MacHeartland V

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weebleswobble wrote:
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weebleswobble wrote:I'm pure up fur a haggis supper doon the Babbity Bowster

6 (ish) anybody?

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Aye, we'll be needing fed upon our arrival..............half Six?, what's the grub like there?
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Very upmarket, I can take youze roond the corner tae Wishbones for anything mediterranean in origin, or we can go to the Val D'Oro doon the Gallowgate for a deep fried pizza :twisted:

You'll be on the Big Man's "Manor" this saturday night :wink:
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Big Si wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:
scotty wrote: Aye, we'll be needing fed upon our arrival..............half Six?, what's the grub like there?
Good Scottish Grub-Haggis recommended-by the internetty
Very upmarket, I can take youze roond the corner tae Wishbones for anything mediterranean in origin, or we can go to the Val D'Oro doon the Gallowgate for a deep fried pizza :twisted:

You'll be on the Big Man's "Manor" this saturday night :wink:
The Ma'grit is eating these days, we'll going to them all :eek: :twisted:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:
Big Si wrote:
weebleswobble wrote: Good Scottish Grub-Haggis recommended-by the internetty
Very upmarket, I can take youze roond the corner tae Wishbones for anything mediterranean in origin, or we can go to the Val D'Oro doon the Gallowgate for a deep fried pizza :twisted:

You'll be on the Big Man's "Manor" this saturday night :wink:
The Ma'grit is eating these days, we'll going to them all :eek: :twisted:
8) I'll have her leftovers when she's full up :wink: ;D
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Big Si wrote:
scotty wrote:
Big Si wrote: Very upmarket, I can take youze roond the corner tae Wishbones for anything mediterranean in origin, or we can go to the Val D'Oro doon the Gallowgate for a deep fried pizza :twisted:

You'll be on the Big Man's "Manor" this saturday night :wink:
The Ma'grit is eating these days, we'll going to them all :eek: :twisted:
8) I'll have her leftovers when she's full up :wink: ;D
"Left overs"?........not seen any of them for months :twisted:
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Big Si wrote:
Very upmarket, I can take youze roond the corner tae Wishbones for anything mediterranean in origin, or we can go to the Val D'Oro doon the Gallowgate for a deep fried pizza :twisted:

You'll be on the Big Man's "Manor" this saturday night :wink:
Right we need to meet at 6:30 for food then: Big Si will act as escort and guide :?:
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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You're going to market those? :D Lovely stuff indeed 8) :notoworthy:

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weebleswobble wrote:
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Very upmarket, I can take youze roond the corner tae Wishbones for anything mediterranean in origin, or we can go to the Val D'Oro doon the Gallowgate for a deep fried pizza :twisted:

You'll be on the Big Man's "Manor" this saturday night :wink:
Right we need to meet at 6:30 for food then: Big Si will act as escort and guide :?:
Nice wan Jimbo! :notworthy:

Does she no do Tablet as well? :eek: :notworthy:



6.30? Nae bother! :D

Whut dae ye fancy then, bawjaws? Traditional weegie or intercontinental :wink: ;D

I'll remember to ask the chef tae deep fry yer toes fur me! :twisted:
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6.30? Nae bother! :D

Whut dae ye fancy then, bawjaws? Traditional weegie or intercontinental :wink: ;D

I'll remember to ask the chef tae deep fry yer toes fur me! :twisted:
I'll go for general consensus or stop dithering and say TRAD FARE

and as the avator states Nae Toes Fur Si :wink:

Edit:meeting at same pub?
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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weebleswobble wrote:
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6.30? Nae bother! :D

Whut dae ye fancy then, bawjaws? Traditional weegie or intercontinental :wink: ;D

I'll remember to ask the chef tae deep fry yer toes fur me! :twisted:
I'll go for general consensus or stop dithering and say TRAD FARE

and as the avator states Nae Toes Fur Si :wink:

Edit:meeting at same pub?
Deep Fried Pizza it is then! :twisted:
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See you lot at 6.30 then?
8)

Just spoke to Blast and he will be in toon about 7 just to be awkward..
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Zuma wrote:See you lot at 6.30 then?
8)

Just spoke to Blast and he will be in toon about 7 just to be awkward..
It's a 'Tim' thing I do, I don't want grief, I just feel the attaction of it.
Having said that, I have and absolutely bulging sac of goodies foe this one. None of them Sisters related (except wan fur the Pilot of the Forres Taxi).
Books aplenty and 4 DVDs of NIN live at Mudstock in Blast Products covers :D

Shite! I jist 'membered I've no done that JAMC boot fur DR
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Nae worries Mr B, just pulling yer leg :notworthy:
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good luck. i think you might all need it.
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emilystrange wrote:good luck. i think you might all need it.
Thanks for the vote of confidence :lol:
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Och aye, have a braw bricht nicht, one 'n' all!!!
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Cheers Michael we will :D


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Initially I was sad that I could not attend, but now that James is talking about his "absolutely bulging sac", I am just as happy that I will elsewhere. ;D

Have fan, all of you. :D
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Thank you Martin we didn't need a fan as we were sitting outdoors and it was an 'Hot August Night' in Glesga ie. it rained and the wind whipped up.
Still recovering/basking in the aftermath that was MacHeartland V, such good, good people and a bumper turn out :D

I can't single out anyone of you, but those who travelled deserve a special :notworthy:
One of those evenings I shall treasure and replay in my mind for a long time.

thanks guys, yur thi best
James

Edit: I'm pretty sure this night is still going on, somewhere, in Glasgow, as I type...
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Ouch, ma heid...... :urff:


And i'm no blaming the shortbread :wink:
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To finish off last nights poetry reading-

"Outside the take-away, Saturday night
a bald adolescent, asks me out for a fight
He was no bigger than a two-penny fart
he was a deft exponent of the martial art
He gave me three warnings:
Trod on me toes, stuck his fingers in my eyes
and kicked me in the nose
A rabbit punch made me eyes explode
My head went dead, I fell in the road

I pleaded for mercy
I wriggled on the ground
he kicked me in the balls
and said something profound
Gave my face the millimetre tread
Stole me chop suey and left me for dead

Through rivers of blood and splintered bones
I crawled half a mile to the public telephone
pulled the corpse out the call box, held back the bile
and with a broken index finger, I proceeded to dial

I couldn’t get an ambulance
the phone was screwed
The receiver fell in half
it had been kung fu’d

A black belt karate cop opened up the door
demanding information about the stiff on the floor
he looked like an extra from Yang Shang Po
he said “What’s all this then
ah so, ah so, ah so.�
he wore a bamboo mask
he was gen’ned on zen
He finished his devotions and he beat me up again

Thanks to that embryonic Bruce Lee
I’m a shadow of the person that I used to be
I can’t go back to Salford
the cops have got me marked
Enter the Dragon
Exit Johnny Clarke "

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Top Night out indeed :D

When's the next one? :wink:

I'm already getting disapproving looks when I pick up Zuma's Bass (cheers again Dave :notworthy: ) so I must be doing something right :twisted:
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Great night folks and great to see you all again :notworthy:

It was only marred by some more shocking shortcake abuse...



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Zuma wrote:Great night folks and great to see you all again :notworthy:

It was only marred by some more shocking shortcake abuse...



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And who was sloobering that HUUUUUGE pint of Hoegaarden? :notworthy:


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More photies to follow mebbes...
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