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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Kill the reptilian Margaret Thatcher in Iron Sky 2 made the goal by 152% ;D :notworthy:
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Actual headline : COPS WARN OF COWS TRYING TO SELL DAIRY PRODUCTS AFTER ESCAPE

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Police in a Connecticut town are reminding people to not open their doors to "any unfamiliar cattle" after a pair of cows escaped from their pen and were found near the front door of a home a couple of houses away.
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This debate resurfaced again this week (and took the biscuit :D )

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-38985820
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Microcosmia wrote:This debate resurfaced again this week (and took the biscuit :D )

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-38985820
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it could be on a stick :innocent:

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Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Impersonating NICKELBACK Drummer
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he can't be convicted, after all, what he did was punishment for himself.
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Bartek wrote:he can't be convicted, after all, what he did was punishment for himself.
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Give him O.B.E.! Obi-Wan!
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Best Goth Beer naming i have seen so far... :lol: 8)
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Someone please tell me what to do before it starts building walls and picking on Mexicans.
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Bard-core: Shakespeare Twitter account bombards highbrow followers with gay porn
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Slightly worried about the name of her barrister
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SmileySister wrote:Slightly worried about the name of her barrister
This image immediately popped into my head...
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SmileySister wrote:Slightly worried about the name of her barrister
This image immediately popped into my head...
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Yesterday was national proof reading day. So here's a story about it that contains an error.
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Pista wrote:Yesterday was national proof reading day. So here's a story about it that contains an error.
I wonder when National Autocorrect Day is, I'd have some beauties to contribute to that :lol:
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Microcosmia wrote:
Pista wrote:Yesterday was national proof reading day. So here's a story about it that contains an error.
I wonder when National Autocorrect Day is, I'd have some beauties to contribute to that :lol:
Duck yes! me too.
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Seven Sisters at Seven Sisters....or is it nine?
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