Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
...With helpful picture of what Steven Seagal might look like just so as to avoid any confusion
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Swinnow
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Interesting to think that "Phil the Greek" arrived in a boat on the south coast without a passport and ended up being seen as the very ideal of a Brit. Think on that Farage and all my deluded Brexit baddy countrymen. The British are a mongrel open people and benefit greatly from it.
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....if I have to explain, then you'll never understand....
Suddenly snake
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EvilBastard
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Stop the press! Hugh Grant buys a sausage roll
In what could be the legal fight of the century, it's Colin vs Cuthbert the Caterpillars
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Quiff Boy
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Mystery tree beast turns out to be ... *checks notes* ... a croissant
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Quiff Boy wrote: ↑15 Apr 2021, 15:49 Mystery tree beast turns out to be ... *checks notes* ... a croissant
One devastating effect of the blocking of the Suez Canal recently: A UK nationwide shortage of....*shakes magic 8-ball*.... garden gnomes
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Silver_Owl
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Hot.Quiff Boy wrote: ↑16 Apr 2021, 10:59 On the internet, no-one knows you’re a dog…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-56447357
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
Whoever's on Aldi's social media is having a ball with thisPista wrote: ↑15 Apr 2021, 14:19 In what could be the legal fight of the century, it's Colin vs Cuthbert the Caterpillars
https://twitter.com/hashtag/FreeCuthber ... htag_click
First it was the cabbages. Then the broccoli. But now it's reached new, terrifying heights with feta cheese
usually feta is so soft and rarely is round except when in barrel, cann't believe that could survive in a round piece if thrownPista wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 09:59 First it was the cabbages. Then the broccoli. But now it's reached new, terrifying heights with feta cheese
in other news spinach spam mails
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
OMG. Not the bubble tea. Everybody panic!
Elephants leave leave quite the impression on ivory poachers.
We cross over now to Pinjarra where Trevor Ross talks to us about his Subway napkin collection.
Back yard fire + gunpowder + alcohol = What could possibly go wrong?
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Quiff Boy
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at least it wasn't a gender reveal partyPista wrote: ↑23 Apr 2021, 12:29 Back yard fire + gunpowder + alcohol = What could possibly go wrong?
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Joshes get together for Josh Fight 2021. Spoiler: Josh won
is it true the statement about victims of covid?
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."