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Posted: **24 May 2017, 10:06**

"Crank magnetism" is the official term for this; "A sovereign citizen, a creationist, an anti-vaxxer, and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar. He orders a drink."

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Crank_magnetism

Posted: **24 May 2017, 10:25**

Ironically, some of them don't even believe in magnetism.

Posted: **24 May 2017, 11:28**

My favourite was the guy who didn't believe in gravity because if gravity existed people should be orbiting mountains.

Of course we can't forget "creationist almost discovers the sun" either.

Posted: **24 May 2017, 17:55**

Trying to flee from the police, Dude (Looks Like A Lady)

Posted: **24 May 2017, 18:35**

markfiend wrote:Ironically, some of them don't even believe in magnetism.

Sure, you're happy to say that love can exist between two people of the same gender but you're unwilling to believe that two pieces of metal can feel the same emotion? And you have the front to call us "cranks"?

Posted: **25 May 2017, 09:37**

Posted: **25 May 2017, 18:46**

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Posted: **27 May 2017, 16:20**

Remember last week, when his orangeness urged Muslims to drive out extremism? Let's see how the Saudis are going with that shall we?

Posted: **27 May 2017, 17:02**

Pista wrote:Remember last week, when his orangeness urged Muslims to drive out extremism? Let's see how the Saudis are going with that shall we?

That story is dated 2004...

Posted: **27 May 2017, 17:18**

markfiend wrote:
Pista wrote:Remember last week, when his orangeness urged Muslims to drive out extremism? Let's see how the Saudis are going with that shall we?
That story is dated 2004...

2014. Still it's no wonder, since the Saudi King would have to bow in front of the new Caliphe (once in power) as head of all Muslims worldwide ...

Posted: **27 May 2017, 17:46**

2004, 2014, what's a decade between friends?

Posted: **27 May 2017, 19:20**

markfiend wrote:2004, 2014, what's a decade between friends?

Posted: **30 May 2017, 19:54**

And just in case you weren't sure, buying WWII-era munitions at a flea market qualifies as a Bad Idea.

Posted: **07 Jun 2017, 12:29**

New York subway bans dogs unless they fit in a bag.
Customers: Challenge accepted

Posted: **07 Jun 2017, 12:55**

York, Chihuahua and other small breads - fine, but Husky, German Shepard, Akita?! Poor dogs (and bitches).

Posted: **07 Jun 2017, 20:54**

Take note folks.

Posted: **08 Jun 2017, 08:45**

Posted: **08 Jun 2017, 10:55**

Which day Scottish Nationals vote ?

Posted: **08 Jun 2017, 12:05**

iesus wrote:Which day Scottish Nationals vote ?

They're allowed today.

Actually I quite fancy a Labour/SNP coalition.

Posted: **08 Jun 2017, 13:01**

Meanwhile.

Brits go mad for #dogsatpollingstations

Posted: **08 Jun 2017, 17:15**

Charlie wrote:Meanwhile.

Brits go mad for #dogsatpollingstations

Dogs? Pah! You want to be following #catswithpostalvotes - a much higher class of voter. Also #catsnotatpollingstations.

Posted: **08 Jun 2017, 18:41**

EvilBastard wrote:
Charlie wrote:Meanwhile.

Brits go mad for #dogsatpollingstations
Dogs? Pah! You want to be following #catswithpostalvotes - a much higher class of voter. Also #catsnotatpollingstations.

Yes! After all, cats are much more intelligent, Larry the Downing Street cat could probably do a better job of running the country than the rest of the politicians!

This also made me laugh: #fightsatpollingstations

Posted: **08 Jun 2017, 18:43**

Charlie wrote: Yes! After all, cats are much more intelligent, Larry the Downing Street cat could probably do a better job of running the country than the rest of the politicians!

His tweets are better at least

Posted: **09 Jun 2017, 16:04**

Theresa May's naughty revelation earlier this week, has sparked this event

Posted: **13 Jun 2017, 10:18**

Don't you just hate when you get home to find 20,000 bees living in your car?

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