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Posted: **20 Feb 2017, 09:38**

Kill the reptilian Margaret Thatcher in Iron Sky 2 made the goal by 152%

Posted: **20 Feb 2017, 13:38**

Actual headline : COPS WARN OF COWS TRYING TO SELL DAIRY PRODUCTS AFTER ESCAPE

Including the incredible opening paragraph

Police in a Connecticut town are reminding people to not open their doors to "any unfamiliar cattle" after a pair of cows escaped from their pen and were found near the front door of a home a couple of houses away.

Posted: **26 Feb 2017, 02:38**

This debate resurfaced again this week (and took the biscuit

)

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-38985820

Posted: **26 Feb 2017, 08:54**

Microcosmia wrote:This debate resurfaced again this week (and took the biscuit )

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-38985820

Posted: **28 Feb 2017, 13:03**

Ever wanted a pencil case made out of a dead rat? Well, today's your lucky day

Posted: **28 Feb 2017, 15:22**

it could be on a stick

Posted: **02 Mar 2017, 11:33**

Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Impersonating NICKELBACK Drummer

Posted: **02 Mar 2017, 14:16**

he can't be convicted, after all, what he did was punishment for himself.

Posted: **02 Mar 2017, 14:32**

Bartek wrote:he can't be convicted, after all, what he did was punishment for himself.

Posted: **03 Mar 2017, 11:53**

Soulless ginger leprechaun, Ed Sheeran's greatest hit

Posted: **03 Mar 2017, 12:08**

Give him O.B.E.! Obi-Wan!

Posted: **05 Mar 2017, 21:56**

Best Goth Beer naming i have seen so far...

Posted: **05 Mar 2017, 22:00**

Best G*th beer was Kirkstall Ruin at the Fox'n'Newt

Posted: **06 Mar 2017, 11:10**

Someone please tell me what to do before it starts building walls and picking on Mexicans.

Posted: **06 Mar 2017, 21:29**

Posted: **07 Mar 2017, 10:43**

Bard-core: Shakespeare Twitter account bombards highbrow followers with gay porn

Posted: **08 Mar 2017, 10:45**

Being John Malkovich

Posted: **08 Mar 2017, 16:20**

Men must be careful in Newcastle and don't walk alone at night

Posted: **08 Mar 2017, 17:36**

iesus wrote:Men must be careful in Newcastle and don't walk alone at night

Slightly worried about the name of her barrister

Posted: **08 Mar 2017, 21:24**

SmileySister wrote:Slightly worried about the name of her barrister

This image immediately popped into my head...

Posted: **08 Mar 2017, 22:33**

UnnaturalDisaster wrote:
SmileySister wrote:Slightly worried about the name of her barrister
This image immediately popped into my head...

Posted: **09 Mar 2017, 16:28**

Yesterday was national proof reading day. So here's a story about it that contains an error.

Posted: **09 Mar 2017, 23:06**

Pista wrote:Yesterday was national proof reading day. So here's a story about it that contains an error.

I wonder when National Autocorrect Day is, I'd have some beauties to contribute to that

Posted: **10 Mar 2017, 03:23**

Microcosmia wrote:
Pista wrote:Yesterday was national proof reading day. So here's a story about it that contains an error.
I wonder when National Autocorrect Day is, I'd have some beauties to contribute to that

Duck yes! me too.

Posted: **11 Mar 2017, 11:24**

Seven Sisters at Seven Sisters....or is it nine?

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