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"Crank magnetism" is the official term for this; "A sovereign citizen, a creationist, an anti-vaxxer, and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar. He orders a drink."

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Crank_magnetism
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Ironically, some of them don't even believe in magnetism.
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My favourite was the guy who didn't believe in gravity because if gravity existed people should be orbiting mountains.

Of course we can't forget "creationist almost discovers the sun" either. :lol:
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markfiend wrote:Ironically, some of them don't even believe in magnetism.
Sure, you're happy to say that love can exist between two people of the same gender but you're unwilling to believe that two pieces of metal can feel the same emotion? And you have the front to call us "cranks"?
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Remember last week, when his orangeness urged Muslims to drive out extremism? Let's see how the Saudis are going with that shall we?
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Pista wrote:Remember last week, when his orangeness urged Muslims to drive out extremism? Let's see how the Saudis are going with that shall we?
That story is dated 2004...
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markfiend wrote:
Pista wrote:Remember last week, when his orangeness urged Muslims to drive out extremism? Let's see how the Saudis are going with that shall we?
That story is dated 2004...
2014. Still it's no wonder, since the Saudi King would have to bow in front of the new Caliphe (once in power) as head of all Muslims worldwide ...
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2004, 2014, what's a decade between friends? ;D
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markfiend wrote:2004, 2014, what's a decade between friends? ;D


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And just in case you weren't sure, buying WWII-era munitions at a flea market qualifies as a Bad Idea. :urff:
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York, Chihuahua and other small breads - fine, but Husky, German Shepard, Akita?! Poor dogs (and bitches).
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Which day Scottish Nationals vote ? :lol:
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iesus wrote:Which day Scottish Nationals vote ? :lol:
They're allowed today.

Actually I quite fancy a Labour/SNP coalition.
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Meanwhile.

Brits go mad for #dogsatpollingstations :? :lol:
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Charlie wrote:Meanwhile.

Brits go mad for #dogsatpollingstations :? :lol:
Dogs? Pah! You want to be following #catswithpostalvotes - a much higher class of voter. Also #catsnotatpollingstations.
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Charlie wrote:Meanwhile.

Brits go mad for #dogsatpollingstations :? :lol:
Dogs? Pah! You want to be following #catswithpostalvotes - a much higher class of voter. Also #catsnotatpollingstations.
Yes! After all, cats are much more intelligent, Larry the Downing Street cat could probably do a better job of running the country than the rest of the politicians! :innocent: :lol:

This also made me laugh: #fightsatpollingstations
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Charlie wrote: Yes! After all, cats are much more intelligent, Larry the Downing Street cat could probably do a better job of running the country than the rest of the politicians! :innocent: :lol:
His tweets are better at least :D
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Theresa May's naughty revelation earlier this week, has sparked this event
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