Heartland

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 21:59**

Big Si wrote: * and it worked for me

Yeah, and boobs like that would work for me too...

Meaning if I had boobs as lovely as those...

Oh lordy all this boob and willy talk makes me feel quite dizzyy.

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 22:00**

Don't look down then

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 22:02**

Aye Right!

Get it right round ye!

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 22:03**

No more looking under either!

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 22:05**

MadameButterfly wrote:
Big Si wrote: * and it worked for me
Yeah, and boobs like that would work for me too...
Meaning if I had boobs as lovely as those...

Oh lordy all this boob and willy talk makes me feel quite dizzyy.

Aye, the girls of Glesga are quite a handful, if you catch my drift

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 22:09**

Big Si wrote: Aye, the girls of Glesga are quite a handful, if you catch my drift

Say nae more, say nae more, I get your drift!

Met any foreigners yet?

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 22:15**

MadameButterfly wrote:
Big Si wrote: Aye, the girls of Glesga are quite a handful, if you catch my drift
Say nae more, say nae more, I get your drift!

Met any foreigners yet?

In Glesga? Aye, there's tourists all over the place

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 22:38**

Big Si wrote:In Glesga? Aye, there's tourists all over the place

like yirsel'?

1~nil!

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 22:42**

James Blast wrote:
Big Si wrote:In Glesga? Aye, there's tourists all over the place
like yirsel'?

1~nil!

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 20:17**

James Blast wrote:
Big Si wrote:In Glesga? Aye, there's tourists all over the place
like yirsel'?

1~nil!

How can I be a tourist when it's my home town

Posted: **02 Aug 2006, 23:08**

Is this thread still going?

Posted: **02 Aug 2006, 23:13**

Post a piccie of what's under the kilt and I'll tell you...

Posted: **02 Aug 2006, 23:17**

Women, only think of one thing

Posted: **02 Aug 2006, 23:20**

Obviousman wrote:Women, only think of one thing

And men not? "Come upstairs hon, I'm horny"

Posted: **02 Aug 2006, 23:22**

We're not all the same

Posted: **02 Aug 2006, 23:23**

Obviousman wrote:We're not all the same

To quote Monty Python:

"We are all individuals"

Posted: **02 Aug 2006, 23:23**

Really? Show me...

Posted: **02 Aug 2006, 23:25**

BillyBadBreaks wrote:
Obviousman wrote:We're not all the same
To quote Monty Python:

"We are all individuals"

Really made me laugh out loud, that one

MadameButterfly wrote: Really? Show me...

Ach, well-kept secrets. We men just don't tell women about it

Posted: **02 Aug 2006, 23:27**

Obviousman wrote: Ach, well-kept secrets. We men just don't tell women about it

HA! Wanna bet?

Posted: **02 Aug 2006, 23:29**

MadameButterfly wrote:
Obviousman wrote: Ach, well-kept secrets. We men just don't tell women about it
HA! Wanna bet?

I only have 4 inches......

Mind you, some women don't like it that thick!

Posted: **02 Aug 2006, 23:31**

No, my religion does not allow me to bet, swear nor drink.

Posted: **02 Aug 2006, 23:34**

BillyBadBreaks wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
Obviousman wrote: Ach, well-kept secrets. We men just don't tell women about it
HA! Wanna bet?
I only have 4 inches......

Mind you, some women don't like it that thick!

Metric system! Metric system!

Obviousman wrote:No, my religion does not allow me to bet, swear nor drink.

Well ask your religion to save you from damnation, as I have heard and poured!

Posted: **02 Aug 2006, 23:36**

4 inches is 20 cm (THICK!)

Posted: **02 Aug 2006, 23:37**

oh lordy now I don't need to know the length...

*faints*

Posted: **02 Aug 2006, 23:39**

MadameButterfly wrote:oh lordy now I don't need to know the length...

*faints*

When I go to the bathroom, I don't shake it, I have to kick it!

Heartland

Kilt by Death