Heartland

...With helpful picture of what Steven Seagal might look like just so as to avoid any confusion

Interesting to think that "Phil the Greek" arrived in a boat on the south coast without a passport and ended up being seen as the very ideal of a Brit. Think on that Farage and all my deluded Brexit baddy countrymen. The British are a mongrel open people and benefit greatly from it.
/rantmode

Suddenly snake

Pista wrote: ↑11 Apr 2021, 15:48 Suddenly snake

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That's right - a windshield viper.

you'll be needing this...

Stop the press! Hugh Grant buys a sausage roll

In what could be the legal fight of the century, it's Colin vs Cuthbert the Caterpillars

Mystery tree beast turns out to be ... *checks notes* ... a croissant

Quiff Boy wrote: ↑15 Apr 2021, 15:49 Mystery tree beast turns out to be ... *checks notes* ... a croissant

One devastating effect of the blocking of the Suez Canal recently: A UK nationwide shortage of....*shakes magic 8-ball*.... garden gnomes

On the internet, no-one knows you’re a dog…



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-56447357

Quiff Boy wrote: ↑16 Apr 2021, 10:59 On the internet, no-one knows you’re a dog…



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-56447357

Hot.

Man Born Without Collar Bones Can Clap His Shoulders

Pista wrote: ↑15 Apr 2021, 14:19 In what could be the legal fight of the century, it's Colin vs Cuthbert the Caterpillars

Whoever's on Aldi's social media is having a ball with this
https://twitter.com/hashtag/FreeCuthber ... htag_click

First it was the cabbages. Then the broccoli. But now it's reached new, terrifying heights with feta cheese

Pista wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 09:59 First it was the cabbages. Then the broccoli. But now it's reached new, terrifying heights with feta cheese

usually feta is so soft and rarely is round except when in barrel, cann't believe that could survive in a round piece if thrown

in other news spinach spam mails

OMG. Not the bubble tea. Everybody panic!

This is amazing

Elephants leave leave quite the impression on ivory poachers.

We cross over now to Pinjarra where Trevor Ross talks to us about his Subway napkin collection.

Back yard fire + gunpowder + alcohol = What could possibly go wrong?

Pista wrote: ↑23 Apr 2021, 12:29 Back yard fire + gunpowder + alcohol = What could possibly go wrong?

at least it wasn't a gender reveal party

Joshes get together for Josh Fight 2021. Spoiler: Josh won

I've gone on a reality TV show by accident

is it true the statement about victims of covid?