Shopping the Sisters way

THE place for your Sisters-related comments, questions and snippets of Sisters information. For those who do not know, The Sisters of Mercy are a rock'n'roll band. And a pop band. And an industrial groove machine. Or so they say. They make records. Lots of records, apparently. But not in your galaxy. They play concerts. Lots of concerts, actually. But you still cannot see them. So what's it all about, Alfie? This is one of the few tightly-moderated forums on Heartland, so please keep on-topic. All off-topic posts will either be moved or deleted. Chairman Bux is the editor and the editor's decision is final. Danke.
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Ghostrider
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Some Kind of stranger: need a fake ID, fake drivers licence? they're the ones to contact!
i don't sleep, so i don't dream, so i don't wake up frightened...
everything is what it seems, if you look hard enough tonight and see...
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Silver_Owl
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EvilBastard wrote:Just saw an ad for a hair restoration place -

Alopecia, My Infection

My coat's around here somewhere...
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Possibly my favourite yet.

My god, What have I done :?: :oops:
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You created a monster, is what you did. I...I...no, sorry, nothing left.
"Consistency is the sign of a decaying brain"
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Some Kind Of Stranger ~ escorts

Something Fast ~ drive-thru

Snub Nose ~ rhinoplasty
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James Blast
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Doctor Jeep - 4 wheeled diagnostics
Rock and a Hard Place - seaside confectionery in a Glaswegian pub setting
Something Fast - The Planet Dave Decorating Co.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Incompetent Electricians, Inc., doing business as Bad Voltees...

look, lady, I left my coat with you, I have the ticket, now find it QUICKLY - the mob cometh!
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
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EvilBastard
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Not to mention the safety announcements on SSV Airlines...

"The emergency exits on this aircraft are two doors at the rear, two overwing exits, and...







...you guessed it...






...two in the nose."

Ok, just give me anyone's jacket - I really need to get out of here
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mh wrote:Nah, I mean 2 vast & trunkless legs of stone :)

:roll:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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EvilBastard wrote:Not to mention the safety announcements on SSV Airlines...
Now come on, they've got to be Vultees.
T. Shroeder wrote:Wingspan

Wingspan - one hundred and ten feet
Length - seventy-four feet, seven inches
Height - twenty-nine feet, one and a half inch
Thirty-nine thousand four hundred pounds empty
Seven hundred passengers
Seven hundred stupid people
Wing area - one thousand square feet
A thousand and forty-eight square feet
Thirty-nine thousand four hundred pounds empty

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James Blast wrote:Something Fast - The Planet Dave Decorating Co.
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
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Watch - timepieces, duh.


Coat retrieved, heading for the door... :roll: ;D :innocent:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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James Blast
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why thankee young Korin :D
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SINsister wrote:Watch - timepieces, duh.
Should have gone to Radio Rentals... ;D
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James Blast
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shoulda gone 'Radio Rental' first
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Red Skies Disappear - weathermen.

I'm sure I left that coat around here somewhere
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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Dark wrote:
James Blast wrote:Something Fast - The Planet Dave Decorating Co.
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
Quite. 8) :wink:
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
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Inspired by the english desert thread:

Temple of dough - bakery
There is shadow under this red rock
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mh
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Mother-in-law Russia: Mail order brides...
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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Romeo Down - Sydney's finest italian cars
(ok, got that from here :wink: )
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kazamel wrote:Romeo Down - Sydney's finest italian cars
(ok, got that from here :wink: )

You mean, Romeo Down Under... :P :wink: ;D
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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:!: Bump :!:
One of the finest threads ever to grace Heartland.
For the benefit of any of you new types. ;D
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i had named my own business with a sisters song too, but it's a real business lol www.logicdesign.com.br
Project Personal Dok
Hardware: 100% (Single Hackintosh)
AU: 90%
Software: 90%
The Final Floorshow - My Own Sisters T-Shirt Shop
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Silver_Owl
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Husek wrote:i had named my own business with a sisters song too, but it's a real business lol www.logicdesign.com.br
Amphetamine Design has a better ring to it. ;D
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hmm, i named an online community after a sisters song :innocent: :lol:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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For all your handware needs:

Temple of Glove

Sorry.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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