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Posted: 17 May 2006, 06:54
by Ghostrider
Some Kind of stranger: need a fake ID, fake drivers licence? they're the ones to contact!

Posted: 17 May 2006, 10:36
by Silver_Owl
EvilBastard wrote:Just saw an ad for a hair restoration place -

Alopecia, My Infection

My coat's around here somewhere...
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Possibly my favourite yet.

My god, What have I done :?: :oops:

Posted: 17 May 2006, 16:08
by Electrochrome
You created a monster, is what you did. I...I...no, sorry, nothing left.

Posted: 17 May 2006, 16:15
by hellboy69
Some Kind Of Stranger ~ escorts

Something Fast ~ drive-thru

Snub Nose ~ rhinoplasty

Posted: 17 May 2006, 16:43
by James Blast
Doctor Jeep - 4 wheeled diagnostics
Rock and a Hard Place - seaside confectionery in a Glaswegian pub setting
Something Fast - The Planet Dave Decorating Co.

Posted: 17 May 2006, 16:45
by EvilBastard
Incompetent Electricians, Inc., doing business as Bad Voltees...

look, lady, I left my coat with you, I have the ticket, now find it QUICKLY - the mob cometh!

Posted: 17 May 2006, 16:47
by EvilBastard
Not to mention the safety announcements on SSV Airlines...

"The emergency exits on this aircraft are two doors at the rear, two overwing exits, and...







...you guessed it...






...two in the nose."

Ok, just give me anyone's jacket - I really need to get out of here

Posted: 17 May 2006, 20:32
by 6FeetOver
mh wrote:Nah, I mean 2 vast & trunkless legs of stone :)

:roll:

Posted: 17 May 2006, 20:59
by Dark
EvilBastard wrote:Not to mention the safety announcements on SSV Airlines...
Now come on, they've got to be Vultees.
T. Shroeder wrote:Wingspan

Wingspan - one hundred and ten feet
Length - seventy-four feet, seven inches
Height - twenty-nine feet, one and a half inch
Thirty-nine thousand four hundred pounds empty
Seven hundred passengers
Seven hundred stupid people
Wing area - one thousand square feet
A thousand and forty-eight square feet
Thirty-nine thousand four hundred pounds empty

Empty

Posted: 17 May 2006, 21:00
by Dark
James Blast wrote:Something Fast - The Planet Dave Decorating Co.
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

Posted: 17 May 2006, 21:06
by 6FeetOver
Watch - timepieces, duh.


Coat retrieved, heading for the door... :roll: ;D :innocent:

Posted: 17 May 2006, 22:14
by James Blast
why thankee young Korin :D

Posted: 17 May 2006, 22:35
by EvilBastard
SINsister wrote:Watch - timepieces, duh.
Should have gone to Radio Rentals... ;D

Posted: 17 May 2006, 22:45
by James Blast
shoulda gone 'Radio Rental' first

Posted: 17 May 2006, 22:53
by mh
Red Skies Disappear - weathermen.

I'm sure I left that coat around here somewhere

Posted: 17 May 2006, 23:37
by Planet Dave
Dark wrote:
James Blast wrote:Something Fast - The Planet Dave Decorating Co.
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
Quite. 8) :wink:

Posted: 18 May 2006, 12:25
by eotunun
Inspired by the english desert thread:

Temple of dough - bakery

Posted: 18 May 2006, 13:36
by mh
Mother-in-law Russia: Mail order brides...

Posted: 18 May 2006, 13:40
by kazamel
Romeo Down - Sydney's finest italian cars
(ok, got that from here :wink: )

Posted: 18 May 2006, 17:29
by 6FeetOver
kazamel wrote:Romeo Down - Sydney's finest italian cars
(ok, got that from here :wink: )

You mean, Romeo Down Under... :P :wink: ;D

Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 14:52
by Silver_Owl
:!: Bump :!:
One of the finest threads ever to grace Heartland.
For the benefit of any of you new types. ;D

Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 15:21
by Husek
i had named my own business with a sisters song too, but it's a real business lol www.logicdesign.com.br

Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 15:22
by Silver_Owl
Husek wrote:i had named my own business with a sisters song too, but it's a real business lol www.logicdesign.com.br
Amphetamine Design has a better ring to it. ;D

Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 16:03
by Quiff Boy
hmm, i named an online community after a sisters song :innocent: :lol:

Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 16:08
by markfiend
For all your handware needs:

Temple of Glove

Sorry.