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Posted: 15 Nov 2019, 15:51
by abridged
iesus wrote:Using teabag to make tea considered heresy? :eek: :eek:
Absolutely. The pure in heart use tea leaves. Without milk.

Posted: 15 Nov 2019, 16:11
by Tinker
Personally, I just put the tea leaves in my mouth and wait.

Posted: 15 Nov 2019, 16:15
by Charlie
I can't be bothered with all that tea leaf malarkey.

I wave my teabags in the face of leaves! :twisted: :P :lol: :lol:

Posted: 15 Nov 2019, 16:20
by abridged
Charlie wrote:I can't be bothered with all that tea leaf malarkey.

I wave my teabags in the face of leaves! :twisted: :P :lol: :lol:
Hmm. Serious heresy around here. Where are the righteous? Tea from Heaven. :von:

Posted: 15 Nov 2019, 16:24
by abridged
Though they do say never discuss politics, religion, football, tea, biscuits or purple Guinness. :wink: :lol:

Posted: 15 Nov 2019, 17:14
by Swinnow
I'm surprised it took so long to get onto teabagging.

Posted: 15 Nov 2019, 17:55
by EmmaPeelWannaBe
abridged wrote:
iesus wrote:Using teabag to make tea considered heresy? :eek: :eek:
Absolutely. The pure in heart use tea leaves. Without milk


Can Sisters fans be pure of heart?

Posted: 15 Nov 2019, 17:55
by Tinker
No.

https://flic.kr/p/2hL9x42

Does that work?

Posted: 15 Nov 2019, 17:59
by Pista

Posted: 15 Nov 2019, 18:41
by Charlie
Swinnow wrote:I'm surprised it took so long to get onto teabagging.
:eek: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 15 Nov 2019, 21:56
by Microcosmia
abridged wrote:Apparently there's a guy with a shop with on the Irish border who's stockpiled thousands of packets of custard creams in case there is a hard Biscuit, sorry I mean Brexit. :eek:
Am I the only one wondering about the best before dates?

Posted: 15 Nov 2019, 22:21
by Big Si

Posted: 15 Nov 2019, 23:32
by splintered thing
EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:

Can Sisters fans be pure of heart?
Nah, just driven together :innocent:

Posted: 16 Nov 2019, 00:43
by EvilBastard
Microcosmia wrote:Am I the only one wondering about the best before dates?
Best before dates? Best before dates is something high in fibre, else them things'll go through you like prunes through a short grandmother. I once ate a whole tray of them (standard Christmas fare back in the old country), and I swear I shat my own pelvis shortly thereafter.

Posted: 16 Nov 2019, 02:06
by Microcosmia
EvilBastard wrote:
Microcosmia wrote:Am I the only one wondering about the best before dates?
Best before dates? Best before dates is something high in fibre, else them things'll go through you like prunes through a short grandmother. I once ate a whole tray of them (standard Christmas fare back in the old country), and I swear I shat my own pelvis shortly thereafter.

Those kinds of dates don't sound like they were best before, during or after. The one saving grace about custard creams is that I've never heard that they can induce such distressing symptoms, more likely a sense of mild disappointment.

Posted: 16 Nov 2019, 12:23
by SmileySister
"Shat my own pelvis" :lol:

I literally spat my coffee out laughing then :lol:

Posted: 16 Nov 2019, 20:10
by iesus
What is your opinion about russian tea with lemon in samovar?
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:innocent: :notworthy:

Posted: 17 Nov 2019, 21:57
by Microcosmia
Oh, that does !ook nice. Lemon tea always reminds me of holidays.

Posted: 18 Nov 2019, 05:19
by EvilBastard
iesus wrote:What is your opinion about russian tea with lemon in samovar?
Good tea, like so many other things, should never be hurried. Therefore I could give a tinker's cuss whether it is served from a samovar, a teapot, or from the skulls of my enemies - I'm not russian tea for anyone.

Posted: 18 Nov 2019, 10:15
by markfiend
I think the Russians' problem is that they've heard that proper tea is theft.

Posted: 18 Nov 2019, 10:17
by Pista
I wonder if Russians have debates about whether or not the polonium goes in before or after the milk?

Posted: 18 Nov 2019, 17:00
by EvilBastard
markfiend wrote:I think the Russians' problem is that they've heard that proper tea is theft.
Careful with that joke, sir - it's an antique!

Posted: 18 Nov 2019, 19:10
by iesus
EvilBastard wrote:
markfiend wrote:I think the Russians' problem is that they've heard that proper tea is theft.
Careful with that joke, sir - it's an antique!
That reminds me more of French than Russians, Proudhon if i am not mistaken :lol:

Posted: 18 Nov 2019, 19:11
by EmmaPeelWannaBe
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Posted: 18 Nov 2019, 20:28
by Swinnow
Ooooh, makes note before weekly expedition to the Asda