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Quiff Boy wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 14:47 Unsurprisingly, monorails.org takes monorails very seriously:

https://www.monorails.org/tMspages/msvsmr.html

One track minds. Ahem. Sorry.

Oh m8

We apologise for the delay of the 8.30 Avanti West Coast service to Manchester. This is due to a cat on the roof

No wonder Von laughs about "darklings", it's just a sad cliche, but such is the way of fashion.

Social media users in a frenzy over a..*checks notes*.. hot pigeon

Hurstbourne Tarrant parish council would like to ask members of the public not to leave smutty books in the communal phone box library

He's on a mission from god

Meanwhile, in Somerset. A man with a cardboard box on his head

bUt pAtRiOtIsMs fOr ArE uNiOn FLaG

You know. Because we all want to be able to eat dinner & watch TV when we're sitting on the toilet

Breaking: Motorists & the general public warned about...*shakes magic 8-ball*.... a chicken on the loose.

I hear that the BBC are moving more news gathering roles to Leeds and Salford. The likes of Newsnight is rumoured to be heading north, sadly, it might be the end of Emily Maitlis in her minidresses because of the climate change

Swinnow wrote: ↑18 Mar 2021, 13:30 I hear that the BBC are moving more news gathering roles to Leeds and Salford. The likes of Newsnight is rumoured to be heading north, sadly, it might be the end of Emily Maitlis in her minidresses because of the climate change

also

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk ... s-20205294

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's Banana Man litter warrior

French police seize over €1m of.... strawberry Haribo

Wax museum removes Trump statue because......people keep punching it

Pista wrote: ↑21 Mar 2021, 13:55 Wax museum removes Trump statue because......people keep punching it

surprised anyone recognised him

i cant remember it is but its Great Yarmouth or Brighton or somewhere;, and theres a wax museum called Louis Toussauds's (Madame's less talented step cousin or some s**t ) & the waxworks are unbeliveably bad. i mean like john Culshaw's impressions bad. the funniest thing about it is the guy gets really f**king pissy about people mocking his place but visitors must only go there to laugh at it.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote: ↑22 Mar 2021, 08:14 i cant remember it is but its Great Yarmouth or Brighton or somewhere;, and theres a wax museum called Louis Toussauds's...

Great Yarmouth. Clicky

markfiend wrote: ↑22 Mar 2021, 10:25

eastmidswhizzkid wrote: ↑22 Mar 2021, 08:14 i cant remember it is but its Great Yarmouth or Brighton or somewhere;, and theres a wax museum called Louis Toussauds's...

Great Yarmouth. Clicky

brilliant!

Following the flooding in NSW, officials warn of the influx of thousands of nopes seeking to escape to dry ground

f**k that

rather spiders than snakes