooden spoon.

You tried the palinka yet?
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SINsister wrote:
scotty wrote:Aye, that's me Hame :D ........................f**ked, but Home :lol:
Great Three days :D :D
Big thanks to Planet Dave for getting me from the Airport :notworthy: :notworthy:
Weebles for letting me stay with him :notworthy: :notworthy:
Zeno, Andrew & Steve for being great company at Chez Wobbles :notworthy: :notworthy:
The Boss for.......for.....well everything really :notworthy: :notworthy:
and all the rest of you gorgeous People I've met before & for the First time :notworthy: :notworthy:
I've got some Pic's & I'll get them sorted in a bit :wink:

Thanks a Hundred Million times :notworthy: :kiss: :notworthy:

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Pish! Ya c*cksucker! :lol: :lol: :lol: :kiss: OMFG, man...
I've got a semi on now :eek: :twisted: :oops:

Truly great to meet you Sinni :D , hope we can meet agin in the future :notworthy: :kiss: 8)
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Fantastic review Weebles! :notworthy:

And top marks for your T-shirt on Saturday, a true work of art.
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mh wrote:Fantastic review Weebles! :notworthy:

And top marks for your T-shirt on Saturday, a true work of art.
I missed a bag of mickeys :notworthy: :wink: :notworthy:
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