Heartland

scotty wrote:Got a bit pished last night , after drinking my bottle of Red wine, looked for but found no Vodka so drank Mag's bottle of white wine, when I couldn't make out the keys on the 'puttor I decided to go to bed..........could I find the Bedroom............could I fcuk , I mean there's only three of the buggers , I turned the lights off and staggered along the hall in the dark....opened a door...fumbled for the light switch.........wrong room , switched the light off, found the Bed room door, found the light switch.......wrong room again .....what the Wife was thinking at this point God only knows . So, laughing at my drunken stupidity, I staggered back down the hall in the dark......found the hall light switch, looked up the Hall at the three doors, now fairly blurred, got my mark on the Door I needed, turned the light off and made a drunken stagger in it's direction, all of this was, as far as I was concerned, being done in complete and utter silence , I got to the Door........opened it........found the light switch...BINGO, the right room , WHAT A FUCKIN' CARRY ON

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All of this was being done with just my pants on

scotty wrote:

Ozpat wrote: Very nice Keith.

Next time...make sure there's Vodka in the house, drink enough of it and you won't remember the things you did and sleep anywhere...

I will Pat , I was at that funny drunk stage, no' really oot ma face but no where near sensible, d sober enough to remember most thing and think that I was still sober

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:

I seem to remember hearing a tale very similar about you at The Queens during Bloktober

scotty wrote:

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:

I seem to remember hearing a tale very similar about you at The Queens during Bloktober

But Libby, there were hunners and hunners o' Bedrooms in that Hotel

Ozpat wrote:
I know that. It happens to me most of the times around 4 am, when the owner of the bar asks me nicely to go home and I ask for that one more absolutely final drink....

scotty wrote:

Ozpat wrote:
I know that. It happens to me most of the times around 4 am, when the owner of the bar asks me nicely to go home and I ask for that one more absolutely final drink....

At a Heartland meet, when the Barman asks you to leave at 4am, we go for a curry

scotty wrote:

Ozpat wrote:
I know that. It happens to me most of the times around 4 am, when the owner of the bar asks me nicely to go home and I ask for that one more absolutely final drink....

At a Heartland meet, when the Barman asks you to leave at 4am, we go for a curry

Obviousman wrote: Good to hear you managed to get in bed, finally, though

scotty wrote:

Obviousman wrote: Good to hear you managed to get in bed, finally, though

I'm going to go and do the dishes and a wee bit of hoovering and put the fire on before she gets back from work

scotty wrote: I'm going to go and do the dishes and a wee bit of hoovering and put the fire on before she gets back from work

scotty wrote:

Ozpat wrote:
I know that. It happens to me most of the times around 4 am, when the owner of the bar asks me nicely to go home and I ask for that one more absolutely final drink....

At a Heartland meet, when the Barman asks you to leave at 4am, we go for a curry

MadameButterfly wrote:I bet Mags is going to send ya to the wee dug's hoows

I'm trying to do that funny accent of yours....

boudicca wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:I bet Mags is going to send ya to the wee dug's hoows

I'm trying to do that funny accent of yours....

Re the Queens at Bloktober... you mean to say hunners of folk were opening their hotel doors to a steamin' choochter in his y-fronts at 4 in the morning...?

boudicca wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:I bet Mags is going to send ya to the wee dug's hoows

I'm trying to do that funny accent of yours....

Re the Queens at Bloktober... you mean to say hunners of folk were opening their hotel doors to a steamin' choochter in his y-fronts at 4 in the morning...?

scotty wrote:

boudicca wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:I bet Mags is going to send ya to the wee dug's hoows

I'm trying to do that funny accent of yours....

Re the Queens at Bloktober... you mean to say hunners of folk were opening their hotel doors to a steamin' choochter in his y-fronts at 4 in the morning...?

It was 5 in the morning ......................how do you know I wear Y fronts

missus scotty wrote:@ MB He would have been sent to the wee dug's hoose if it wasn't so funny.

To be woke up in the middle of the night (after being a good girl going to bed early with no night cap 'cause I had work in the morning) to hear someone shuffling up the hall with a strobe effect going on and tee-heeing like a 5 year old, then to mutter sod it I'm away for a p*ss then 10 mins later to be blinded with the bedroom light going on and a wee happy face at the end of the bed say there you are!

I'm just sorry I wasn't here to witness the hang over

MadameButterfly wrote:You HL men seem to all get into the same state when p!ssed...run around hotels from door to door, in your 'nightware'...

missus scotty wrote:@ MB He would have been sent to the wee dug's hoose if it wasn't so funny.

To be woke up in the middle of the night (after being a good girl going to bed early with no night cap 'cause I had work in the morning) to hear someone shuffling up the hall with a strobe effect going on and tee-heeing like a 5 year old, then to mutter sod it I'm away for a p*ss then 10 mins later to be blinded with the bedroom light going on and a wee happy face at the end of the bed say there you are!

I'm just sorry I wasn't here to witness the hang over

boudicca wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:You HL men seem to all get into the same state when p!ssed...run around hotels from door to door, in your 'nightware'...

Some of them don't even have to be p!ssed...

boudicca wrote:
Mags, ever thought of installing a tripwire in the hallway?

boudicca wrote:

Mags, ever thought of installing a tripwire in the hallway?

scotty wrote:

boudicca wrote:

Mags, ever thought of installing a tripwire in the hallway?

My God Claire, there's a real bad streak in you