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Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 27 Apr 2021, 13:10
by markfiend
iesus wrote: ↑27 Apr 2021, 12:15
is it true the statement about victims of covid?
Johnson is reported to have said he would rather see "bodies pile high in their thousands" than order a third lockdown. At least three different Tory ministers have leaked it.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56890714
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 27 Apr 2021, 15:28
by EvilBastard
"We are Sex Bobomb and we're here to...well, apparently to make the bomb squad look a bit silly."
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 27 Apr 2021, 17:03
by Pista
Tom Jones unavailable for comment
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 27 Apr 2021, 19:37
by Swinnow
Don't bogart that joint my friend.
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 27 Apr 2021, 21:30
by eastmidswhizzkid
Swinnow wrote: ↑27 Apr 2021, 19:37
Don't bogart that joint my friend.
sounds like a plan...
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 28 Apr 2021, 08:13
by iesus
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 28 Apr 2021, 08:56
by markfiend
"Camberwell carrot" innit?
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 29 Apr 2021, 08:52
by Pista
It's taken him six years, but a Bromley man has finally
parked in every space in Sainsbury's car park
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 29 Apr 2021, 09:17
by markfiend
Got to have a hobby!
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 29 Apr 2021, 09:27
by Swinnow
You could park in every parking space at Pudsey Sainsbury's in, say, three minutes
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 29 Apr 2021, 12:56
by Swinnow
The City of Liverpool longs for the return of full lockdown.....
The Liverpool Echo is clearly on a roll at the moment
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 29 Apr 2021, 13:02
by Quiff Boy
Scouseland is the gift that keeps on giving (to headline writers)
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 30 Apr 2021, 07:59
by Pista
PSA: When robbing a McDonald's, be mindful of what the time is.......
before you demand chicken nuggets
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 03 May 2021, 10:56
by Pista
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 04 May 2021, 13:17
by Pista
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 05 May 2021, 09:26
by Pista
If you've been given an emergency funding grant to help see you though the pandemic. Using a large chunk of it to build a
giant squid statue might bring some criticism
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 05 May 2021, 09:57
by iesus
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 06 May 2021, 08:59
by Pista
Let's face it. Who among us hasn't
moved the French border by accident?
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 07 May 2021, 08:17
by Pista
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 08 May 2021, 12:14
by Pista
There are numerous reasons to start a gofundme. Such as to pay for the
$3,000 worth of Spongebob Squarepants popsicles your 4-year old ordered on Amazon
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 09 May 2021, 11:46
by Pista
Students rescued from the sea aboard a......
what the heck is that?
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 11 May 2021, 10:47
by Pista
Kent resident's Cyberman, Horace, has been
deleted from his front garden
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 11 May 2021, 17:39
by Swinnow
Hoping nobody ever needs this but for reference:
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 13 May 2021, 09:20
by Pista
"Hey, let's go hiking in this area called 'Certain Death'.
What could possibly go wrong?"
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 13 May 2021, 11:54
by iesus
Dam this is a good one for the young generation
lucky if they take the advantage
